Chapter 15: You're shameless!

The next morning, when Su Mo woke up, the sun was already high.

She groggily opened her eyes, and a 'ding' sounded in her mind.

The System Laboratory popped up a message: the blood report for Long Yan analyzed last night has come out.

Su Mo glanced at it; the composition was a bit complicated.

Su Mo frowned: 'The poisoner is ruthless, poisoning with the intent to kill Long Yan outright.'

The Laboratory displayed: 'No matching antidote for now, host, keep trying~'

'Tch~' Su Mo cursed: 'Damn thing!'

After changing clothes and getting up, opening the door she saw villagers sitting in rows in the courtyard.

At the end was someone familiar; A Nuan glanced at Su Mo somewhat uneasily.

She actually didn't come today to see a doctor; she just wanted to see Mo Yuan, the High Priest, and Yue Ying...

But Yue Ying said those not seeing a doctor must leave, so she could only reluctantly sit on a small stool.

Yue Ying walked over and smiled: 'Wife Master, they're all here to see you for illness; I've already arranged them in order of urgency. Would you like to have breakfast first, then see them?'

Before Su Mo could react, the leading man showed pain: 'I feel difficulty breathing; can you first take a look?'

If he weren't truly suffering, he wouldn't want to see Su Mo, after all the village says this female's mind is not normal, she's done many shocking things before...

Right away!

Su Mo immediately walked over to him, observed him, then reached out to feel the pulse of the male beastman.

Frowning, she asked: 'What did you eat this morning?'

'I ate some roasted bird meat, and went up the mountain to pick some wild fruit; the fruit was big and red, I'd never seen it before, so I ate a few more. Soon after, I became like this.'

'Open your mouth, let me look.'

Following Su Mo's instruction, he opened his mouth; his throat was red and swollen. Adding to his skin injury's red rash, Su Mo drew a conclusion.

'It's an allergy; I'll prescribe some medicine for you to decoct and take immediately, combined with external washing. If the condition worsens, come see me anytime.'

'Okay, thank you!'

After he left, the next person stepped forward, suffering unbearable abdominal pain accompanied by vomiting.

Diagnosed as 'acute gastroenteritis'.

Su Mo prescribed him some medicine, advising: 'From now on, fish and meat should be washed clean and cooked before eating. Vegetables high in oxalic acid also need to be blanched before consumption.'

He asked, puzzled: 'What are vegetables high in oxalic acid?'

'......' Su Mo realized that Beast World vegetables don't have exact names.

They are collectively called wild vegetables.

She thought and said: 'I'll draw them later and post them on the wall for everyone to see. Or we could take samples and post them together!'

He nodded doubtfully: 'Oh~'

Su Mo chuckled: 'Next!'

Soon the few people in the courtyard were done, and finally it was A Nuan's turn.

She looked at Su Mo, a flicker of doubt crossing her face.

Su Mo frowned: 'If you don't want to see a doctor, then...' she trailed off, gesturing to leave.

A Nuan thought Su Mo was going to drive her away, so she hastily extended her wrist: 'Let me look!'

Su Mo felt her pulse, then frowned: 'Your period hasn't come for two months, right?'

'You also have a bit of a gynecological issue; lately, during that time, you haven't been comfortable, right?'

A Nuan looked at Su Mo in surprise, then nodded somewhat embarrassedly.

【No wonder yesterday I heard villagers from the rear village gossiping about A Nuan's two beast husbands, recently dissatisfied with her. It turns out it's about their marital life... dissatisfaction! This is easily settled; the matriarch will definitely give her back a 'harmonious life'!】

Behind Su Mo, Yue Ying and the others suddenly widened their eyes, exchanging a glance.

Wife Master... she even knows this?!

'I'll prescribe some medicine for you to wash with your beast husbands at home. Then I'll prescribe some decoction to regulate your period. In a month, I guarantee you'll be radiant and full of spring vitality!'

'Also, make your beast husbands learn hygiene; don't cut corners. And if you get sick later, remember to see a doctor promptly; dragging it out is uncomfortable.'

A Nuan blushed, looking at Su Mo: 'This kind of thing, how many females would dare to speak up about it?'

'She's an unmarried female, yet she says this without blushing or panting—indeed, her skin is thick!'

Su Mo looked at her expression, lifted the prescription she'd written, frowned: 'Don't want it? Then forget it!'

Having said that, she made a motion to take it back, but A Nuan, face red, snatched it away.

'Who, who said I don't want it!'

Su Mo chuckled; at that moment, another 'ding' sounded in her mind.

Xiao Jiu: 'Congratulations, host, you've paid off your owed points; you still have 120 points left~ These are the items you can redeem, please check~'

Su Mo glanced: 120 points can be exchanged for a pack of snail rice noodle soup plus a sausage.

But if you successfully sell that kind of sexy little outfit after redeeming it, you can earn 240 points!

The system only says 'sell,' but doesn't specify how much money; just sell it casually, right?

Su Mo glanced at the person before her, a idea flashing in her mind.

'A Nuan, I have something good here; you want it?'

'What good thing?'

Su Mo leaned close to her ear and whispered a few words; then A Nuan's face flushed red then turned pale...

Standing behind her were Yue Ying, Scarlet Face, and Mo Xiao, each holding their breath, listening intently.

Unfortunately, the voice was too soft to hear.

"You, you, you!" A Nuan stared at Su Mo with a flushed face, stammering unable to utter a sentence.

"Just two bird eggs~ marital harmony depends entirely on it!"

"You're shameless!"

A Nuan fled with a flushed face.

Su Mo didn't call her, went to wash up, then had breakfast. Anyway, what she's supposed to earn won't run away~

When she was about to take the dirty clothes to wash, she saw A Nuan sneaking over.

She quietly slipped three bird eggs into Su Mo's pocket, blushing and asked in a low voice, "Where are the things?"

Su Mo quickly exchanged that red lace lingerie set from the System Mall and shoved it into A Nuan's hands.

"Wear it nicely and come again!"

(Hehe, this thing is enough to open the doors to a new world in the Beast Realm! With A Nuan's big mouth, she'll surely introduce many big yellow girls later! Then just selling these sexy lingerie will net me a small fortune! My clever brain really has a talent for business—I truly look forward to the day I become the Beast World's first female tycoon!)

A Nuan picked it up, glanced at it, then suddenly widened her eyes: "You, you sure this can be worn?"

Su Mo gave a sly smile: "Of course, I guarantee the effect will be outstanding!"

"By the way, I also have a collar, iron chain..."

Su Mo explained the usage of those items one by one, making A Nuan's face flush and ears red.

"You, crazy!"

A Nuan turned with a flushed face and stumbled away.

Not far away, Yue Ying and Fei Yan exchanged a glance, feeling that Su Mo was strange this morning.

What is sexy lingerie, and what are big yellow girls?

After exchanging a glance, Yue Ying grabbed a handful of wild vegetables and caught up to A Nuan: "Madam A Nuan, please wait."

"These vegetables are from the Wife Master for you."

A Nuan startled, instinctively hid the bit of red in her hand.

"I have them at home!"

Yue Ying glanced at the red, which was what Su Mo had secretly given A Nuan just moments ago.

He was a bit curious what it was exactly, "Don't be polite, take it!"

Yue Ying said and shoved it into her hand; as A Nuan protested, the red clothing slipped from her grasp unexpectedly.

A Nuan panicked, bent over to pick it up, and Yue Ying happened to see that red item.

It looks quite refreshing…

A Nuan looked at Yue Ying's stunned gaze, flushed and said: "I already said no, why insist on giving it to me!"

Having said that, she dashed off in a puff of smoke.

As a Fox Beast Person, Yue Ying has a sharp mind.

Some things, a single glance lets you guess most of it.

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(Actually that red piece would suit Yue Ying the fox better~ the collar would suit Mo Xiao the evildoer, and the dog chain would be fine for Fei Yan~ pah pah pah! What nonsense am I thinking? Must be from reading too much PO fiction! Sinful!)

Yue Ying imagined himself wearing that red outfit in his mind…… then he couldn't help blushing and coughing.

The next second he happily waved his Feather Fan and laughed.

Wife Lord she…… is truly extraordinary!

Not far away, Fei Yan and Mo Xiao reacted, their ears uncontrollably flushing red.

Su Mo finished washing her clothes and returned, seeing those three with strange expressions.

Yue Ying wore a look of springtime longing, starry eyes gazing at her.

Fei Yan and Mo Xiao looked normal, but their slightly red ear tips gave them away.

She tightened her grip on the wooden basin slightly【What's with their lovesick expressions? Are they all about to go into heat?!】

Su Mo, face full of terror, hurriedly carried the basin away.

After lunch, she took a short rest.

She had a dream, exactly what she had been thinking about during the day.

Yue Ying wore that red outfit, voice and manner alluring: "Wife Lord, am I beautiful~ I've finished wearing it, now it's your turn~"

Fei Yan, with his feet locked, lay coolly on the grass: "Mo Mo likes what I am, I am whatever she likes~"

Mo Xiao wore the collar, posture humble as he knelt beside her bed, like a dog begging for pity.

But his tone was full of warning: "If Wife Lord dares to call off the engagement, I'll put this on your neck and lock you in this tiny space, nowhere to go!"

Su Mo shuddered in fright, then sat up on the bed with a swish.

Still panting, she patted her chest, bewildered: "In broad daylight, how could I have such a dream? Looks like I really need to get those few out of here quickly!"