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Chapter 125: Has It Come Out Yet (Alliance Leader Zhang Linmin's Extra Update ×3)

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"Don't be afraid." The burly, dark-skinned doctor chuckled, "I'm not going to do anything to you; why are you, a grown man, still acting shy?"

It would have been better if he hadn't explained; the moment he did, Ji Xiang felt even more afraid. It wasn't pure fear, but rather a mix of extremely complicated thoughts.

But he was here to see a doctor, he was a Patient, Ji Xiang consoled himself.

He unbuckled his belt, pulled down his trousers, and knelt on the examination bed.

A strange sense of shame welled up spontaneously.

"When you go out in a moment, someone might want to add you on WeChat, claiming to be a fellow patient; don't believe them." The burly, dark-skinned doctor began doing something; Ji Xiang guessed he was applying Paraffin Oil to his disposable gloves.

Although he could predict every step, the sense of crisis in his heart was very real.

If he were to see patients himself and encountered a similar Patient, he must be gentler, Ji Xiang warned himself inwardly.

"Doctor, what kind of fellow patient group?" Ji Xiang tried hard to make himself forget all of this, to forget the fear.

"It's not good to say too much; it's best if you just remember not to add them."

As he spoke, a sudden sensation of pain arrived.

This kind of pain was different from the pain of Urological Calculus; it wasn't heart-wrenching, and after the brief pain, Ji Xiang even had a feeling of entering a 'sage mode'.

"Has it come out yet?"

"..."

"Has it come out yet?"

"..."

The burly, dark-skinned doctor's question made Ji Xiang feel somewhat ashamed; he recalled that when he was an intern, this was exactly how he asked Patients.

If there were a next time, he would definitely say a few more words, even if there were many Patients, he would explain it clearly.

Ji Xiang thought to himself.

A glass slide was handed into Ji Xiang's hand; a few seconds later, a few drops of wet, warm liquid flowed out. Ji Xiang tried hard to steady his mind, not to lose his composure, and tried hard to catch the liquid with the glass slide.

The doctor took the glass slide, placed it under the Microscope, took off his gloves, and fiddled with the Microscope for a dozen seconds.

"It's nothing," the burly, dark-skinned doctor said. "I'll prescribe you some medicine; just take it according to the instructions when you get home."

"Is there anything I need to pay attention to?" Ji Xiang asked.

The burly, dark-skinned doctor picked up a pre-printed sheet of paper from the desk in the Consultation Room and handed it to Ji Xiang, then began prescribing medicine on the computer.

【1. Do not hold your urine for long periods. If you hold your urine for a long time, it will affect the function of the bladder detrusor muscle, leading to damage to the bladder detrusor muscle function, thereby causing the condition of Prostatic Hyperplasia to worsen.

2...

18...】

That piece of paper was written very thoroughly, all of which was content Ji Xiang already knew.

Doing it this way was a bit cold, full of distance. But there were still 22 Patients outside; there probably wasn't time to explain everything clearly to every Patient.

Ji Xiang evaluated the burly, dark-skinned doctor's actions in his heart while reading.

Mainly... Ji Xiang truly didn't want to recall the scene of kneeling on the examination bed just now.

So shameful.

The doctor stopped talking, and Ji Xiang also knew that in his eyes, he belonged to the most common and not-so-serious type of Patient; even saying one extra word was a waste of time.

He left the Consultation Room, prepared to pick up the medicine, and go home.

A middle-aged man walked over, his face kind.

"Brother, do you also have prostatitis?"

Ji Xiang remembered the words the doctor had cautioned him with, and he nodded cautiously.

"We're all fellow patients, let's add each other to the group," the middle-aged man said. "In the future, whoever finds a good treatment method somewhere, we'll have an extra channel to know about it."

This sounded reasonable; Ji Xiang couldn't help but be moved.

Plus, being in the Empathy system, Ji Xiang had no taboos; he nodded and took out his phone to open the QR code.

He scanned the code to join the group, and the middle-aged man smiled, "See you if fate allows."

After saying that, he turned and left; his grasp of the boundaries between people was quite good.

Ji Xiang was a bit puzzled and took a look at the group.

It was a large group, with over 300 people, and the group name was a bit strange—'Qian Gao'.

What is 'Qian Gao'?

Ji Xiang had never heard of this term; he had only encountered vocabulary like 'front high and back low' in geography.

Ji Xiang didn't pay it any mind, closed his phone, picked up his medicine, and went home.

His wife had taken their daughter to attend a summer camp, and the house was rarely quiet.

Ji Xiang also knew that this was the system letting him experience the distress of Prostatic Hyperplasia, not letting him experience a home.

Finally back home, Ji Xiang's tense heart suddenly relaxed.

With a dry mouth and tongue, Ji Xiang drank a bottle of water, changed his clothes, and lay comfortably on the sofa waiting for the urge to urinate.

He was still young; many terms were just written in books, and he couldn't understand them.

For example, he could recite terms like urinary frequency, urinary urgency, and incomplete urination fluently, but Ji Xiang didn't understand what they specifically meant.

A few hours later, Ji Xiang understood...

He sat on the toilet at home for over twenty minutes, feeling like it was just dripping and dribbling, as if it would never be empty.

Ji Xiang remembered the math problems he did in elementary school, one water inlet pipe, one water outlet pipe.

But the problem he was facing now was that the water had already been poured in 'ton-ton-ton-ton', but the water outlet pipe had a problem.

At this moment, Ji Xiang understood with incomparable clarity what the Urology Department doctors meant when they self-deprecatingly said they were the ones who unclogged the sewers.

It was indeed like the sewer was clogged; with every drop that fell, Ji Xiang felt as if he could hear a "thud."

Sigh, although it lacked the near-death pain of Urological Calculus, this feeling of being unable to urinate and having the "sewer" blocked was just too uncomfortable.

Ji Xiang was bored to tears; his lower abdomen felt bloated, yet he couldn't urinate. Fortunately, he was at home; if he were in a public restroom listening to the person next to him finish with a splash while he kept trying and trying to get it started, that feeling would be truly shitty.

He took out his phone; he wasn't in a rush anyway, so Ji Xiang prepared to scroll through his Moments to kill time.

Opening WeChat, a group had been manually pinned to the top, and the number below the frame kept increasing.

The "Pre-orgasm" group.

Ji Xiang curiously clicked on the group to see a string of congratulations, with some people asking how it was achieved.

Scrolling up, Ji Xiang found the message that had initially caused the sensation.

【I found it!】

【Congratulations, what does it feel like?】

【During the pre-orgasm, the area below the waist was almost completely numb, the whole body was completely relaxed, no effort was needed, and it came slowly in waves like the ocean.】

The entire lower body felt as if it were being torn apart, yet it didn't hurt.

It was as if I were floating in the air, completely exhausted, losing gravity; every one of my nerves was relaxed and joyful, not swayed by any distracting thoughts.】

What the hell is this?

Ji Xiang silently watched the person's description and fell into deep thought.

【My lower body felt as if a cylindrical current had been introduced, rotating, shifting, moving away, and then drawing near along with the current; this charming sensation lasted for over ten minutes, it was simply too comfortable, I even laughed out loud.】

As Ji Xiang watched, he vaguely felt something was wrong.

It was as if the group had a virus; Ji Xiang exited immediately, then opened a search page and began to look up the term "pre-orgasm."

(End of this chapter)

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