[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed":3,"chapter-great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-chapter-32":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","Great, It’s the Pervy Neighbor. We’re Doomed",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},1800084,2399,"Chapter 32: Terrified Qin Fei","great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-chapter-32",32,"\u003Cp>\"Ugh, my head is so dizzy...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Did I stay up too late? Whatever, at least I didn't die from exhaustion...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Huh? Where am I...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Wait, is this my home?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What the hell?!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qin Fei woke up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After regaining consciousness, he found himself tied to a rectangular metal platform.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His hands and feet were tightly bound, completely immobile.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lifting his head, he realized his clothes were gone - well, almost gone, he still had his underwear on.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His place was never this clean, nor did it have such huge floor-to-ceiling windows.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When Qin Fei raised his head to look toward his feet, he could see an enormous glass balcony window.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The view was spectacular.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sunlight poured in - it must already be the next day.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But none of that mattered. The real question was: Where the hell am I?!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hey! Is anyone there?!\" Qin Fei shouted.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Yes!\" came a melodious female voice from one direction. Upon closer listening, the voice sounded strangely familiar.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Footsteps approached.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qin Fei saw two people coming from either side of him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As they got closer, he could make out their full appearance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Both were completely covered from head to toe.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They wore black oil-proof leather work suits with thick leather gloves.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That wasn't the weird part though - the truly bizarre thing was the gas masks covering their faces, like something straight out of a video game.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Maximum intimidation factor.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qin Fei stared dumbfounded until one of them removed her gas mask, revealing exquisitely beautiful features.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Qin Yi?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qin Fei was stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He hadn't expected to see Qin Yi here, though it wasn't entirely surprising - he remembered having tea with her last night.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Seriously, Qin Yi, are you cosplaying? Untie me now! My arms and legs are killing me!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qin Yi shook her head at his demand.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Can't let you go. As for...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Cosplay? No no no, this isn't cosplay. It's a game. Remember what I told you last night about the most fun game?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Racking his brains, Qin Fei vaguely recalled Qin Yi mentioning something like that.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But what kind of game was this?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Stripped nearly naked with only underwear left, restrained against his will?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Suddenly, realization struck Qin Fei. \"Holy shit, Qin Yi, are you trying to play S&M with me?!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qin Fei was a normal guy - he had no interest in that kind of thing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Especially not being the submissive one. He didn't want to be the abused or the abuser.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qin Yi's beautiful face twisted into a creepy grin (though even her creepy grin was attractive).\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"S&M? Not my thing. The game we're about to play is called Human Dismemberment Processing.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Human Dismemberment Processing? What the hell is that?!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qin Fei was completely lost.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qin Yi wheeled over a metal cart loaded with various tools.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>From it, she picked up an orange chainsaw and started it up - the motor buzzed to life.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Simple really. We use this chainsaw to cut you up, then use your limbs and other parts to make appropriate food products. Like human meat paste or canned human meat.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qin Fei's mind went blank.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Was this a nightmare?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then strange sensations from his body confirmed this was all too real.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The other masked figure was using a black marker to draw lines across his body like some kind of blueprint.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What are you doing?\" Qin Fei asked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Marking cutting lines so we don't make mistakes,\" came the reply.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qin Fei was surprised to realize the other person was also female.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Turning back to Qin Yi, he pleaded, \"Qin Yi, seriously, untie me! I'm not in the mood for this game! It's not for me! And I need to get home for my guild war! Just let me go!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qin Yi smiled. \"Guild war? Don't worry, I checked your place this morning. Your guild already finished the battle.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Who won?\" Qin Fei asked urgently.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Your guild did.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qin Fei sighed in relief. \"Good, that's good.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qin Yi added, \"But they're really mad at you for standing them up last night. Said they'd come after you.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qin Fei shrugged. \"No big deal. I'll just buy them all monthly passes and they'll forgive me.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Seriously though, Qin Yi, let me go. I'm starving.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qin Yi shook her head. \"Can't do that until the game's over.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Then hurry up already!\" Qin Fei was exasperated. He wanted no part of this \"game.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qin Yi smiled slyly. \"Don't worry, I'll make it quick.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With that, she lowered the chainsaw onto Qin Fei's ankle.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The metal teeth bit into his flesh with horrifying intimacy, drawing screams from Qin Fei.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"FUCK! WHAT THE HELL, QIN YI?! WHY ARE YOU CHAINSAWING ME?!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qin Fei shrieked in agony.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qin Yi replied calmly, \"Playing the game.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qin Fei no longer cared how beautiful Qin Yi was.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You're insane! You're actually cutting me?!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Call an ambulance! Get me to a hospital!!!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qin Yi ignored him, continuing to saw.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qin Fei howled curses through the pain.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"STOP! YOU'LL KILL ME! I QUIT! I DON'T WANT TO PLAY ANYMORE!!!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qin Fei had assumed this \"Human Dismemberment\" game was just pretend - like childhood make-believe.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He never imagined she'd actually start sawing into him!!!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qin Yi said firmly, \"Doesn't matter if you want to play. The game continues regardless.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing Qin Yi's deadly serious expression, Qin Fei nearly cried.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Please, I'll bleed to death at this rate! I promise I won't call the police if you take me to the hospital now!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qin Yi kept sawing, ignoring his pleas.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qin Fei's entire body convulsed in pain. Veins bulged on his forehead like tree roots, and foam bubbled from his mouth.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Only now did Qin Fei truly understand - this wasn't pretend. Qin Yi's \"game\" was horrifyingly real.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>To drive the point home, Qin Yi had her companion bring something over.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Remember this person?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qin Fei stared at what the other woman presented, too terrified to speak.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was a human head. He vaguely recognized it - someone from the welcome party for new residents... Murong Fu, was it?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He remembered thinking the guy was handsome, and sharing a name with that famous character.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Now they'd met again... in completely different circumstances.\u003C\u002Fp>",1030,"2026-06-09T04:42:10.719Z",1,"novelbin.me","d4d99ee3c10c3a84da87ac5cd00e9a9b04ad0466d18d6a1171f9af66156ce5ae","great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-chapter-33","great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-chapter-31",670,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fgreat-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-cover.jpg"]