[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed":3,"chapter-great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-chapter-69":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","Great, It’s the Pervy Neighbor. We’re Doomed",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},1800021,2399,"Chapter 69: Zhang Le Announces Plans to Form a Band","great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-chapter-69",69,"\u003Cp>\"Little Zhang Fei, you're being very naughty!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Mi smiled faintly: \"Since you're so disobedient, you won't get any snacks this time.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She pulled out two bags of dog treats from the cabinet and casually tossed them in front of Xiao Q and Xiao Peng.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She warned: \"You two better not misbehave like Little Zhang Fei! If you make me angry as your owner, I'll sell you to the dog meat factory!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A flash of cruelty passed through Su Mi's beautiful large eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then, her snow-white legs in black high heels click-clacked their way out of Room 1001.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Only Xiao Q and the other two remained in the room.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Little Zhang Fei? I hate it when people call me that...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ke Bei's voice trembled as he spoke, unsure where exactly that kick had landed on him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiao Q shrugged, though even that simple motion felt exhausting now.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His hands were firmly shackled, with the chains connected to the wall.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Xiao Q, what should we do now?!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiao Peng grew anxious - he didn't want to be treated like a dog!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Being trapped here meant no freedom, worse yet eating dog food, and using that tiny plastic toilet!!!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Their only consolation was that they didn't seem to be in immediate mortal danger.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiao Q: \"Try shouting to see if anyone can hear us and come help.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiao Peng's eyes lit up, but after shouting himself hoarse, no one came.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiao Q sighed deeply: \"Then there's nothing we can do but wait until someone notices we're missing and tries to find us.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiao Peng's eyes brightened again: \"Right! Tomorrow's Monday - if we don't show up at school, people will notice! And my friends, especially Xiao Hua, will definitely come looking if they can't reach me!!!!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Meanwhile, in the live stream room:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ultimate Rich Kid: [Hahahaha this is hilarious! Three people team up against the Dog Man only to fall into the \"mantis stalks cicada, unaware of oriole behind\" trap!!! All caught!!!!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[But honestly, even us viewers with god perspective couldn't have guessed the Dog Man has an owner - and that it's that young woman Su Mi... Her acting was impeccable!!!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Middle-aged Uncle: [You newcomers aren't the only ones surprised. I've been watching Far Neighbor for ages and never saw this coming either.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ultimate Rich Kid: [How could you not know?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Middle-aged Uncle: [I didn't start from the first round. When I began watching, there was never any connection shown between Su Mi and the Dog Man.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ultimate Rich Kid: [Oh I see!!! Let's see... This round's five lab rats: Jiang Ran, Xiao Q, Zhou Wu, Ke Bei, Li Mengmeng]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Xiao Q and Ke Bei got caught immediately, Li Mengmeng was taken by that doctor - three out of five captured already. Does this count as elimination?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Middle-aged Uncle: [Not until death and official announcement by the host.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ultimate Rich Kid: [Then I'm confused - I heard each round lasts 7 days. If it requires death to count, what happens if by day 7 the three captives are still alive? Who wins?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Middle-aged Uncle: [Whoever remains free and uncaptured wins.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ultimate Rich Kid: [Uncle, do you think Xiao Q's group still has hope of escaping? I see the betting amounts show Xiao Q as second highest.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Middle-aged Uncle: [Who knows? Anything can happen until the final moment.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In a luxurious golden villa:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Diamond Bachelor, the beautiful long-legged woman, sat on the first floor's 2-million-yuan leather sofa, staring at the massive TV screen showing Xiao Q's trio shackled in Room 1001's living room.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Her exquisite eyebrows furrowed into a frown.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This round, her sixth sense had told her to bet on Xiao Q, yet by day 2 of round 26...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Her chosen lab rat was already captured.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Locked in Room 1001 as a dog.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If he couldn't escape in the coming days, it meant her bet would lose.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>More importantly, it suggested her famously accurate sixth sense might be failing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Round 25 - her intuition said Wang Xixi would survive, but Jiang Ran won.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Round 26 - her gut insisted Xiao Q would triumph, but... damn...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Growing increasingly frustrated, she grabbed a black remote and smashed it violently to the ground, shattering it to pieces.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The perpetrator then stomped angrily upstairs.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Day 3 of Round 26:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran took a day off from his online store customer service job for a pre-employment physical.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He felt confident about the exam since aside from his dissociative identity disorder, he was perfectly healthy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fortunately, the physical didn't include psychiatric evaluation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He finished by noon and returned to Alice Apartment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Though the results wouldn't be ready until the day after tomorrow, he ran into Manager Xiao Zhang in the lobby.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After inquiring about the physical and which hospital, Xiao Zhang pulled some strings to expedite the process.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran could get his results tomorrow.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With this arrangement, assuming no major issues, he could start his new job tomorrow.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That afternoon, Jiang Ran enjoyed rare downtime at home.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His relaxation method was simple - playing with his phone.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>While scrolling through Douyin, his WeChat group kept buzzing with notifications.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Opening it, he saw someone had @-ed all residents in the Alice Apartment group again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was Xiao Zhang initiating the @-all, but the actual announcement came from Zhang Le in Room 501.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran remembered Zhang Le - the music enthusiast who'd hit it off with Wang Xixi during the welcome party.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What was Zhang Le announcing?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>First came a photo:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A complete set of band equipment:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Microphone, guitar, bass, drum set, keyboard.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The accompanying message explained he wanted to form a band, asking if any residents were interested. Musical experience preferred but not required - he could teach.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran had no interest. Hobbies required significant time and money - luxuries he lacked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was about to close WeChat when something about the instrument photo caught his eye.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zooming in, he studied it more carefully.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After a moment, he muttered: \"These instruments look... haunted.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Why are they all bone-shaped?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The longer he looked, the more inexplicably creeped out he became.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He quickly closed WeChat and returned to Douyin.\u003C\u002Fp>",1022,"2026-06-09T04:42:10.999Z",1,"novelbin.me","6e6485caf62397c1242a470a2512d44ed20e017d020294668906ddd44e7c6627","great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-chapter-70","great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-chapter-68",670,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fgreat-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-cover.jpg"]