Chapter 254: Suspended Consultations (Bonus Chapter 4 for Alliance Leader STpeter)

After Chief Resident Wu hung up the phone, Lu Kai asked curiously, "Chief Resident Wu, what's wrong? Is there an emergency?"

"No." Chief Resident Wu shook his head and sighed deeply.

Ji Xiang was also a bit curious and stared at Chief Resident Wu.

Chief Resident Wu took out his phone, found an app, and logged into his account.

"Look, the backend sent me a message. I've been flagged for violations again, damn it. I say we should just shut down our Urology Department; even the name itself is considered a violation."

Chief Resident Wu shook his phone and said helplessly. He knew that complaining was useless, so he sighed deeply again.

Ji Xiang leaned over, read through it, and shrugged.

【Teacher, because you frequently used sensitive words such as "*" and "***" during your communication with the patient, you have been penalized with a 1-month account suspension. We hope for your understanding.】

Chief Resident Wu sighed, "Although online consultations can only treat minor ailments, they do have their benefits. But our Urology Department really can't do it; you get banned for saying anything at all."

"Haha, Chief Resident Wu, what did you say to the patient?"

"What could I possibly say to a patient when I'm just clearing out the 'sewer'?" Chief Resident Wu said. "It's always those same things. Anything that touches on the subject even slightly gets you muted. I guess online consultation is a no-go. This thing is fundamentally incompatible with the Urology Department; they clash according to the Five Elements."

As he spoke, Chief Resident Wu clicked on an announcement.

【Dear teachers, hello everyone:

Due to the influence of the current situation, the communication channels have been required to implement a phased addition of a large number of sensitive words related to "*", "***", and "**", which has led to poor communication between doctors and patients.

In particular, Obstetrics and Gynecology, Andrology, and the Urology Department have been significantly affected.

We would like to specifically remind all doctors that if you encounter a situation where a message fails to send during communication, it is very likely that you have hit a sensitive word. Please try changing your phrasing.

To reduce the frequency of such issues, we will temporarily close the "Pre-consultation" service for Gynecology, Andrology, and other related departments, and change it to having patients write and submit their own Medical Record.

The quality of the Medical Record may decline, and we ask for the understanding of doctors in Obstetrics and Gynecology, Urology, and related specialties!】

"There, take a look. Our department has been taken off the list." Chief Resident Wu smiled awkwardly. "I think one day we'll all be pixelated."

"Hahaha, if you were to see patients with your face pixelated, Chief Resident Wu, that would certainly be a unique style." Lu Kai laughed heartily, unaware of any distress.

His description was quite vivid, and when Chief Resident Wu imagined the scene of himself seeing patients while pixelated, he couldn't help but chuckle.

If that were the case, it would be even easier to cause misunderstandings.

"Chief Resident Wu, are there many patients for consultations?" Ji Xiang asked.

"It's alright. Actually, you can't really see much through online consultations; it's just telling the patient some relevant knowledge so they don't get scammed at other hospitals. Now that even the only channel is gone, forget it, it doesn't have much to do with me anyway."

"Chief Resident Wu, you were just eyeing the online registration fees, weren't you?" Lu Kai laughed.

"A little bit, but I wouldn't say I was just eyeing them." Chief Resident Wu said quite frankly; it was clear that Chief Resident Wu's mood was not good.

"It's normal, don't take it to heart, Chief Resident Wu." Zhao Zhe had held back for a long time, and seeing that no one was speaking, he finally started to vent. "I was even complained about by a patient when I was seeing patients in my hometown."

Zhao Zhe was a chatterbox; he didn't beat around the bush at all, and without waiting for Chief Resident Wu or Lu Kai to ask, he continued on his own.

"One day I was in the Outpatient Department and met a 'young lady' with flowing long hair. Patients going to the wrong door is normal; you must know that, Chief Resident Wu, as you are a veteran of many battles.

Whenever a woman comes to our Urology Department for a check-up, I always send them to Gynecology.

At that time, as soon as I started speaking, that 'young lady' with flowing long hair spoke in a deep voice, which gave me a real scare."

"A man?" Lu Kai's eyes lit up.

"Yeah, I asked later, and they said they were a cross-dresser." Zhao Zhe chuckled. "That look, they were truly more feminine than a woman; they were really beautiful, and had a great figure too."

"Since it was a man, I just proceeded with the consultation. But guess what happened? The patient stood in front of me, grabbed my hand, and shoved it into their crotch."

"My god, I was so startled at the time, what the hell was that! I knew I had encountered a pervert, so I pushed them away. But then, that person turned around and went to file a complaint against me, saying my attitude was bad."

"Our Medical Affairs Department didn't even ask for the facts and called me in for a lecture. I'm so honest; I just went and apologized to the patient and admitted my fault."

"..." Lu Kai was incredibly surprised, but Chief Resident Wu was used to it and chuckled.

Ji Xiang was curious, "Brother Zhao, what happened later?"

"Nothing happened later; after the apology, the person left. In public, with several people from the Medical Affairs Department there, they couldn't exactly grab my hand and shove it into their crotch again."

"If they had done that, I would have just accepted it and let them see exactly what was going on in front of the Medical Affairs Department staff. But unfortunately, they just left. Encountering a pervert in the Outpatient Department is just something you can't help; you just have to accept your bad luck."

"I've encountered that too." Chief Resident Wu seemed to have forgotten the frustration of being "suspended" and said with great interest.

Ji Xiang felt that Zhao Zhe was really something; he had shifted the topic instantly without even comforting Chief Resident Wu, and Chief Resident Wu's mood had improved.

Although this person was a bit of a chatterbox, his Clinical experience was indeed very rich.

Meanwhile, Zhou Tianbo was reviewing his own surgical footage.

He had carefully prepared a bladder cancer surgery.

Insiders know that the difficulty of Kidney Transplantation is not that great; the difficulty lies in the kidney source and subsequent immunotherapy.

If we are talking about high-difficulty surgeries in the Urology Department, apart from those very rare diseases, the most difficult is bladder cancer surgery.

In the laparoscopic surgery, the dense blood vessels were dissected very cleanly, and there was not much bleeding; every instance of bleeding was dealt with immediately, clamped shut with a Titanium Clip.

The whole process took only 2 hours and 32 minutes, which could be considered Zhou Tianbo's masterpiece.

After watching it several times, Zhou Tianbo felt proud.

"Boss." Zhou Tianbo picked up the phone and called his boss. "You must come to the surgery competition. I'll go to the Imperial Capital to pick you up."

"Nonsense, of course I'm going." Gu Lao said with a full, resonant voice. "I've watched the surgery you prepared; it can be said that the student has surpassed the master, it was quite brilliant and didn't embarrass me."

Regarding his boss's evaluation, Zhou Tianbo was very proud; he was "modest" for a few sentences and finalized the time for his boss to come.

"By the way, Xiao Zhou, have you been in contact with that young man named Ji Xiang recently?" Gu Lao asked.

"Boss, Ji Xiang recently participated in the big competition in the Provincial Hospital and set a record for Tying Knots. I heard them say he tied over 300 knots in one minute. As for anything else, I haven't heard."

Although Zhou Tianbo had vaguely heard people talk about Ji Xiang's experience in Shanghai, he thought it was fake—just hearsay—so he didn't tell his boss.

(End of this chapter)