[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed":3,"chapter-great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-chapter-72":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","Great, It’s the Pervy Neighbor. We’re Doomed",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},1800024,2399,"Chapter 72: Manager Xiao Zhang's Upcoming Matchmaking Event","great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-chapter-72",72,"\u003Cp>\"Guess what?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Mi blinked her big eyes playfully.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran replied, \"I don't want to guess, and I don't care what garbage is inside these bags. I'm just throwing them away.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He had no idea what was inside the two large duffel bags.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They were extremely heavy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran estimated one weighed around 100 pounds, while the other was about 140-150 pounds, both bulging at the seams.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Carrying them was out of the question. Fortunately, Room 202 and the hallway outside were fully tiled, making it easy to drag them along.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So Su Mi walked beside him, watching as Jiang Ran pulled the two heavy bags.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Meanwhile, in the live stream room:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>All viewers had a god's-eye perspective of the live stream.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They naturally knew what was inside those duffel bags.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, they'd witnessed everything.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After the skinny man and Dog Man died,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Mi had brought the doctor to clean up both crime scenes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>While the scenes were cleaned,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>the two bodies remained unprocessed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ultimate Rich Kid: [Hey fellow viewers, I'm curious - doesn't Su Mi want to train Jiang Ran as her pet dog? She keeps flirting with him.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Domineering Female CEO: [Who knows? You'd have to ask Su Mi directly for that answer.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[I've been watching this stream twice as long as Middle-aged Uncle. I've never seen Su Mi commit any crimes. The stream organizers' resident profile on her is extremely brief - just three words: Dog Trainer. Nothing else...]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ultimate Rich Kid: [I can't find anything about her online either. I'd love to know her background!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Domineering Female CEO: [Like I said, sign the agreement, move into the apartment as a new resident, and go ask her yourself.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ultimate Rich Kid: [...]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Under Su Mi's supervision, Jiang Ran finally dragged both heavy bags to the large trash bin outside the apartment building.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For the apartment's resident criminals, disposing of bodies was simple - just toss them in these bins, and the apartment would handle the cleanup.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Thanks, handsome. Come by my place sometime for coffee.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Mi blew Jiang Ran a kiss before sauntering off in her high heels.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran turned his head to notice Manager Xiao Zhang from the management office had been stealing glances at Su Mi the whole time she was present.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He particularly noticed Xiao Zhang's gaze frequently lingering on her hips - apparently the manager's particular preference.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Su Mi from 202 disposed of garbage. Assisted her with two large duffel bags.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran recorded these words on the work log in the management office.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Manager Xiao Zhang watched while munching sunflower seeds, then suddenly asked, \"Jiang Ran, don't you think Su Mi is gorgeous? So seductive?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran realized that if he were still just a regular resident, Xiao Zhang would never speak to him like this.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But now, as an assistant manager and Xiao Zhang's colleague, things were different.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Beautiful,\" Jiang Ran replied.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Manager Xiao Zhang sighed: \"If I could sleep with her just once, I'd give up living in a mansion and driving a Bentley!!!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran said dryly, \"Stop dreaming. If you had that wealth, you could get her. But in reality, women like that belong to the rich.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Manager Xiao Zhang sighed deeply: \"Yeah, money solves everything! By the way, Jiang Ran, do you have a girlfriend?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran: \"No.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Manager Xiao Zhang: \"You don't? Perfect timing! The apartment might hold its first matchmaking event soon. Will you come? It's my initiative - I need everyone's support!!!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran waved his hand: \"Thanks but no thanks. I appreciate the thought, but count me out.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Matchmaking in this place would just pair him with monsters and demons.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A shadow flickered through Xiao Zhang's eyes at this refusal.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Suddenly, Jiang Ran froze momentarily.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When Manager Xiao Zhang asked what was wrong, he claimed it was nothing, then took the work log and left the office.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"That's strange,\" Jiang Ran muttered to himself. \"Why did the Danger Warning System suddenly jump from +4 to +5?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Though Jiang Ran usually ignored the Danger Warning System bound to him,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>it continued operating regardless, constantly adding points and disturbing his thoughts.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just being in Alice Apartment triggered continuous alerts: [Detected host in dangerous zone. Evacuate immediately! Points +5, Points +5...]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>These point notifications never stopped.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But when encountering certain individuals, the warnings changed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For example, when meeting responsible security captain Xiao Gao:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Detected dangerous individual. Evacuate immediately. Points +3, Points +3...]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The old man from 301 consistently gave +5 points.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qin Kelian gave +8 points.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Her elder sister Qin Yi, whom he'd met once, triggered [Extremely dangerous individual. Points +9].\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And just now, while interacting with Manager Xiao Zhang:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Detected dangerous individual. Evacuate immediately. Points +4, Points +4...]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then it suddenly jumped to [Points +5, Points +5...], hence his momentary freeze.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Now that he'd left Xiao Zhang, it reverted to:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Detected host in dangerous zone. Evacuate immediately. Points +5, Points +5...]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Though Jiang Ran considered the system unreliable,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>its behavior was peculiar.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With some people, like those college students including Xiao Q, it gave no warnings at all.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But with others like those mentioned above, warnings persisted.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Take Su Mi earlier:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Detected extremely dangerous individual. Evacuate immediately. Points +9, Points +9, Points...]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Higher points indicated greater danger.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But were these people truly dangerous?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What nonsense! I clearly remember the system warning that Qin Kelian drugged my tea, but she drank it herself to prove it was clean! She even served me tea twice after that!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thinking of this, Jiang Ran's face darkened... He decided to let the system keep malfunctioning!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Other protagonists' systems helped them soar, while his just malfunctioned, forcing him to keep working.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What kind of transmigrator with a system still had to slave away?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Absolutely ridiculous!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As these thoughts crossed his mind, his phone rang.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He'd recently changed his settings from silent to ringtone for work purposes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Someone was messaging him on WeChat again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Coincidentally, it was a private message from someone in the residents' group chat - a very familiar face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Well, not his familiar face, but the original Jiang Ran's - intimately familiar.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shen Xing from 404: [Jiang Ran, come upstairs. I need help with something.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Indeed, this \"old acquaintance\" was his ex-girlfriend Shen Xing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Sigh...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran sighed. He had no choice but to go up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What surprised him was that while he lived in 304, Shen Xing coincidentally lived in 404?\u003C\u002Fp>",1068,"2026-06-09T04:42:10.999Z",1,"novelbin.me","1b9ac8559043870f447ad70d3a0f8ca087afea0c41a0697f015b6add28457f48","great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-chapter-73","great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-chapter-71",670,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fgreat-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-cover.jpg"]