[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed":3,"chapter-great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-chapter-354":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","Great, It’s the Pervy Neighbor. We’re Doomed",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},1800106,2399,"Chapter 354: The Hunt Fails Again","great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-chapter-354",354,"\u003Cp>Jiang Ran found a glass water cup in his living room.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He filled the cup halfway with tap water, then Kim Yoon-ah pulled out that small bottle of Paraquat from his right pants pocket.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He had heard that Paraquat had already been discontinued and banned from sale in Hua Country.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This bottle was something he bought online from a Hua Country person.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He didn't actually know if it was genuine Paraquat, but he had already tested it on a stray dog from the roadside.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Anyway, even if it wasn't Paraquat,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>it was still very toxic.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If it couldn't poison Jiang Ran to death, it could at least cripple him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His heart was filled with extreme malice, yet his surface remained gentle and charming:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He carried that cup of Paraquat-laced water to Jiang Ran's bedside, intending to lift Jiang Ran's head and feed him this poisoned water.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Jiang Ran suddenly acted like he was having a drunken fit.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lying on the bed, he waved his arms and legs wildly, thrashing about.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This made it impossible for Kim Yoon-ah to get close.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Besides thrashing wildly,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran also started loudly reciting various poems.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For a moment, Kim Yoon-ah seriously suspected that Jiang Ran might be pretending to be drunk.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Why was he blocked every time he tried to take action?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Watching Jiang Ran shaking wildly on the bed,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>not knowing how long it would take for him to stop,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kim Yoon-ah's expression grew increasingly gloomy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He simply placed the glass cup aside.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He considered whether he should just get a kitchen knife and chop Jiang Ran to death?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kim Yoon-ah ultimately abandoned the method of forcibly killing Jiang Ran.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He didn't dare take the risk.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If the other person were just an ordinary person, he might attempt the risk.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the other person wasn't ordinary at all.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was quite possible that Jiang Ran's drunken state was all an act right now.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Jiang Ran, ah, Jiang Ran, you really are my nemesis.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kim Yoon-ah sighed deeply, feeling utterly defeated.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He stopped paying attention to Jiang Ran, who was still crazily reciting poetry.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He took away that cup of Paraquat-laced water.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Turned and left Room 304.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran wasn't pretending to be drunk.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was genuinely drunk.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But when this alternate personality got drunk, he wouldn't fall unconscious, instead he would engage in this messy poetry reciting and crazy behavior.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Time moved to the next day, 7:00 in the morning.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That previous alternate personality who loved reciting poetry and always wore a cheeky grin had been sent back by the System not long after Kim Yoon-ah left last night.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran's kind main personality had returned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But upon returning, due to having consumed excessive alcohol,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>the returned Jiang Ran was completely drunk.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He directly fell into a deep sleep.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He slept like this until 7:00 in the morning.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then he woke up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After waking up, his eyes were completely crusted with sleep.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Moreover, his head hurt terribly, throbbing with pain.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Besides that, his head was very dizzy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dizzy and vision swimming.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And it wasn't just these symptoms - dry mouth, overall weakness, nausea and vomiting, he had all these symptoms too.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After Jiang Ran woke up, it took him a full hour to recover somewhat, until 8:00,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>when he became slightly more clear-headed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Damn, my mouth tastes awful, why does it smell like alcohol...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran's memory this time only went up to riding in the car with that girl called Xiao He.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Half an hour after they got in the car, that driver didn't follow the navigation, and he had no memory of what happened after that.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No need to guess, that middle-aged driver must have caused trouble later.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then the alternate personality came out to clean up the mess.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But, why was his mouth now full of alcohol taste?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And it felt like quite a lot too.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What did that alternate personality do with his body?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran wanted to get up, but his body only rose about forty-five degrees before immediately collapsing back onto the bed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Alright, can't get up, might as well keep lying down...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Not long after he closed his eyes,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>a sharp phone ringtone suddenly sounded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran, extremely annoyed, directly retracted his head under the covers.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The phone rang for a minute then stopped.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran relievedly stuck his head out from under the covers.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But before five minutes passed, the phone rang again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This time when it rang,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>it was relentless.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It kept ringing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The kind that simply wouldn't stop.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He originally wanted to put it on silent, but Jiang Ran was worried it might be some important call.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He struggled very hard to open those bloodshot eyes caused by the heavy drinking.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His vision was blurry, he couldn't see clearly who was calling, so he just swiped.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Turned on speakerphone.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Placed the phone on the soft bed, himself lying beside it with closed eyes to take the call.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hello? Who is this?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran swore that it better not be some spam call, otherwise he would really curse someone out.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A gloomy voice came from the other side:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Jiang Ran, do you know what time it is now?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran found this voice very unfamiliar, he said: \"No, who are you? Why are you asking me the time?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The other side: \"Hehe, as expected, important people have short memories! We just met yesterday, and you've already forgotten me?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yesterday...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran's memory from yesterday was incomplete, he estimated meeting this person must have been through the alternate personality.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He asked: \"Forgotten, who are you?!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The other side: \"I'm the new apartment manager - Li Chong.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing this, the heavily drunk Jiang Ran jolted, flipping over and sitting up in bed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Extremely incredulously staring at his phone.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On the phone screen was just a string of numbers, no contact name.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You're the new manager?! Then what about Xiao Zhang?!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Xiao Zhang? The previous manager resigned, so I'm the new one.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Re, resigned? Why did he resign?!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"How would I know, you should have his contact information, why don't you ask him yourself?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The voice on the other side gradually grew impatient: \"Jiang Ran, you promised me yesterday that you would report to work exactly at 8:00 today, but judging by your voice, it seems like you just woke up?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran was still thinking about why Manager Xiao Zhang had resigned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Therefore, without much thought he said: \"Yes, I just woke up.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Manager Li Chong: \"Since you just woke up, then hurry down and come to work!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran frowned: \"Work? Go down for what work? As an assistant manager, I can work from home?!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Manager Li Chong: \"Work from home? Have you ever seen any workplace that allows working from home?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran: \"That's what Manager Xiao Zhang told me. I can stay home when there's nothing to do, and only go handle things when apartment residents have issues.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Manager Li Chong: \"I knew it was that Xiao Zhang who made you all so lax!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Jiang Ran, listen carefully, he's no longer here, now, I am the manager.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"My rule is, everything he previously told you doesn't count.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You must report to work at 8:00 every day, finish at 5:30 in the afternoon, and during this time, you must be in the management office on the 1st floor!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran was already drunk and hungover, and hearing the other's unpleasant tone.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He said: \"Got it, got it, but I can't work today, I need to take a day off.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Manager Li Chong: \"Why?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran said: \"Personal matters.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Manager Li Chong: \"Fine, when you come to work tomorrow, submit your leave request form to me.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran: \"Okay.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran hung up the phone.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He felt this Manager Li Chong was really troublesome.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nothing like Xiao Zhang!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sigh, Xiao Zhang, why did you have to quit?!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran missed Xiao Zhang immensely.\u003C\u002Fp>",1319,"2026-06-09T04:42:10.999Z",1,"novelbin.me","ac70f81bd04a2ab0240e7d23b17a64790ee7ecdf5dbad153063036d36b6c8f92","great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-chapter-355","great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-chapter-353",670,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fgreat-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-cover.jpg"]