[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed":3,"chapter-great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-chapter-347":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","Great, It’s the Pervy Neighbor. We’re Doomed",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},1800299,2399,"Chapter 347: Mad Dog Fist vs. Mad Dog Fist","great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-chapter-347",347,"\u003Cp>\"You bunch of villains! I'm calling the police!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiao He hid behind Jiang Ran, pulling a worn-out smartphone from her pocket.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She was about to dial the emergency number.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing this, the middle-aged driver didn't try to stop her, just chuckled coldly:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Go ahead, call them! I'd like to see if your phone has satellite calling capability?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiao He didn't understand what the man meant by satellite calling.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She opened her phone and dialed the police emergency number.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>However, the gentle electronic female voice that came through told her she was outside the service area, with no signal and similar issues.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Country bumpkins from poor mountain villages are so dumb.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Meanwhile, the other middle-aged man and the young man retrieved a large coil of rope, along with a hammer and dagger from the front seat of the middle-aged driver's car.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It seemed they were preparing to take action against Jiang Ran and Xiao He.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Faced with this dangerous situation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran could say he was mentally prepared long ago.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Therefore, he imitated his approach from last time when facing the Korean deranged serial killer Liu Yongchun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He shouted loudly in his heart: \"Alternate personalities! Save me! Come out quickly!!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But just like last time, there was no response at all.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing this, Jiang Ran had no choice—was he going to have to use Mad Dog Fist again?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He thought to himself, last time he faced a deranged serial killer, so his self-taught Mad Dog Fist was ineffective against him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But now, facing three human traffickers who abduct women and children, he should be able to put his skills to use, right?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Therefore, Jiang Ran told Xiao He to move further back.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiao He obediently stepped back, looking at Jiang Ran with hopeful eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, the young man holding a hammer was getting closer and closer to Jiang Ran.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran's tightly closed eyes suddenly snapped open.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He unleashed Mad Dog Fist.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Ah! I fight!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Wah ha!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>While shouting loudly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He rapidly punched and kicked forward repeatedly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At the same time, he jumped around constantly, showcasing extreme footwork.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing this, the young man was completely stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He retreated several steps back.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Simply not daring to approach.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was somewhat shocked: \"Mad? Mad Dog Fist?!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Clearly, this young man had also seen Chen Hegao's Mad Dog Fist on TikTok.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This fighting technique was extremely perverted.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Specializing in attacking the lower body.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Especially the crotch.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Therefore, the young man instinctively clamped his legs together.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What bullshit Mad Dog Fist? I think it's just mental illness!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The middle-aged driver took the hammer from the young man's hand.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The other middle-aged man held a dagger.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The two of them advanced together.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing that he had to fight two opponents, Jiang Ran stopped holding back.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He used Mad Dog Fist even more frantically.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And specifically aimed his punches and kicks at the two men's crotches.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Because it was sufficiently unexpected.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran actually managed to land a punch on the middle-aged driver's crotch.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Although his punching speed and power were both less than ideal.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the stuff in a man's crotch has very low tolerance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Therefore, the middle-aged driver hopped around wildly in pain.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing this, the other middle-aged man picked up the hammer that the middle-aged driver had dropped while clutching his crotch.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Holding a hammer in one hand and a dagger in the other.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dual wielding.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At the same time, this middle-aged man actually started imitating Jiang Ran's behavior.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shouting and screaming, jumping around wildly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Clearly, he was also using Mad Dog Fist.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This move completely stunned Jiang Ran.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wait, are we from the same school?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran used Mad Dog Fist, and his opponent also used Mad Dog Fist.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Both were using shoddy versions of Mad Dog Fist.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But, Jiang Ran had no weapons, while his opponent had weapons.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Therefore, Jiang Ran was hit by the hammer and knife.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Four or five times before he couldn't continue.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After being knocked to the ground by the middle-aged man, he was violently kicked and stomped.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing this, the young man who had been hiding nearby stepped forward to join the fight.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The saying goes: retreat when losing, attack when winning.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That's exactly the principle here.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran curled up his body as two people kicked and stomped him violently.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Extremely painful.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, Xiao He shouted and charged forward, wanting to help Jiang Ran.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the middle-aged man pushed her hard.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Her head hit the ground, and she actually passed out immediately.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They kicked and beat Jiang Ran for about five minutes before stopping.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was only because Jiang Ran was completely subdued and unable to resist that they didn't continue beating him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This kid hits hard enough, he almost finished me off.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It seemed his crotch was fine now.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The middle-aged driver walked over and delivered another hard kick to Jiang Ran.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran curled up on the ground, groaning twice.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, the young man turned his head and asked his father, that middle-aged man:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Dad, when did you learn Mad Dog Fist too?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This middle-aged man seemed to be mute but could hear.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He quickly formed hand signs with both hands.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Using sign language, he said: \"What Mad Dog Fist? Never heard of it, I was just copying this guy. Felt pretty powerful though.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The young man suddenly understood, giving his father a thumbs up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then he said to the middle-aged driver: \"Second Uncle, you and my dad tie this guy up with rope first, then wait half an hour for me, I have something to take care of.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The middle-aged driver pulled cigarettes and a lighter from his pocket, saying: \"Hurry up with your business, half an hour is impossible, fifteen minutes at most.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Okay, no problem.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The young man walked over to the unconscious Xiao He with a grin, preparing to pick her up and find a place to attend to his business.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Meanwhile, the middle-aged driver and the middle-aged man took the rope, preparing to tie up Jiang Ran.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeming to feel they were letting Jiang Ran off too easily, the middle-aged driver delivered several more hard kicks to Jiang Ran.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And while he was kicking him several times.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A message appeared in Jiang Ran's mind:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Ding! Detected host about to encounter danger, consuming 1000 points, awakening other alternate personalities!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The middle-aged driver and middle-aged man naturally didn't know about this.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The middle-aged driver, seeking revenge for his crotch injury, after delivering those several kicks, half-squatted down, preparing to separate the curled-up Jiang Ran to tie him with rope.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that very moment, speaking of slow but acting fast.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran, who everyone thought had been beaten unconscious.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Suddenly struck.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His right fist clenched tight, flying out like a bullet.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Accurately hitting the crotch of the half-squatting middle-aged driver whose legs were spread wide open.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With just one punch.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He made the middle-aged driver jump three feet high, truly experiencing the delightful sensation of chickens flying and eggs scattering!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The sudden abnormality left the middle-aged man standing nearby unable to react, and by the time he realized what had happened.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran had already performed a kip-up and stood up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After getting up, Jiang Ran's somewhat dirty face wore a cheerful grin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Truly looking like a grinning rascal.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Finally it's my turn, I can have some proper fun now!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran's happy smile and inexplicable words left the middle-aged man completely baffled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But then he saw the Jiang Ran before him, jumping in place, hands forming fists.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Like a Western boxer in a ring.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And, he was crooking his finger at him:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Come on, let me taste your Mad Dog Fist.\"\u003C\u002Fp>",1276,"2026-06-09T04:42:11.000Z",1,"novelbin.me","4a3437d108ba1401f095fb8d9ed5867eb7216cfa29e4fe60295176e569c2290e","great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-chapter-348","great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-chapter-346",670,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fgreat-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-cover.jpg"]