[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed":3,"chapter-great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-chapter-349":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","Great, It’s the Pervy Neighbor. We’re Doomed",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},1800301,2399,"Chapter 349: No Idea If You Can Handle a Speed of 100 Kilometers per Hour","great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-chapter-349",349,"\u003Cp>One minute may be short, but to the middle-aged driver, that minute just now felt longer than most of his life.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was so exhausted he was gasping for breath, sweating profusely.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He collapsed on the ground and refused to get up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was only when his nephew shouted, \"Second Uncle, get up! After intense running, you can't stay still immediately! You need to walk around a bit, do some marching in place, let your heart rate return to normal!\" that the middle-aged driver mustered his strength and got back on his feet.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After getting up, he only managed a few steps of marching in place before Jiang Ran got out of the driver's seat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After getting out, the middle-aged driver said with a smile, \"Young man, we completed the game. Can you let us go now?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran shook his head. \"Not yet. I forgot to tell you earlier, this game has two levels. You've only passed the first one. You just need to pass the second level, and then I'll let you go.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You! You're going back on your word! What if after we pass the second level, there's a third level?! What then?!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing there was a second level, the young man stomped his right foot angrily, making loud thumping sounds.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The young man, being about the same age as Jiang Ran, seemed to think of something and sneered coldly:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Yeah, there's no third level. But after we finish the second level, you'll just tell us you forgot again, and that we need to pass a fourth level, right?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After he finished speaking.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The middle-aged driver, and his brother, the middle-aged man, all looked at Jiang Ran with uncertainty and suspicion.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran waved his hand and sighed:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Even mountains and seas may crumble, but my spoken promise remains unshaken!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The young man looked confused. \"What does that mean? I didn't do well in school, I don't understand.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran said, \"It means my word is absolutely trustworthy!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The three men had no choice. It was the same old story - they were the fish on the chopping block, at Jiang Ran's mercy, with no ability to resist.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Alright, now I'll explain the second level, which is also the final level. The gameplay for the final level is the same as the first level.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Given your outstanding performance in the previous level, successfully maintaining 20 kilometers per hour.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"So for the second level, you just need to maintain 200 kilometers per hour for one minute, and I'll let you go.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran stood in place, his smile still just as brilliant.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Especially under the sunlight, he looked exactly like a sunny youth.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When the three men heard that the second level had the same gameplay as the first, they initially breathed a sigh of relief.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But when they heard they had to keep up with a car going 200 kilometers per hour for one minute?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Fuck your mother! Do you know that the top speed of sprinter Bolt is only 37 kilometers per hour?! This isn't a game at all! You're just making us die!!!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The young man didn't care about their current situation anymore and immediately refuted Jiang Ran, cursing him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran smiled innocently. \"Oh, I see. I wasn't considerate enough. I was imitating 'Sheep A Sheep.' Since that's the case, I'll give you a 50% discount! From 200 kph directly down to 100!!!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Alright, you three, no more bargaining with me! It's settled!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran turned and returned to the driver's seat of the black car, starting the engine.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Listening to the roar of the car engine.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The three tied men all turned extremely pale.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even though Jiang Ran had given them a 50% discount, reducing it to 100 kph.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But for a normal human being, is there any real difference between 200 kph and 100 kph?!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Second Uncle! Think of something quickly!! I don't want to die!!!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The young man panicked, begging his resourceful second uncle to come up with a plan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the middle-aged driver, who had always been the backbone and full of ideas, now seemed like he had lost his soul.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He stared at his mute older brother, then stared at his nephew.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Suddenly, he started crying.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Crying, he said to his mute older brother:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Big brother, there's something I'm very sorry about, something I've been hiding from you all this time!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing this, his older brother looked up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Though he couldn't speak, the meaning in his eyes asked: \"What is it?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The middle-aged driver said: \"Actually, back then, when you and sister-in-law couldn't have children, it wasn't sister-in-law's problem, it was your problem. You have azoospermia.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"So back then, sister-in-law came to me, begged me, and then we...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Big brother, I know I've wronged you terribly! But after the child was born, sister-in-law and I never did that kind of thing again!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The mute older brother, that is, the middle-aged man, hearing this, first paused, then flew into a rage and kicked out, sending the middle-aged driver sprawling to the ground.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The middle-aged man only felt like he had a bright green hat on his head.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And how could the young man feel any different?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was stunned!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So, his father wasn't his biological father.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Instead, the man he had called Second Uncle all these years was actually his real father?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No wonder this Second Uncle had always been so good to him. He had always thought it was because he was his second uncle's nephew...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Second Uncle, why... why are you suddenly revealing this secret now? Why not just take it to the grave?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The young man's face showed pain and helplessness.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They were about to die, so why was he saying all this now?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The middle-aged driver cried mournfully: \"If we weren't going to die today, I would definitely have kept this secret forever. But now that we're about to die, I just wanted... I just wanted my son to call me 'Dad' once!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After speaking, the middle-aged driver's hopeful gaze left the young man at a loss.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Call him Dad?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Should he call him or not?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He couldn't make the choice.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran made it for him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Because at that moment, Jiang Ran had already started the car.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He slammed on the accelerator, and the black car shot forward, racing ahead.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The three men were instantly pulled and dragged to the ground.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Within moments, helpless, mournful screams spread across the wilderness.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At the same time, along the path the black car traveled, three long trails of blood were imprinted on the dirt and stone road.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>One minute passed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran stopped the car, got out, and walked to the back.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He checked whether the three men were alive or dead.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The three were already dead, their bodies covered in wounds, a horrific sight.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The ropes tying them were almost worn through.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Perhaps because there were many stones of various sizes on this road.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>All three of their heads were in a terrible state.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Brain matter had spilled out.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Probably from hitting stones at high speed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"How boring, I actually thought you might pass the second level!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"But then, this second level is just like 'Sheep A Sheep' - it's basically impossible to pass!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The cheerful, smiling expression never left Jiang Ran's face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He untied the ropes connecting the three men to the car.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He got some gasoline from the black car and poured it over the three corpses.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then, using a lighter from the black car, he set the three corpses on fire.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Watching the three corpses burn fiercely.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran drove away.\u003C\u002Fp>",1267,"2026-06-09T04:42:11.000Z",1,"novelbin.me","55d16229dee3ed1413f92907bf84b0235f21722ea93bd49a67bcb4cd889e48e2","great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-chapter-350","great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-chapter-348",670,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fgreat-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-cover.jpg"]