Chapter 156: What Do Doctors Like? (League Leader Lu Renyi Bonus Chapter)

Ji Xiang had agreed to go to Yuanliao for a "Flying Knife" surgery with Liu Zhuren; as for the invitation from Shanghai, Ji Xiang had not yet made up his mind.

After getting off work, Ji Xiang did not stay at the hospital, but instead went home to eat and take a walk with his grandfather, then went early to the System Operating Room for training.

……

Night fell, and Tang Yan did not finish her extra shift until after eight o'clock in the evening.

Exhausted, her heart swelled with anxiety when she saw the countless missed calls on her phone. The other party was generous with money; she had better not offend such a wealthy patron.

Making money is not easy, especially for those who work overtime all year round.

Tang Yan called back and offered many apologies. But the other party did not seem to mind, and they agreed to meet at a restaurant in the Provincial Hospital city.

"Sister Yuqing, what's wrong?" Tang Yan arrived in a hurry and asked very enthusiastically.

For a generous person who would throw money in her face without a second thought, Tang Yan expressed her respect with practical actions.

Feng Yuqing briefly recounted her experiences from the past few days.

Tang Yan was still young; if she were a few decades older, she would have been scared out of her dentures.

"Sister Yuqing, isn't it a bit too direct to be like that?" Tang Yan said bluntly.

"Then tell me, what do doctors like?" Feng Yuqing asked.

"Like... well, some people do like this stuff. Damn, so it turns out those who chew gum are all perverts!" Tang Yan was still immersed in what Feng Yuqing had said about the Tadalafil Oral Soluble Film.

Not many people actually know about this kind of thing; even though Tang Yan often chatted and joked with the surgeons in the operating room, she had never heard them mention it.

"Is it uncommon?"

"I've never seen it."

"Doesn't your boyfriend take it?"

"I don't have a boyfriend, I've been single since birth," Tang Yan said very casually.

"Hiss~~~"

"Sister, don't gasp, the air is getting warm."

"Hahaha, the way you talk doesn't sound like someone without a boyfriend," Feng Yuqing laughed.

"Even if I haven't eaten pork, I've at least seen a pig run, right?" Tang Yan said quite normally, "In the operating room, before the surgery and after the most critical steps are completed, they talk about everything."

While chatting lightly, Tang Yan was pondering Feng Yuqing's task.

It is rare to meet someone who throws money around at the drop of a hat, and besides, Feng Yuqing was not the type to covet her body; Tang Yan was not crazy, and she did not want to offend her.

What doctors actually like is a question.

Money—everyone likes money, so that probably doesn't count.

Tang Yan's brain was working at high speed; she hadn't even been this serious when she was in school.

"Sister Yuqing, I went to a vocational college, and our school didn't have any Anatomical Teachers."

"What kind of teacher?"

"Anatomical Teacher, it's a corpse, specifically for learning anatomy," Tang Yan said, straightening out her thoughts, and added excitedly, "Yes, that's it—Anatomical Teachers!!"

"A corpse..."

Feng Yuqing felt that people who study medicine all have something wrong with their brains.

In her own circle, people play at romance; someone once gave their boyfriend a birthday gift by finding a suitcase and stuffing themselves inside it.

That is romance.

How come what doctors like isn't a living person, but a corpse!

They really are a bunch of perverts.

Besides, other things are easy to handle, but how do you acquire a corpse? If you really did that, your days would be increasingly "rewarding" (with prison time).

"Sister Yuqing, I listen to them chat on the operating table; every time they tell jokes, they aren't serious. But when they talk about Anatomical Teachers, the atmosphere changes; even the most wisecracking doctors become serious. This matter..."

Tang Yan saw Feng Yuqing's bewildered expression, realizing she had no idea what benefits an Anatomical Teacher provided to a doctor; she stopped talking, bit her lower lip with her white teeth, and tilted her head in thought.

"Your teeth are quite white."

Tang Yan immediately bit her upper lip with her lower teeth and flicked her high ponytail. But she immediately realized that the person sitting opposite her was her boss, a wealthy patron who was willing to throw a stack of money in her face just to get a little bit of information.

Now was not the time to act cute.

"Sister Yuqing, it's like this: every doctor hopes to improve their skills. But, a doctor's growth is very slow; after all, every surgery involves human life."

"And then?"

"Actually, many doctors just don't 'get it,' you know... I have a naturally strong sense of spatial perception, and I understand many anatomical structures after seeing them once, but that bunch of obviously dim-witted doctors just don't get it."

Tang Yan's speech gradually became more fluent.

"Let me give you an example. An Attending Professor in our Gastrointestinal Surgery department couldn't finish an emergency surgery in the middle of the night and had to call the Director to come save the operation. Over the phone, the Director cursed him out, using every word you could imagine."

"But so what? You can't just watch someone die on the operating table because you can't finish the surgery. The Director might have cursed, but he arrived in 20 minutes and finished the surgery in 10 minutes with a dark face."

"Uh, you mean..."

"The medical industry is different from other industries." Tang Yan straightened out her thoughts, feeling clear-headed, and her high ponytail swayed again, "In other industries, you can slack off, there can be infighting, even if you smash the pot, everyone just goes hungry."

"But doctors can't."

"Improving technical skills is a rigid demand for doctors. If you want to make a name for yourself and be arrogant in the medical circle, your skills must be truly top-notch. Of course, there are many who slack off, but privately, everyone looks down on them."

"So... Ji Xiang likes corpses, and he needs corpses?" Feng Yuqing asked.

What kind of logic is this?

She said this sentence with a stutter.

"Sister, it's Anatomical Teacher, not corpse; don't say it so scarily." Tang Yan looked around, and seeing that no one nearby had noticed, she felt relieved.

High-end restaurants are great; the distance between people is far, so you don't have to worry about walls having ears.

But talking loudly about corpses is still not good.

What if it brings unnecessary trouble?

"But that thing... where do you get it?" Feng Yuqing had never in her life imagined that one day she would need a corpse... an Anatomical Teacher, and she looked completely bewildered.

"Let me tell you a joke." Tang Yan smiled as brightly as a blooming flower, "Someone online asked, for a freshman, where do the medical school's Anatomical Teachers come from?"

"Yeah! Where do they come from?" Feng Yuqing asked, intrigued.

"Someone answered, every class draws lots, and whoever draws it is the one."

This joke was a bit cold; Feng Yuqing and Liu Hui were both left looking bewildered.

"Sigh." Seeing they were on a different wavelength—this joke had sustained her for two years, yet the others couldn't feel the humor—Tang Yan knew when to quit and immediately said, "Medical schools all have their own storage rooms, and they keep all kinds of Anatomical Teachers inside."

"..."

"..."

Seeing Tang Yan's eyes sparkling and shining when she spoke of the Anatomical Teachers, Feng Yuqing and Liu Hui looked at each other in dismay.

The hobbies of people who study medicine are truly unique.

"I once had close contact with an Anatomical Teacher," Tang Yan recalled. "When I was in school, there was a sports meet one time, and I felt it was boring, so I went to play on the back mountain by myself. By the time I came down the mountain, it was already past six in the evening, and there was still a little light."

"My eyesight is good, and from far away, I saw a shadow wearing red clothes, floating and drifting."

"!!!"

"A ghost?"

"Hey, we are atheists. Even if ghosts exist, as long as they have weight, they have to obey Grandpa Newton's three laws," Tang Yan said with a smile.

Feng Yuqing felt that the girl in front of her was truly bold.

"I gathered my courage and walked over, and saw a teacher from the Anatomy Teaching and Research Section airing out an Anatomical Teacher."

"Teacher, Anatomical Teacher... the teacher in front was alive, right?"

"Right... I suppose."

"Go on." Feng Yuqing imagined a corpse being hung on a tree, still wearing red clothes, and she started to feel unwell.

"I don't know the specific reason why, but anyway, at that time..."

"Let's talk about what doctors like," Liu Hui saw the topic drifting further and further away, so she immediately called a halt and pulled the topic back.

"Oh, the Anatomical Teacher! I've been talking about that the whole time. Specifically, you can go to the medical school to buy one."

"Buy? Can you take it out?" Liu Hui had already started calculating the feasibility, "Even if you could take it out, where would you put it?"

"Of course you can't take it out! You have to go to the Anatomy Teaching and Research Section to study it bit by bit." Tang Yan couldn't understand the thought process of the two people opposite her.

"Believe me, if you could get your hands on an Anatomical Teacher, Ji Xiang would rather endure the smell of Formalin and sleep with the Anatomical Teacher!"

"A ghost bride? Does he have such good kidneys?" Feng Yuqing's train of thought was also quite bizarre.

"Hahaha, it's different, it's different, anyway, you can try this."

"Alright."

Feng Yuqing began to have thoughts of giving up.

Whether it's a doctor or a nurse, they don't seem very normal.

"Actually..."

"Actually what?" Feng Yuqing asked.

"I feel like you and Ji Xiang know each other, Sister Yuqing."

"Yes, we met when we were little."

"That's childhood sweethearts!" Tang Yan clapped her hands, "Use your salivary amylase to conquer him!"

"..."

"They're all fake-proper; otherwise, why would they start making dirty jokes the moment they relax after surgery? This is a basic human need, a basic need!"

Tang Yan raised her little fist, looking very serious.

(End of this chapter)