[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed":3,"chapter-great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-chapter-287":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","Great, It’s the Pervy Neighbor. We’re Doomed",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},1800439,2399,"Chapter 287: The Razor Water Slide","great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-chapter-287",287,"\u003Cp>The live stream room was noisy, but in reality, things were already underway.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Island staff had entered the hotel room where Lab Rat Amir had died and begun collecting the body.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>These professional Cleaners.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They specialized in disposing of corpses.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Of course, on the island the final fate of these dead people was always the same: they were put on a boat by the Cleaners, taken far away from the island, and dumped into the sea to feed the sharks.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After finishing at the haunted house, Jiang Ran split ways with Xiao Q and the third person.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then he returned to his own hotel room, waited until mealtime, and went up to the tenth floor for the buffet.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After that he went back to his hotel room.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When he finished, he showered, got into bed, turned on the air conditioning, and played on his phone—enjoying a pleasant night.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As for going out at night?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Impossible.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What would he do out alone in the middle of the night?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So Jiang Ran lay on his bed scrolling through TikTok.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For some reason, recently a singer with the surname Wang had become the center of controversy on TikTok.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A lot of netizens were arguing whether his studies at that Berkeley-like school abroad were music or operating an excavator—there was a lot of debate…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Music or excavators, Jiang Ran didn’t know.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But he found those videos pretty funny.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He kept scrolling until just before sleep, and noticed that the Tai Country beauty in the next bed, Wannara, still hadn’t returned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Special Live Stream — Macedonia Island.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The next day, seven in the morning.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On Macedonia Island, besides the hotels, there were other facilities.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For example, a water park.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In that water park there was a water attraction—a large water slide.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This giant water slide.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>From the ground, when you looked up,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>you could see that the slide was very long.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It wound around in coils, designed with many twists and turns;\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>at a glance it looked wildly dangerous and thrilling.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Moreover, this water slide was completely enclosed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Outsiders could not see inside the slide;\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>it wasn’t like an open-air slide where you could tell what position a rider was in.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What was more strange about this water slide\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>was what happened at the end: riders were flushed into a large pool when they finished.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Normally that pool would be open-air, and riders would climb out onto the shore.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But this slide’s pool was sealed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Standing beside the sealed pool—unable to see inside—was a white man who looked about fifty years old.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fifty is an age that, in ancient times, would be considered old.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the Qing Dynasty, fifty was already old.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But in the modern era of explosive technology, seventy or eighty are the ages counted as elderly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fifty is still middle-aged!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet this middle-aged white man had short white hair all over his head.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The white man was named James Carter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was one of the deranged serial killers on Macedonia Island.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And the frightening, thrill-packed water slide beside him was his masterpiece.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“172 people.” (English)\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>James kept his hands in his pockets and stared expressionless at his creation as he muttered to himself.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That was the number of people who had died on this water slide yesterday.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You probably want to know—how could riding a water slide kill someone?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It’s simple.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Many people had probably already guessed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He had installed blades inside the enclosed slide.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Many people had seen that foreign movie about a water slide fitted with cross-shaped blades.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Honestly, it’s terrifying. That movie made a lot of people fear enclosed water slides.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You can’t be scared of ten thousand things, only the one-in-a-million chance matters—you might run into that situation yourself.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But James was even more vicious than that movie.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In that film, only one of three slide entrances had cross blades.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>James had five slide entrances, and each one had blades.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And they were diagonal-cross blades.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Why diagonal-cross blades?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>To avoid any slip-ups!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Of course, even then there can be slip-ups.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So he upgraded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Each slide entrance had three blades at different positions.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And it seemed to suit James’s twisted tastes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The three blades were positioned differently: the first was a single vertical blade.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The second was a cross-shaped blade.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The third was the diagonal-cross blade.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The purpose seemed to be to give riders hope after surviving a danger, only to push them into despair again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Think about it: you go down this slide, rush along, and suddenly see a huge sharp vertical blade ahead.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What do you feel?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Terrified.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But to your surprise, that vertical blade is installed so that there’s space on its left or right to squeeze past.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You inch through carefully.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You breathe a little easier and feel so lucky!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then you continue sliding and encounter the second cross blade.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You begin to despair.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How do you get past this?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But you find there might still be a chance!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The cross blade is an × shape—if you’re careful, you can just barely slip through the lower gap.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Being small-bodied works to your advantage;\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>a taller or broader person would get stuck and be cut.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After passing that one, your heart pounds with unease.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What if there’s a third blade?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And then you indeed see the third.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It’s the diagonal-cross blade.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The space is tiny—can you still get through?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You refuse to give up;\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>your brain races in that critical moment, searching for a solution.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Eventually you think you see a sliver of space you might be able to exploit. It’s uncertain, but you gamble on it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So you slowly and desperately control your body, inching forward.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just as you prepare to attempt it, a scream erupts from behind you.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You suddenly realize with dawning horror that you’re not the only one on this slide…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Three blades placed at different positions.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guaranteed no one would slip through completely unscathed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This was what they called—the net of heaven is wide, but nothing escapes it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As for whether James was the originator of blade-laden slides?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Of course not.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was a copycat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And he had been inspired by that movie to become what he was.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>James raised his left hand and glanced at the watch on his wrist.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The water park opened at eight o’clock.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>There were still over forty minutes to go.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He didn’t do anything else.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He came to the platform, climbed up the metal stairs that had been set up, and walked onto the high platform.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The platform was incredibly spacious.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Five slide entrances were arranged in sequence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No one would have guessed this massive slide would be a deadly trap.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After stepping up, James sat on one of the plastic chairs with a backrest on the platform.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He pulled out his phone and scrolled silently, quietly waiting for the water park’s eight o’clock opening.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Soon it was eight;\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>the water park officially opened.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A large number of tourists poured into the park and began their day-long revelry.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In a water park, water slides are the equivalent of roller coasters or giant pendulums in a regular amusement park—thrilling attractions.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So naturally many thrill-seeking men and women wanted to try them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Right after the park opened,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>James already saw young men and women stepping up from the metal stairs.\u003C\u002Fp>",1215,"2026-06-09T04:42:11.000Z",1,"novelbin.me","de126b45101ea3d4d8649358e3fd0939c111cc367360a111ebcd71b305117cdb","great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-chapter-288","great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-chapter-286",670,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fgreat-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-cover.jpg"]