[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed":3,"chapter-great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-chapter-569":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","Great, It’s the Pervy Neighbor. We’re Doomed",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},1800641,2399,"Chapter 570: Qi Xiaoguang","great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-chapter-569",569,"\u003Cp>\"Qi Xiaoguang, I knew it was you—someone whose dog mouth can't spit out ivory.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qi Xiaoguang, around the same age as Jin Shui, 26 years old. Male.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ranked fifth in America's detective rankings.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qi Xiaoguang's name is very similar to that of a famous historical figure, the renowned Ming Dynasty general Qi Jiguang, also known as Marshal Qi.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Of course, although Qi Xiaoguang shares the surname Qi, he has no actual relation to the famous Qi Jiguang—no direct or collateral descendant blood ties whatsoever.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Despite the lack of connection, Qi Xiaoguang's father greatly admired Qi Jiguang, hence he named his son Xiaoguang, meaning he wanted his son to become someone like Qi Jiguang.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>To make his son a replica, or a \"Little Qi Jiguang.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Influenced by this upbringing from childhood, Qi Xiaoguang, despite being of Asian descent, growing up in America, and holding American nationality, holds a very favorable view of Hua Country and its Ming Dynasty.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Consequently, he naturally harbors deep hatred for the Qing Dynasty. Jin Shui, who claims to be a so-called royal descendant of the Aisin Gioro clan, is fundamentally incompatible with him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After joining them, Qi Xiaoguang added this remark.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mike, standing nearby, was also somewhat familiar with this period of history.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Back then, Qi Jiguang defended against the Mongols, while Li Chengliang was responsible for defending Liaodong.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After Qi Jiguang arrived there, he secured twenty years of peace on the northern border with just a single battle.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It wasn't for any other reason—it was simply because Qi Jiguang and his Qi Family Army were too formidable in battle. That one battle thoroughly terrified the enemy; it was fought with brutal intensity.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In contrast, Li Chengliang in the Liaodong region consistently employed a strategy of \"nurturing the bandits to strengthen himself.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was precisely this approach that allowed Nurhaci to be nurtured into a major threat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing this, Jin Shui showed no outward reaction, but inwardly he was seething with anger, grinding his teeth.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thus, he opened his mouth to mock.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hmph, regardless, that's just your hypothetical scenario. In the end, it was my Great Qing Dynasty that replaced the Ming.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qi Xiaoguang snorted coldly and didn't say more, because this was indeed the truth, regardless of the reasons.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing the two were like fire and water, Mike began playing mediator on the side.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Alright, alright, stop arguing. How about we all go have a cup of coffee later to cool off?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Besides, what you're discussing is ancient history. Don't get angry over that. Furthermore, both of you are Americans now!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qi Xiaoguang said, \"Fine, fine, no more arguing. Let's talk about our current surveillance target, that Alice Apartment.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I was just discussing America's Alice Apartment with some others. I asked them, if you were placed inside America's Alice Apartment, how many days do you think you could survive?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"So now, I want to ask you two. How many days do you think you could survive if you entered this Alice Apartment?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mike had been inside Hua Country's Alice Apartment. Just being in Hua Country's Alice Apartment and encountering Robert gave him a headache, let alone this American Alice Apartment, which is on a much larger scale than Hua Country's.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I think I could survive a week at most.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That was Mike's answer.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After Mike answered, he looked at Jin Shui, wanting him to answer the question too, hoping this would ease the tension between him and Qi Xiaoguang.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jin Shui said, \"Mike, you're underestimating yourself too much. You're America's tenth-ranked detective, and I'm the sixth. If we can't survive long in this Alice Apartment, then who can?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qi Xiaoguang asked, \"So your answer is?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"My answer is, I could easily live there for as long as I want, relying on my intelligence and wit.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As he spoke, Jin Shui used his right index finger to tap his own temple.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I really don't know if you're overestimating yourself or just blowing your own horn too hard.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing Jin Shui's answer, Qi Xiaoguang said this.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jin Shui: \"Excessive modesty is just pride.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Qi Xiaoguang, what about you? You asked us this question, so what's your own answer? How long?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mike asked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"About the same as yours. A week at most, or maybe a little more.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mike nodded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mike didn't think Qi Xiaoguang's answer was a case of \"excessive modesty equals pride,\" because he felt Qi Xiaoguang was telling the truth.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Although their titles sound impressive—America's whatever-ranked detective, America's top ten detective.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If you held some detective competition or had them solve some cases, they would definitely achieve excellent results, since that's their professional field.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But if you put them in an Alice Apartment—a place that challenges not just the mind, but also physical strength, the body, and especially adds a touch of elusive luck—it's really hard to say.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As the saying goes, it's easy to dodge an open spear, but hard to guard against a hidden arrow.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even if you're America's top ten detective. If you were placed in a location with a bunch of America's teens-ranked, twenties-ranked, dozens-ranked, or even hundreds-ranked detectives, all trying to kill each other.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Could you really guarantee you'd definitely come out on top? You're also human; you could be taken out by a sneak attack.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even if you're America's number one, so what?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You, America's number one, might possibly be taken out by America's thousandth-ranked detective.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, who would engage you in a direct confrontation?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If it's really about taking each other's lives, then people would definitely use every trick in the book, making it impossible to guard against everything.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Therefore, the same logic applies inside the Alice Apartment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Who knows how many notorious criminals live inside, especially many criminals with terrifyingly, frighteningly high IQs, whose mental fortitude is no worse than yours, a so-called detective.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It's highly likely you couldn't even handle one of those criminals, let alone many others.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Therefore, Mike didn't know if Jin Shui said that to deliberately inflate his own worth, specifically acting that way in front of Qi Xiaoguang, or if he genuinely believed it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If he genuinely believed it, Mike thought Jin Shui would inevitably crash and burn spectacularly one day in the future.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Alright, time's up. I'm leaving first. If you want coffee, go ahead. I won't be having any.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jin Shui took out his phone, saw the time was up, and left the room on his own.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After he left, Qi Xiaoguang said to Mike with a laugh, \"See? The royal descendant doesn't deign to associate with commoners like us. Won't even have coffee with us.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Thank goodness that damned demonic Qing is gone now, otherwise, who knows how high this kind of person's queue would be sticking up in the air!!!!\"\u003C\u002Fp>",1122,"2026-06-09T04:42:26.995Z",1,"novelbin.me","7699a4ab0f3aa6b21c17f0d39830b18aeefc612df4c9735d21ce5cb981398692","great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-chapter-570","great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-chapter-568",670,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fgreat-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-cover.jpg"]