[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed":3,"chapter-great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-chapter-566":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","Great, It’s the Pervy Neighbor. We’re Doomed",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},1800638,2399,"Chapter 567: The Poor Food Delivery Guy","great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-chapter-566",566,"\u003Cp>That's really strange.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If someone lives here, why hasn't there been any light on for several nights in a row?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Went to bed early?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Impossible.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Because he had observed this place around eight or nine at night before, and it was also dark, without lights.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That leaves only one possibility: the person went on a long trip and isn't home.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But if that's the case, wouldn't they take in the clothes from the balcony?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Are they that lazy?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just leave them hanging there, waiting until you return?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The delivery guy thought this.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He touched the clothes drying on the balcony; they were already completely dry.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This perfectly matched the timeline of being gone for several days.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He then walked towards the bedroom.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The beam from his flashlight swept across the bed in the bedroom.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The bedsheet was neatly arranged, and the quilt was also folded very tidily.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Generally speaking, valuables are kept in the bedroom.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The delivery guy preferred to steal from houses occupied by married couples.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Because usually, before marriage, the man would prepare gold jewelry like the 'five golds' or something similar for the woman.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Additionally, with the convenience of online mobile payments nowadays,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>the use of cash and such is becoming less and less common.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It's getting harder and harder to steal cash.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The delivery guy rummaged through the nightstand.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>All he found were worthless things.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He searched under the bed again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Completely empty.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Cheapskate.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"If there's nothing in the wardrobe either, this trip will be a complete waste!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The delivery guy was speechless.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He hated coming to the homes of single men the most.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Don't worry, you won't leave empty-handed.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just as the delivery guy turned to search the wardrobe, these words suddenly reached his ears.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Instantly, goosebumps covered his entire body.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His heart skipped a beat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wasn't this place supposed to be empty?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How could there suddenly be a voice?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He turned around, shining his flashlight towards the source of the sound.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The intense, bright beam shot over there, dispersing the darkness and bringing everything into clear view.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He saw a man with very pale skin standing there in the corner of the wall.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was standing straight there, like a statue.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At first glance, the man looked just like a ghost.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His face was frighteningly pale, especially now in the dead of night, with the flashlight beam shining on it, making his complexion appear extremely pallid.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His eyes were closed, probably due to the sudden strong light in the darkness.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The delivery guy looked at the person standing in the corner.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He unconsciously swallowed a mouthful of saliva.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He squeezed his eyes shut tightly, then opened them wide again, hoping he was just hallucinating from exhaustion.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the next moment, when he opened his eyes again,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>he let out a terrified \"Ah!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Because that man with impossibly pale skin was already right in front of him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The man's eyes were like those of a wild beast, his right hand swiftly rising; he seemed to be holding something in his right hand.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It emitted a blue electric glow.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was a stun gun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The stun gun struck the delivery guy's neck.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In an instant, the delivery guy shuddered all over and collapsed to the floor, eyes closed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When he opened his eyes again,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>the scene before him had completely changed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Wh-where am I?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After being electrocuted unconscious by the stun gun, the delivery guy, upon opening his eyes,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>immediately realized he was bound to a chair—the same model that Zhan Lang had been electrocuted in.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Both his hands and feet were shackled with iron cuffs.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>All around, it was bright.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He seemed to be in the living room of a house.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In front of him stood four or five people.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Men and women.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Among them, the most familiar face was that man whose face was as pale as a ghost's.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Wh-who are you? Why have you tied me up here? Let me go right now!!!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The delivery guy yelled at the man with very pale skin, struggling with all his might.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Who am I? My name is Bai Ze. As for why you're tied up here? You sneaked into my house acting suspiciously, and I haven't even asked you what you were doing? Instead, you're asking me?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The man with extremely pale skin, paler than a woman's, was indeed Bai Ze.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The one looking for his younger sister at Alice Apartment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I... I'm delivering takeout!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The delivery guy explained.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Delivering takeout? Then I'd like to ask, what were you doing in my house?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Because... I knocked, and no one answered, so...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The delivery guy couldn't continue his fabrication.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, even if no one answers the door for a delivery, at most you'd call or hang it on the door. What logic is there to enter someone else's house?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Heh heh heh, Bai Ze, don't be so stern with him? He just entered your house to steal a few things, right?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sitting beside a redwood table in the living room was a man in his thirties.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At first glance, you'd think this man was a woman.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Because he was overly effeminate, even his voice was.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On the table was a pile of peanuts, melon seeds, candy, and walnuts.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The effeminate man was using a metal nutcracker to crack walnuts and eat them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Ze looked at the effeminate man and said calmly, \"Alright then, shall I simply let him go? That would demonstrate my magnanimity.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The effeminate man hurriedly said, \"No, no, I was just joking earlier. It's a shame to release prey that's finally in our hands, isn't it?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Ze said, \"Then he's yours.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The effeminate man nodded, then got up from beside the table.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He came to stand in front of the delivery guy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The effeminate man was still holding that metal nutcracker in his right hand, waving it before the delivery guy's eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The delivery guy asked, \"What do you want to do?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The effeminate man gave a faint smile:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You'll know soon enough.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The effeminate man's left hand shot out swiftly, grabbing hold of the delivery guy's *thing*.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A sense of foreboding rose in the delivery guy's heart.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Immediately after, he saw the effeminate man's right hand, holding the nutcracker, slowly moving downward.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Wh-what are you doing?!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The delivery guy seemed to guess what the effeminate man intended to do next.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But he hoped it wasn't what he was thinking.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet, the ever-decreasing distance indicated that his guess was correct.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"No, no! What are you doing?! Get that away from me!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, the delivery guy only felt one of his *balls* being lightly gripped by something.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then, he heard a voice say: \"Here we go!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>An excruciating, heart-rending pain erupted from his crotch.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It instantly spread throughout his entire body.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The delivery guy's scream, like a rooster crowing, instantly echoed through the house.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In contrast, the effeminate man wore a smile, revealing his white teeth, though the strength in his hand was considerable.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>There were several other people in the living room.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They all looked over.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>One man stood up: \"Too noisy, sounds like a pig being slaughtered. I'm going back to my own place first.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He walked past the area where the delivery guy was, turned his head, and saw that the lower part of the delivery guy's body was bleeding profusely.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It had soaked through the quite thick black pants.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Drip, drip, drip, all falling onto the tiled floor.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Moreover, after screaming for a while, this delivery guy actually passed out from the pain.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Looking at the dense sweat on his forehead,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>it was the same. This man subconsciously glanced down at his own crotch, feeling a lingering fear.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Men, ah, men. Letting me sever the root of suffering is the best thing possible.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The effeminate man covered his mouth with a light chuckle.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Who knows what devilish idea he would come up with next.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On a continent far, far away from Hua Country.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The currently recognized world's number one superpower—America—is rooted in this land.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This nation, less than 250 years old, compared to the histories of other countries in the world, is an absolute youngster in terms of age.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But it is this youngster that looks down upon all rivals.\u003C\u002Fp>",1376,"2026-06-09T04:42:26.995Z",1,"novelbin.me","4abd33fb94b563240bfe6b6fe35764d6a4864af3a40f546a4e36be1d729d71d5","great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-chapter-567","great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-chapter-565",670,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fgreat-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-cover.jpg"]