[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed":3,"chapter-great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-chapter-251":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","Great, It’s the Pervy Neighbor. We’re Doomed",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},1800403,2399,"Chapter 251: Xiao Nie and Qin Kelian — Prey That Walked Right into Their Trap","great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-chapter-251",251,"\u003Cp>Smack!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Little Nie, who had just been greedily admiring the beauty of the ancient lady kite, was probably fantasizing in his mind about getting intimate with the lifeless object before him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But then his old father walked right over and slapped him on the back of the head.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Truly, one slap scattered his lustful spirit—Dad, I'm your son!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You brat, what's always going through that head of yours? You can't even spare a kite?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Even if there were girls this beautiful in the real world, let me tell you, they wouldn't look twice at a loafer like you!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Little Nie didn't get angry after being slapped on the head by his father.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But when he heard his father's words, he became furious.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Dad, what kind of talk is that? What do you mean they wouldn't look at a loafer like me? Do you know how many girls admired me at school?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Little Nie shouted with extreme indignation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Master Nie looked at Little Nie with genuine disappointment at his failure to meet expectations.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was somewhat angry: \"Enough, stop bragging. I'm really afraid you'll catch syphilis or AIDS someday.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Come over here and help.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Grabbing Little Nie by the ear with his right hand, Master Nie brought him over to start dismantling the original security door at Jiang Ran's home.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Master Nie had probably dismantled plenty of security doors and was very skilled at it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His son, however, was dawdling and even messed up when handing over tools.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For example, when Master Nie asked his son to bring an adjustable wrench, the kid pulled out a pair of pliers from the tool bag...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But with Master Nie's professional skill, this security door was quickly removed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After removal, they began installing the new door Jiang Ran had bought online.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Young man, this door you bought is quite good!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After tearing off the protective foam from the security door, Master Nie saw the door Jiang Ran had purchased.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Master Nie asked Jiang Ran how much he paid for the door.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran replied it was over ten thousand.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Master Nie said: \"For a Grade A Security Door, you can actually get one for over a thousand, but those kinds barely meet the passing standard for Grade A. Yours, costing over ten thousand, is among the upper tier of Grade A doors.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Master Nie quickly installed the new security door.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After installation, he had Jiang Ran inspect it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran checked it over.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He discovered that compared to the previous security door, this one had an additional feature.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It could use the camera on the smart lock outside to replace the peephole.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He could see outside the door on the screen inside.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Master, this door should be able to keep out burglars, right?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After finishing his inspection, Jiang Ran asked Master Nie.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Master Nie smiled and said: \"Since ancient times, locks have always been designed to keep out honest people, not villains.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Your security door cost over ten thousand, so it's definitely safer than those costing a few thousand.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then, Master Nie prepared to replace the windows Jiang Ran had bought.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He originally called Little Nie over to continue helping.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Little Nie said: \"Dad, I'm going out for a smoke, my nicotine craving is acting up.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Master Nie originally wanted to say he should finish the work first.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, Jiang Ran stepped forward and said: \"Let him smoke, so you don't end up arguing again. I'll assist you.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Master Nie sighed: \"Sorry you have to see this. Ah, this son of mine really gives me no peace.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"People talk about hoping their sons become dragons and all that, but in this lifetime, I just hope my son—forget becoming a dragon or achieving great things—can live a stable life, marry a wife, and have children. That would be enough for me.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Just please, don't do any more unlawful things.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Little Nie walked out of Room 304, planning to smoke a cigarette by the corridor window to satisfy his nicotine craving.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This was the smoking freedom he had fought for after intense arguments with his father.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His father could control other aspects of his life, but not his smoking.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Master Nie was also clever about it—anyway, I won't give you money to buy cigarettes, so if you can manage to buy them yourself, go ahead.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Little Nie started walking toward the window in the third-floor corridor.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He pulled out a lighter and a 10-yuan pack of Hongtashan cigarettes from his left pants pocket.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He took one out and held it between his lips.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just as he was about to light it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The hand holding the lighter froze in mid-air.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Not just that hand.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even the rest of his body seemed to have been immobilized by a paralysis spell.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He stood motionless like a statue.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The only part of his entire body that was moving was his eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Clearly, he had seen something that caused this reaction.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So, what did he see?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He saw a woman emerging from Room 303—completely snow-white, glowing white, with a great figure, wearing sexy clothing, and super beautiful to boot.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Holy shit, this was truly the most beautiful woman he had ever seen in real life!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This was for real!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The big city is really better! The women are so beautiful! They're completely incomparable to the women from that godforsaken place I call home!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Little Nie couldn't help but marvel in his heart.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Although Nancheng City wasn't exactly a major metropolis, it still wasn't something his hometown could compare to.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Of course, in truly large cities with many migrants.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They gather who knows how many beautiful girls.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You might go out once, take the subway.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And feel like you've fallen in love countless times.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After being dazed by the beautiful sight, Little Nie lit his cigarette, the yellow-red ember burning at the filter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He put the lighter back in his pants pocket and prepared to go strike up a conversation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Inferiority complex is a psychology many people have.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For many innocent young virgins.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They might see a beautiful woman and not even think about approaching her.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If a beautiful woman just came over to ask them a few questions, they'd struggle to speak coherently in response.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Little Nie was different—he possessed a bizarre, extreme self-confidence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was as if he felt extremely good about himself, believing all girls would be captivated by his charm and conversation skills.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The woman who came out of Room 303 was the younger sister of the Demoness sisters—Qin Kelian.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qin Kelian had come out to get some fresh air on the rooftop and enjoy the view.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But as soon as she closed the door, she instinctively noticed a lecherous gaze fixed on her.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then, she looked toward the direction of that lecherous gaze.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She discovered a young man with his left hand in the pocket of his blue-green jeans.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His right hand held a cigarette between his index finger, middle finger, and thumb, continuously moving the cigarette in and out of his mouth.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Each time the cigarette came out, his mouth would blow out a large cloud of smoke, making himself appear extremely suave.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As if he were the descendant of dragons.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hello, beautiful.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Little Nie stopped when he was about one meter away from Qin Kelian.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>While beginning to converse with Qin Kelian, Little Nie continued smoking incessantly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Especially since he deliberately blew smoke in Qin Kelian's direction.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qin Kelian stared at Little Nie, particularly at this action of blowing smoke toward her.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On the surface, she maintained a smiling face, but inside, it felt as if countless sharp knives had appeared.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wanting to viciously stab the boy before her to death.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She, Qin Kelian, hated it most when people smoked, especially when it made her breathe secondhand smoke.\u003C\u002Fp>",1297,"2026-06-09T04:42:11.000Z",1,"novelbin.me","764030c11893990ffb3637835ad6e9089bad3761b258741335e4d191db2c2abc","great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-chapter-252","great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-chapter-500",670,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fgreat-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-cover.jpg"]