[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed":3,"chapter-great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-chapter-353":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","Great, It’s the Pervy Neighbor. We’re Doomed",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},1800105,2399,"Chapter 353: Honey Trap","great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-chapter-353",353,"\u003Cp>Great, It’s the Pervy Neighbor. We’re Doomed\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The gathering continued until 10 PM.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>During this time, Qin Yi and the other two watched Jiang Ran continuously eat and drink.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Although Jiang Ran wasn't completely drunk,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>he gave off the impression of being dazed and confused.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His entire face was flushed red.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Indeed, no matter how good your alcohol tolerance is, it can't reach some ridiculously unnatural level.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qin Yi and Qin Kelian saw an opportunity.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So they took turns urging him to drink.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Eventually, Jiang Ran looked at the time on his phone and saw it had reached this hour.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He stood up unsteadily and said:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Three beauties, thank you for tonight's hospitality. This is the happiest dinner I've had in a very, very long time. I ate well and drank well!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His flushed face beamed with a huge smile.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was clear Jiang Ran was genuinely happy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, since crossing over, he had been confined to the inner landscape world and never came out.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This time, not only did he get to move around for so long, but he also drank so much fine wine.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was extremely pleased.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Jiang Ran, don't leave! Just sleep here tonight!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qin Kelian quickly stepped forward, tightly wrapping both hands around Jiang Ran's right arm, using her full curves to continuously rub against his arm.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Simultaneously, her body pressed extremely close to Jiang Ran, the pleasant orchid fragrance from her invading his nostrils.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The four characters \"intoxication leads to lust\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>made perfect sense.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After drinking, people lose their rationality and become unrestrained about things they normally wouldn't dare do or say.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qin Kelian recognized this and decided to directly employ the honey trap strategy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even if you're not the usual pretending-to-be-proper Jiang Ran, but an alternate personality,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>she refused to believe this alternate personality wouldn't feel even the slightest attraction to her?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But contrary to her expectations, Jiang Ran roughly pushed her away.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Waving his hand grandly, he laughed: \"I'm not interested in women, so don't get obsessed with me, I'm just a legend...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was clear he was truly drunk.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qin Kelian was stunned, she signaled with her eyes for her sister to come over quickly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>To join her in executing the honey trap.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Attacking Jiang Ran from both sides - they absolutely couldn't let such a good opportunity tonight slip away.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But her sister, witnessing all this, remained standing in place, her jade-like snow-white arms crossed, completely unmoved.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Although both Demoness sisters were beauties,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>their approaches to men differed in action.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The older sister Qin Yi could use smiles and words, but would absolutely never have close physical contact with men.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The younger sister Qin Kelian was different - she was willing to make close contact, though in many situations, she wouldn't use physical seduction like today either.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Alright, alright, you two sisters clean up and can go to sleep.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Let me help you back, Jiang Ran brother!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing the two sisters failing to secure Jiang Ran, Kim Yoon-ah directly chose to intervene.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hijacking him midway.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Watching as Kim Yoon-ah supported Jiang Ran and left,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>until the door of Room 303 closed,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qin Kelian became extremely angry and vented at her sister:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Sister, why didn't you help me just now?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qin Yi said calmly: \"I never have close physical contact with men. You know that.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qin Kelian: \"Can't you make an exception? Not even once?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qin Yi shook her head: \"No. If exceptions were possible, then we could just use that method to kill Jiang Ran, right?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Her slender waist swayed like willow branches.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qin Yi gracefully walked to a small yellow wooden cabinet, took out a black pistol from the cabinet, and slammed it on the table.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Since you two sisters are useless, I'll just have to take matters into my own hands.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Supporting Jiang Ran out of Room 303 and heading toward Room 304, Kim Yoon-ah curled the corner of his mouth.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His killing process was simple.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Back in Korea,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>he would lure people home.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A moment of spring night is worth a fortune in gold.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If the other party discovered he was male and wanted to leave,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>he would directly kill them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If they discovered he was male but, like in the Red Grandpa incident, figured \"since I'm already here,\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>after finishing the deed, the man would still be killed by him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In short, you couldn't expect to survive.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Of course, Kim Yoon-ah wasn't that Red Grandpa.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Red Grandpa had neither looks nor figure.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kim Yoon-ah, however, had a beautiful face resembling Kim Ji-won's.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Many men had no requirements for Red Grandpa, so they had even fewer requirements for Kim Yoon-ah.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Of course, Kim Yoon-ah did have requirements for the men.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Their looks had to meet his aesthetic standards.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran, being handsome, fit perfectly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So he planned to first have a session with Jiang Ran, then force him to drink the paraquat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After killing Jiang Ran, he could return to the Alice Apartment in Korea.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And so, the two arrived inside Room 304.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kim Yoon-ah closed the door.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Helping the drunk Jiang Ran to the bedroom.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He pushed Jiang Ran onto the bed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Honestly, Jiang Ran's chiseled face after drinking, red like an apple, had quite a charming appeal.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kim Yoon-ah's tongue lightly circled his red lips, gathering some faint lipstick.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He didn't spit it out, instead swallowing it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Jiang Ran, oh Jiang Ran, you're really quite tempting...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kim Yoon-ah began his move.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He walked to the foot of the bed, bent down, and prepared to remove Jiang Ran's pants.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But just as he undid the waistband of the casual pants, his stomach was violently kicked by Jiang Ran, sending him tumbling to the floor.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran opened his bloodshot eyes, lifting his head dazedly saying: \"What are you doing?! I don't like women!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His raised head immediately fell back down.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After being kicked, Kim Yoon-ah wasn't angry.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Instead, he smiled slightly:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Jiang Ran, actually, I'm not a woman. I'm a man.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After speaking, he approached again, preparing to continue removing Jiang Ran's pants.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But to his complete surprise, another fierce kick landed on his stomach.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Knocked to the floor again, Kim Yoon-ah had enough. He stood up, angrily saying: \"What, can't you understand human speech? Didn't I just say I'm not a woman! I'm a man?!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran said: \"Nonsense! You clearly have a female celebrity's face, you're a woman! How could you be a man! Unless you can prove it!!!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Prove it?! Do I have to take off my pants to prove it?!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kim Yoon-ah laughed in extreme anger, no longer displaying the lively cuteness from when he called \"Jiang Ran brother.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran lay on the bed, eyes closed, the alcohol making his head unbearably heavy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Sure, that would be the best proof method...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kim Yoon-ah wouldn't take off his pants to prove he was male.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If he actually proved it by removing his pants, that would prove he was as mentally ill as Jiang Ran.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He recomposed his emotions, again showing that previous sweet and charming demeanor:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Jiang Ran brother, you've drunk so much, let me get you some water to drink?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kim Yoon-ah's lively large eyes continuously flowed with sinister coldness.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran, oh Jiang Ran, I originally wanted to let you become a happy ghost before dying.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, your Hua Country has a good ancient saying: Those who understand the times... no, that's wrong.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It's: To die under the peony flower, even as a ghost one is glamorous.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Unfortunately, if you don't want to be glamorous, then I'll just send you directly to become a ghost.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Go meet your Hua Country's King of Hell!!!\u003C\u002Fp>",1276,"2026-06-09T04:42:10.999Z",1,"novelbin.me","dd817e889b95fe3f11779a132a7cfaff6ba54b5d18a446085c11d7a4a5863db3","great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-chapter-354","great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-chapter-352",670,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fgreat-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-cover.jpg"]