Chapter 572: A Chill

Sigh.

Ji Xiang scratched his head.

He had heard the teachers say this sentence before, but at the time, he felt nothing.

However, listening to this sentence again from a different perspective, the feeling was completely different.

The Nurse placed thick absorbent paper on the examination bed, while the Doctor chatted with the Nurse while smilingly making preparations.

"Xiao Li, don't be angry. The patient just now only cursed because I poked them and it hurt; it's my fault."

"Heh." The Nurse continued working, completely ignoring him.

"How about I bark like a dog for you?"

"Bark like a dog? You can do that?" The Nurse was also busy, answering offhandedly.

"Bark like a dog? You can do that?"

"Aren't you going to bark like a dog?"

"I already finished barking." The Gastrointestinal Endoscope Doctor patted the bed. "Lie down, take off your skirt."

Ji Xiang sighed.

There was no joy in their banter; Ji Xiang did not like this kind of teasing.

But the main thing was that he had to lie on the operating table himself; although he had experienced many things, Ji Xiang still could not accept this.

The sense of humiliation—being the meat on the chopping block, unable to resist while taking off his pants—surged in his heart. Ji Xiang tried hard to put himself in the Doctor's perspective, but the skirt was on his own body, and the one who had to take it off was also himself...

Even if he had seen it many times, those were all feelings from the Doctor's perspective, which was completely different from the situation before him.

No wonder that Internal Medicine bigwig in Shanghai insisted on performing it on himself; although the posture was a bit strange, there was no such embarrassment.

He awkwardly lay down on the examination bed and pulled his skirt up a bit.

"That's too much." The Nurse said with disdain.

"Then let me perform a magic trick for you." The Gastrointestinal Endoscope Doctor said with a smile, "After I finish, you'll forget that you're a Husky."

"I was never a Husky to begin with!"

"See, you've already forgotten."

"Get lost!"

The Gastrointestinal Endoscope Doctor seemed to be waiting for this "get lost."

Ji Xiang roughly understood his meaning; being cursed at by a patient for no reason, one would feel very stifled if they didn't vent it out.

But since he couldn't curse at the patient, he had to curse at himself; what other choice was there?

Telling a couple of small jokes to improve the mood of the assisting Nurse was the only thing the Doctor could do.

Otherwise, what else could he do? Instigate the Nurse to go out and argue with someone?

That didn't exist.

Although he understood, when lying on the examination bed, Ji Xiang felt a chill on his lower body, the cold air blowing, and he had no heart to pay attention to the Gastrointestinal Endoscope Doctor's psychological activities.

"Take it off, what is there for a young man to be concerned about." The Gastrointestinal Endoscope Doctor put on sterile gloves and "helped" Ji Xiang take off the patient skirt.

"Take off your underwear yourself, pull it down below your knees."

Losing the last piece of modesty, Ji Xiang sighed deeply in his heart.

If he performs an intestinal endoscope on a patient in the future, he must cover the patient with something at this moment.

Even if it is only symbolic, it is a great comfort to the patient's heart.

Immediately, Ji Xiang felt the Doctor behind him applying something to him; it should be lubricant, so the intestinal endoscope could smoothly...

Just as he thought of this, Ji Xiang vaguely heard a "pfft" sound, a chill at his chrysanthemum, and a strange sensation came from his lower body.

After the intestinal endoscope went in, as the Doctor kept pumping air, Ji Xiang felt his intestinal tract bulging section by section.

Ji Xiang lay on his side, feeling the Doctor skillfully maneuvering the intestinal endoscope to patrol and wander through his intestinal tract, while the air pump seemed to pump air into the intestines endlessly.

For a moment, Ji Xiang even forgot about that untrustworthy fart; he really wanted to let it rip and cover the Doctor who kept pumping air into him with it.

No! He must master the gastrointestinal endoscope technique; when the day comes that he needs an examination, he will perform it on himself! He must not let others operate.

Ji Xiang thought to himself, trying his best to divert his attention.

"The bowel preparation is really clean, not bad." The Gastrointestinal Endoscope Doctor praised, "Young man, your intestinal tract looks great, no ulcers and no polyps. Look up at the small TV on the front left, you can see it yourself."

Ji Xiang certainly knew, but he didn't have the heart for that.

Although Ji Xiang also understood that not all patients could experience it so delicately and sensitively, and the Empathy system would make him experience special feelings, he still didn't want to look.

"There doesn't seem to be any problem for now, it's quite good, not even hemorrhoids."

The Gastrointestinal Endoscope Doctor and Ji Xiang chatted idly.

Suddenly, a sharp pain came, and Ji Xiang felt that the existence from the other dimension seemed to have broken the seal again and was about to burst out of his body.

"Awoo~~~"

Ji Xiang cried out in pain.

"Bear with it, the angle of the turn at your splenic flexure is too large." The Gastrointestinal Endoscope Doctor said to Ji Xiang, "I'll try again; if it works, we won't need Anesthesia. If it doesn't, you'll still have to have Anesthesia."

Ji Xiang nodded; the mere mention of Anesthesia made him think of countless jokes.

Another attempt.

He had been as gentle as possible, Ji Xiang could feel it, but when the tube reached the upper left abdomen, a wave of cramping pain that made Ji Xiang see stars came again and again.

"It hurts~ it hurts~~ it hurts~~~"

Ji Xiang shouted in pain repeatedly.

He could clearly feel the black, glowing tube in the Gastrointestinal Endoscope Doctor's hand poking continuously at the upper left abdomen.

Every time the black, glowing tube touched the intestinal wall, the pain it brought was very clear, as if it would pierce through the intestinal tract in the next second.

"Stop!" Ji Xiang shouted loudly.

Ji Xiang wanted to stop the Empathy, but the system NPC seemed not to hear Ji Xiang's inner cry; it was the Gastrointestinal Endoscope doctor who stopped.

"It hurts this much? You're quite sensitive, young man," the Gastrointestinal Endoscope doctor said. "Come, let me change your position."

He had Ji Xiang lie flat, with his left leg crossed over his right.

"At least half of people can manage with this position, let's try again," the Gastrointestinal Endoscope doctor said. "Relax, don't be nervous, I will be very careful."

"Doctor, don't puncture my intestines," Ji Xiang said, voicing his worry in a very low voice.

"Hey, I wouldn't do something as forceful as that. An examination is all about being smooth, you can rest assured," the Gastrointestinal Endoscope doctor said.

However, although the position had been changed and the pain had lessened slightly, Ji Xiang still felt it hurt like hell.

Seeing it wasn't working, the Gastrointestinal Endoscope doctor sighed and withdrew the glowing black tube.

With a "pop" as the tube came out, the untrustworthy fart appeared once again.

The pain of the Intestinal Endoscope was still manageable for Ji Xiang, but this was his first time experiencing the terrible sensation of an untrustworthy fart lingering around him, unable to be shaken off.

Whether it was the bowel preparation last night or after finishing the Intestinal Endoscope, the endless gas... this experience was simply too terrible, and Ji Xiang could only hold it in with all his might.

"Go to the restroom next door to pass gas, then come back. Your family is here, right? Sign the form for a painless Intestinal Endoscope," the Gastrointestinal Endoscope doctor instructed, accustomed to the situation.

Ji Xiang gave a muddled response and went to the restroom next door.

His lower body seemed to have an electric motor installed, and the untrustworthy farts roared and bellowed within the narrow stall.

Damn it!

Ji Xiang felt very helpless.