[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed":3,"chapter-great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-chapter-29":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","Great, It’s the Pervy Neighbor. We’re Doomed",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},1800081,2399,"Chapter 29: Targeting Jiang Ran","great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-chapter-29",29,"\u003Cp>Despite his complaints, he was actually quite satisfied with this job.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At least he didn't have to commute and could work from home.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Moreover, the apartment he currently lived in was his own.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Pulling out the property deed for Room 304 from the drawer, Jiang Ran hugged it and planted several enthusiastic kisses on it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This reflected the terrifying obsession Chinese people have with owning their own home.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The deep-seated fixation on having a place to call one's own.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Many viewers in the live stream room couldn't help but laugh at this display.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, most of those viewers lived in luxury apartments, villas, or even mansions.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They couldn't understand how someone could get so excited over a simple studio apartment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He went to answer it immediately.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Upon opening the door,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>he saw an extremely beautiful girl standing outside.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She wore a sexy black stepmother dress,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>had short hair and delicate features,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>with a smoking hot figure\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>that exuded temptation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran stared dumbfounded at the girl's face for a long time until she broke the silence herself.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hello, I'm Qin Kelian, your neighbor from Room 303.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This was none other than Qin Kelian, who had come specifically to hunt Jiang Ran.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"303?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran suddenly remembered the beautiful woman in the blue stepmother dress he'd seen entering that apartment before.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He asked curiously, \"You live in 303? I think I saw another girl entering 303 last time - is she your friend?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qin Kelian smiled sweetly. \"That's my older sister! Her name is Qin Yi!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Really? Your sister? Now that you mention it, you two do look somewhat alike...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran's mind began comparing the two sisters' appearances, figures, and demeanors.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The older sister: A youthful face with a mature woman's body, creating a fascinating blend of innocence and sensuality. Extremely charming and feminine.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The younger sister: An innocent face with a curvaceous figure, and a more lively, cute personality.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Both sisters were absolute stunners.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"So Miss Qin, what brings you here today?\" Jiang Ran asked, refocusing on the present.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qin Kelian gestured with a small bronze teapot in her right hand.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Since you live in 304 and we're neighbors now... I'm a tea master, and I just brewed some excellent tea. I thought you might like to try it.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Really? I love tea!\" Jiang Ran said with exaggerated enthusiasm.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qin Kelian seemed surprised. \"Oh? What kind do you prefer?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran: \"Iced black tea.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qin Kelian nearly choked but managed to say, \"How... humorous.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After entering 304, Jiang Ran took two disposable paper cups from a cabinet drawer and placed them on the coffee table.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seizing the opportunity, Qin Kelian immediately poured the golden-hued tea into both cups - the color suspiciously resembling urine.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This is golden tea. Have you tried it before?\" she asked after sitting on the sofa and pushing one cup toward Jiang Ran.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran stared at the liquid. \"Nope. Never even heard of it. I only know about West Lake Longjing, Pu'er, black tea, green tea...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Facing tea offered by a beauty, Jiang Ran carefully lifted the cup with both hands, blew on it several times, then took a tiny sip.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After smacking his lips, he didn't find this \"golden tea\" particularly remarkable.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just then, a notification popped up in his mind:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Ding! Detected host has consumed drugged tea! System has neutralized effects! Points consumed: 100!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Actually, the Danger Warning System had already sounded alarms when he first saw Qin Kelian:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Detected dangerous individual! Please distance yourself immediately! +8 points! +8 points!...]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Jiang Ran had long stopped paying attention to these routine warnings.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The new alert about drugged tea was different though - the system claimed to have neutralized it at a cost of 100 points.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So this was how points worked?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the real question was: Could the system be trusted?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Was there really drugs in this tea?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Highly skeptical, Jiang Ran took another sip - triggering the same system message.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Okay, so he hadn't misheard.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The system insisted the tea was drugged.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But systems could be wrong.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>First: Why would Qin Kelian drug him?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He'd only heard of men drugging women for... certain activities.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fine, maybe some aggressive women might drug men for the same purpose.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But that made no sense here!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was decent-looking but no supermodel,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>while Qin Kelian was undeniably gorgeous.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If she wanted him, she could just ask directly - he'd never refuse!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Only an idiot would refuse.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Plus they were neighbors in the same building - not strangers.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Why drug him just to steal his stuff?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Second: Where would this beautiful Qin Kelian even get drugs?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Aren't those hard to obtain?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Considering these points, Jiang Ran found the drugged tea theory ridiculous.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But to test the system's reliability,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>he decided to ask Qin Kelian directly:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Did you put drugs in this tea?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qin Kelian had been secretly pleased seeing Jiang Ran drink twice, already imagining how to process this handsome man - she and her sister made more than just human meat paste.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Jiang Ran's sudden question threw her completely off guard.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How could he know?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wait... was that a question?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Drugs? What drugs? I've never even seen such things in my life,\" Qin Kelian lied smoothly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Thought so. Just joking - I read a novel recently about a guy drugging girls to take advantage of them,\" Jiang Ran covered hastily.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qin Kelian laughed nervously. \"Oh... is that so?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She thought it must be a coincidence - no way he actually knew.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then Jiang Ran did something unexpected - he pushed the second cup of tea toward her.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You should drink too before it gets cold.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Though reluctant, under Jiang Ran's intense gaze, Qin Kelian took several sips before putting the cup down with feigned enjoyment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After watching Qin Kelian drink the tea herself and remain perfectly conscious minutes later,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran concluded the system had lied again about the drugs.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If the tea were really drugged,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qin Kelian wouldn't have drunk it,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>or would have passed out by now.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Instead, she showed no ill effects whatsoever.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This system... I'm at a complete loss with it,\" Jiang Ran sighed internally.\u003C\u002Fp>",1027,"2026-06-09T04:42:10.719Z",1,"novelbin.me","2f7554a3036c28da367bd8361d563853e648d6b1115d37d89b7aa6bdeaa5fff0","great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-chapter-30","great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-chapter-28",670,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fgreat-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-cover.jpg"]