[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed":3,"chapter-great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-chapter-115":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","Great, It’s the Pervy Neighbor. We’re Doomed",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},1800475,2399,"Chapter 115: Jiang Ran's First Meeting with Robert, The Ugly Woman Xia Xiaomei","great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-chapter-115",115,"\u003Cp>Jiang Ran returned to Alice Apartment in the late afternoon.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He had taken the day off, so he didn't need to work in the afternoon - just attend Manager Xiao Zhang's first matchmaking event in the evening as a filler participant.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With free time in the afternoon, he planned to return to Room 304 and lounge around.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran had just stepped out of the elevator.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As he walked down the third floor hallway toward Room 304,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>he unexpectedly encountered someone.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The man appeared to be in his thirties,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>with handsome but gaunt cheeks and messy black curly hair.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nothing particularly unusual - except this person wasn't Chinese, but a foreigner\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran noted how many foreigners had been appearing in the apartment lately -\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>first Mike, now another unfamiliar face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The white man smiled warmly at Jiang Ran as they approached each other,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>appearing friendly and cheerful.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran nodded back with a polite smile.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just as they were about to pass each other,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>the foreigner suddenly spoke: \"Hello, my name is Robert. What's your name?\" (in English)\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Uh...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran had assumed this foreigner could speak Chinese,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>since Mike's Chinese had been unnaturally fluent for a foreigner.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But this one didn't know a single word!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Now that he thought about it, that assumption had been foolish -\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chinese was notoriously difficult to learn.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Of course many foreigners wouldn't know it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Now came the problem - Jiang Ran's English was terrible too.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Not completely nonexistent, but certainly not enough for actual conversation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hello, could you repeat what you just said?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Technology could solve this.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran pulled out his phone with its automatic translation function,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>perfect for communicating with foreigners.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hello, my name is Robert. What's your name?\" (in English)\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The white man repeated.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After hearing the translation,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran responded through his phone: \"Hello Robert, I'm Jiang Ran.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Robert smiled and said: \"Oh, I see. Nice to meet you, Jiang Ran.\" (in English)\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran replied: \"Likewise. By the way, are you staying on the third floor or just passing through?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Robert answered: \"No, I'm visiting a friend. Staying for a week before returning to Maple Country - a very beautiful place.\" (in English)\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran suddenly asked curiously: \"Friend's invitation? Was your friend an American named Mike?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mike was the only American Jiang Ran knew in the apartment - perhaps he was Robert's host.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Robert shook his head: \"No. Well, I have things to do, must go now.\" (in English)\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran nodded: \"Goodbye.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As Jiang Ran turned toward Room 304,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>he completely failed to notice how Robert's eyes burned with dangerous intensity behind him,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>nor the sinister smile that remained frozen on the foreigner's face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Meanwhile, in the live stream room:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ultimate Rich Kid: [He's finally appeared! Robert, one of the world's top ten serial killers!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Middle-aged Uncle: [I really didn't want to see him.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ultimate Rich Kid: [Haha, because you bet on Jiang Ran, right? I wonder when Robert will make his move?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Domineering Female CEO: [Definitely within the week. They'll clash during these seven days. Prepare for all-nighters if you want to watch live instead of replays.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ultimate Rich Kid: [Why?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fairy Sister @ Ultimate Rich Kid: [Seriously? Didn't you listen to Robert's profile? This creep only strikes late at night when everyone's asleep!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ultimate Rich Kid: [Oh right... But I do remember Jiang Ran is still on that clown's hit list!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Domineering Female CEO: [Such an unlucky boy!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Little Aunt: [Those guys Xiao Q and company aren't doing much better - still being kept like dogs in Room 1001...]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Little Dragon Girl: [Hahaha those poor bastards! I checked their feed earlier - they don't even have toilet paper when they shit now!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Returning to Room 304,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran cooked instant noodles with two eggs - supposedly good for virility.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After eating,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>he turned on the TV, planning to watch something before taking the American imported medicine Wang Qingzhao bought for him in half an hour.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As his gaze fell on the wall-mounted TV,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>he couldn't help noticing the ancient beauty kite hanging nearby.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Honestly, he didn't know how it got there,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>but suspected one of his alternate personalities must have taken it from Wang Nuli's place during a blackout period.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As for Wang Nuli's death,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>the incident had passed and been ruled a suicide.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At least that worry was gone.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Sigh... I wish I never developed dissociative identity disorder...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This had always been Jiang Ran's deepest wish.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But wishes were just wishes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He didn't think this condition could ever be cured - just managed as best as possible.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just then, his phone buzzed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Checking it, he saw a message from a resident in Alice Apartment asking for help.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hmm...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Normally he could refuse since he was off today,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>but this was the first time someone needed assistance during his day off.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He messaged Manager Xiao Zhang for guidance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The manager replied he could either decline, citing his day off,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>or go help and earn 50 yuan as overtime pay added to his monthly salary.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran was like Tao Yuanming - he wouldn't bend for five pecks of rice.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But six pecks? That was another matter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So he got up from the sofa to assist the resident.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The person needing help was someone named Xia Xiaomei in Room 901.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>From the name, probably a woman.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran quickly arrived at Room 901 and knocked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The door soon opened,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>revealing a woman who looked at least 35 years old,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>with rather plain - frankly ugly - features.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Truth be told,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>all the women Jiang Ran had met in this apartment so far -\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qin Yi, Qin Kelian, Su Mi -\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>could be described as stunning beauties.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So when he first saw this unattractive woman named Xia Xiaomei,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>her appearance stunned him for several seconds.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Of course, this shock came purely from her ugliness.\u003C\u002Fp>",979,"2026-06-09T04:42:10.999Z",1,"novelbin.me","dc8d93dfc776816a361fb64e1638f371cad73ad524e70efb613cd4dc4156207b","great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-chapter-116","great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-chapter-658",670,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fgreat-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-cover.jpg"]