Chapter 325

Everyone in the hall looked at each other.

"Ten years of lifespan?" Liu Bang blinked, "Just... ten years?"

Liu Che also showed an unexpected expression,

"Compared with the rewards for reviewing the emperors of the ages, these ten years... are indeed not many."

Liu Xiu nodded: "But for Lu You, ten years of lifespan should be enough for him to write many more poems."

Li Shimin, however, was thoughtful,

"Immortal Gu, does this lifespan reward depend on the level of the list, and the rewards are different?"

Gu Shanhe explained: "Your Majesty is right."

"The Emperor of the Ages list is the highest level list, so the rewards are naturally the most."

"The Hero list is second, and the Poet list is third."

"Lu You being able to get ten years of lifespan is already a quite high reward in the Poet list."

Ying Zheng nodded slightly: "Reasonable."

But not everyone thought so.

On the sky screen, the bullet comments suddenly became unusually lively—

Not ordinary bullet comments, but some emperors' bullet comments.

【Bullet Comment · Qin Second Emperor Huhai】

Hmph! A lousy poet, why does he deserve a lifespan reward?

I am the emperor, and I don't have one!

As soon as this bullet comment came out, the whole sky screen exploded instantly.

【Bullet Comment · First Emperor of Qin Ying Zheng】: Rebellious son, shut up.

A mere five characters, but they seemed to carry the power of a thousand jun, leaving everyone stunned.

Li Shimin's eyes widened: "This... Your Majesty First Emperor, you just..."

Ying Zheng was expressionless: "I am just stating facts."

Liu Bang laughed out loud, laughing until he was bent over,

"Hahahaha! Brother Zheng, you scolded your own son as a rebellious son! Hahahahahaha!"

Liu Che couldn't help but laugh: "This 'Rebellious son, shut up' has too much lethality."

Liu Xiu smiled bitterly: "Huhai is indeed... indeed not very good."

Outside the hall, the historians responsible for recording history wrote frantically, fearing to miss a single word—

The First Emperor scolded the Qin Second Emperor as a "rebellious son" in public; this is a major event to be recorded in history!

However, this was just the beginning.

【Bullet Comment · Song Huizong Zhao Ji】

I also think it's unfair.

I am also an emperor, proficient in calligraphy and painting, with such high artistic achievements, why not give me a lifespan reward?

【Bullet Comment · Song Qinzong Zhao Huan】: Seconded.

【Bullet Comment · Song Gaozong Zhao Gou】

Although I retreated to the south of the Yangtze, I am also a monarch of a country.

Lu You is just a scholar, what qualifications does he have...

Zhao Gou's bullet comment hadn't finished yet when it was drowned out by overwhelming scolding—

【Bullet Comment · First Emperor of Qin Ying Zheng】: A monarch who retreats to a corner, also worthy of being called an emperor?

【Bullet Comment · Han Wudi Liu Che】: I heard this person killed Yue Fei, is there such a thing?

【Bullet Comment · Tang Taizong Li Shimin】: I heard it too.

Wrongfully killing loyal officials, cowardly and incompetent, this person is not worthy of being a monarch.

【Bullet Comment · Ming Taizu Zhu Yuanzhang】

Zhao Gou! I heard about your lousy deeds even in Yingtian Prefecture!

Killing Yue Fei, paying tribute to the Jin people, you have the nerve to come out and speak?!

【Bullet Comment · Han Guangwu Liu Xiu】

Is a restoration monarch supposed to be like this? Truly shameful.

Zhao Gou's bullet comment disappeared from then on, never daring to appear again.

But there were still those who weren't afraid of death—

【Bullet Comment · Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen】

I think Emperor Huhai's words make sense.

A poet, why should he be more glorious than an emperor?

【Bullet Comment · Ming Wuzong Zhu Houzhao】

Seconded! I also want a lifespan reward!

【Bullet Comment · Ming Shizong Zhu Houcong (Jiajing)】

I have practiced Taoism for many years, seeking immortality.

You poets and heroes can all get lifespan rewards, but I have to practice hard myself; this is unfair!

【Bullet Comment · First Emperor of Qin Ying Zheng】: You juniors, you really opened my eyes.

【Bullet Comment · Han Wudi Liu Che】: One more outrageous than the other.

【Bullet Comment · Tang Taizong Li Shimin】: Emperor Jiajing, you practiced Taoism for twenty years without holding court, and you still have the face to say that?

【Bullet Comment · Ming Taizu Zhu Yuanzhang】

Zhu Houcong! You unfilial descendant!

I built the empire, and you went to practice Taoism?!

Jiajing's bullet comment also disappeared.

But immediately after, a more heavyweight figure appeared—

【Bullet Comment · Qing Gaozong Qianlong (self-proclaimed Old Man of Ten Perfections)】: I look at this poem, it's nothing special.

I have written over 40,000 poems in my life, more than four times that of Lu You.

If it comes to poetic talent, I am far superior to this person.

Why doesn't the sky screen re-review me?

The entire sky screen was silent for a full three seconds.

Then, the bullet comments exploded with nuclear-level density—

【Bullet Comment · First Emperor of Qin Ying Zheng】: 40,000 poems? I have never heard of it.

【Bullet Comment · Han Wudi Liu Che】: Who is this person? So arrogant?

【Bullet Comment · Tang Taizong Li Shimin】: Qianlong... is an emperor of the Qing Dynasty.

The Qing Dynasty is the dynasty established by the Later Jin.

【Bullet Comment · Ming Taizu Zhu Yuanzhang】

Later Jin?! Isn't that the dynasty established by the Jurchens?!

The Jurchens are the descendants of the Jin Dynasty!

The Jin Dynasty is the Jin Dynasty that destroyed the Northern Song!

【Bullet Comment · Han Wudi Liu Che】

What?! A dynasty established by the Jurchens?!

【Bullet Comment · First Emperor of Qin Ying Zheng】

A monarch of a foreign race, also dares to discuss Chinese poets?

【Bullet Comment · Tang Taizong Li Shimin】

Qianlong, do you know that your ancestors, the Jin Dynasty, captured two emperors of the Northern Song, causing the Jingkang Incident?

【Bullet Comment · Ming Taizu Zhu Yuanzhang】

The Mongols who destroyed the Jin Dynasty later also destroyed the Great Song.

You Jurchens took advantage of the situation and entered the Central Plains, right?!

【Bullet Comment · Han Guangwu Liu Xiu】

I finally understand why the Qing Dynasty is called the era of "backwardness and being beaten."

40,000 poems... written like this, it really deserves to be beaten.

Qianlong's bullet comment was silent.

But the carnival of bullet comments had just begun—

【Bullet Comment · Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin】 My Great Song... was destroyed by the Jin Dynasty?

Jurchens?

My descendants... (bullet comment interrupted, suspected Zhao Kuangyin fainted from anger)

【Bullet Comment · Song Taizong Zhao Guangyi】: Brother! Brother, wake up!

【Bullet Comment · Song Zhenzong Zhao Heng】: That... I'll say something... actually I also think Lu You wrote well...

【Bullet Comment · Song Renzong Zhao Zhen】: Seconded.

Lu You's poems are indeed much better than what I wrote.

【Bullet Comment · Song Shenzong Zhao Xu】: Seconded +1.

【Bullet Comment · Song Zhezong Zhao Xu】: Seconded +2.

【Bullet Comment · Song Huizong Zhao Ji】

Wait, what are you all seconding?

Isn't my artistic achievement worth...

【Bullet Comment · Song Qinzong Zhao Huan】

Father, don't say it, we were captured by the Jin people, we have no qualifications to speak...

【Bullet Comment · Song Huizong Zhao Ji】:......

Gu Shanhe looked at the chaotic scene on the sky screen, and the tea in his mouth almost sprayed out.

He hurriedly asked the system to organize the bullet comments, otherwise, this scene couldn't be watched.

The bullet comment war was still continuing.

But the person who appeared next made the comment section of the entire sky screen completely out of control.

【Bullet Comment · Empress Dowager Cixi】

Yo, a scholar makes the list, causing so many emperors to argue, I want to see what kind of remarkable person it is.

Isn't it just writing a few poems?

I can write something not worse than this if I write casually.

As soon as this bullet comment came out, all the emperors were stunned.

"Empress Dowager Cixi?"

Li Shimin frowned, "Is this a woman?"

Gu Shanhe coughed: "She was the actual ruler in the late Qing Dynasty, Yehenara, known in history as Empress Dowager Cixi."

"She held power for nearly fifty years, but..."