Chapter 69
Just at this moment, a voice suddenly came from outside the image, clear, calm, and even with a bit of teasing:
【Everyone, next is the extra small theater: "The Fourth Year of Renshou, Daming Palace, Old Father's Shoe Sole."】
The voice fell,
Yang Jian in the image was stunned, looked down at the Jade Ruyi in his hand, then looked up at the sky screen, his eyes confused: "Who... who is talking?"
Yang Guang was also stunned, looking up at the sky.
And on the sky screen, a line of large characters floated by:
【The Sui Dynasty perished in the second generation in the hands of Yang Guang】
Yang Jian: "!!!"
Yang Guang: "!!!"
Yang Jian in the image, his eyes widened, staring fixedly at that line of characters, his lips trembling, his fingers shaking,
"Second... second generation and perished? My Great Sui... perished in the second generation?"
Yang Guang's face turned pale instantly, waving his hands frantically,
"Father! Father, listen to me! I opened the Grand Canal, built the Great Wall, conquered Goguryeo, all for the sake of the empire!"
"For the sake of the empire?"
Yang Jian jumped off the bed abruptly — yes, jumped off, his movements agile, not at all like a dying old man.
He pointed at Yang Guang, his voice trembling, but full of energy,
"For the sake of the empire, you lost my empire? I saved grain for fifty years, and you ruined it in two years?! The empire I fought for, you gave it to others?!"
Saying that, he looked left and right, didn't find anything handy, simply took off the shoe on his foot, picked it up and rushed over,
"I'll beat you to death, you prodigal son!"
Slap! A shoe sole hit Yang Guang's back.
Yang Guang screamed, fled holding his head, running around the pillar,
"Father! Father, listen to me! It's the aristocrats! The aristocrats rebelled!"
"That brat Li Mi snatched the Luokou Granary, Wang Shi Chong occupied Luoyang, Li Yuan... Li Yuan he..."
"Li Yuan?"
Yang Jian chased him all over the hall, the shoe sole dancing with wind,
"Li Yuan is your cousin! You can't even control your relatives?! I let you be the emperor, and you gave me a Tang Dynasty?!"
Slap! Another shoe sole.
Yang Guang hid behind the pillar, his face crying,
"Father, calm your anger! Your son... your son opened the imperial examination, built the Grand Canal, and also had great achievements!"
"Great achievements?"
Yang Jian panted, pointing at Yang Guang's nose and cursing,
"Great achievements is losing the empire?! Dugu ruined me! Dugu ruined me!"
At this time, in the corner of the image,
A graceful and luxurious old woman walked out slowly, holding a handful of melon seeds, while eating, she glanced calmly,
"Old Yang, beating is beating, don't beat him to death. Although this child is not promising, he is your biological son after all."
Yang Jian's movements paused, turning back to glare at her,
"You still say! If it weren't for you blowing wind in my ear every day, could I have abolished Yong'er and established this beast?!"
Dugu Qieluo curled her lips,
"Blame me? Who said 'Guang'er is diligent and frugal, like me'?"
Yang Jian was choked and couldn't speak, turning to continue chasing and beating Yang Guang.
And at this moment, the emperors of all dynasties were laughing crazy.
On the sky screen, the bullet comments were flying:
【Ying Zheng (Qin Shi Huang): @Yang Jian Little Yang, I understand you!】
【Liu Bang (Han Taizu): Hahahaha! Old Yang, your eye for choosing a successor is comparable to my Empress Lv!
You perished directly in the second generation, miserable, too miserable!】
【Liu Che (Han Wudi): @Yang Jian Although I didn't keep my integrity in my later years, I didn't lose the country after all. You... please mourn.】
【Li Shimin (Tang Taizong): @Yang Jian, calm down, calm down.
The grain in your warehouse is really enough for us to use for ten years! I'm not lying to you!】
【Zhao Kuangyin (Song Taizong): @Li Shimin
Li Shimin, you've gone too far, he's beating his son, and you're showing off grain here?
But Yang Jian, you really have to change that stingy habit, as emperors, we have to be better to the people, so the empire can last long.】
【Zhu Yuanzhang (Ming Taizu): @Yang Jian, I also came from a cowherd background, I know it's not easy for you to start a business.
But choosing a crown prince is a top priority!
I raised Zhu Biao as a successor since he was a child, although... forget it, let's not talk about it.
This Yang Guang of yours is really not good.】
Yang Jian was chasing and beating Yang Guang, while taking time to glance at the bullet comments, so angry that his beard curled up.
These guys who love to watch the fun!
Especially that Li Shimin, who kept showing off grain, show off your head! That's my grain!
He was thinking about whether to curse a few words at the sky screen, suddenly, a bullet comment floated by:
【Qianlong (Qing Gaozong): Oh my, I wondered who it was, so it's "Afraid of Wife Association President" Yang Jian!
@Yang Jian I heard you are strictly managed by Empress Dugu, even choosing a crown prince has to listen to your wife?
My harem has three thousand beauties, none of them dare to manage me! This is a real man!
And your Sui Dynasty, perished in the second generation, fast enough!
My Great Qing, passed to me is already the sixth generation, this is called the empire is solid forever!
Your stingy skills can be learned, but I don't care!】
Yang Jian's movements paused.
Qianlong? That one who writes doggerel poems? And he dares to mock me?
He hadn't spoken yet, another bullet comment had already retorted:
【Zhu Di (Ming Chengzu): @Qianlong You "bullet comment poet" are out jumping again?
Your Great Qing is six generations? How many generations from your Taizu Nurhaci to you? And you have the nerve to say it!
Besides, if your father Yongzheng came back to life, he would be the first to beat you!
Writing poems all day, how many can be read? Although I can't write poems, I can fight! If you have the ability, come to Beijing, let's practice?】
Qianlong's face turned green: "You... you are a feudal lord who rebelled, why do you say me?"
Zhu Di: "Why? Because when I went on five expeditions to the north, your ancestors were still hunting in the White Mountains and Black Waters!
If you keep acting cocky, believe it or not, I'll crawl out of the Changling and chase you back?"】
The bullet comments were full of "hahahaha."
Zhu Yuanzhang silently gave his son a like,
"Fourth Son, well scolded! Our Zhu family doesn't fear anyone!"
Yang Jian looked at these bullet comments and suddenly felt... better.
At least, he is not the only one being teased by later generations.
At least, these emperors retorting to each other is more lively than watching him beat his son.
He stopped, threw down his shoe, looked at Yang Guang who was squatting in the corner holding his head and shivering, and sighed.
Yang Guang in the image was young, handsome, his eyes flickering, revealing ambition, and also revealing stupidity.
Is this the successor he chose?
Is this the son who will ruin the Great Sui empire?
Yang Jian suddenly felt very tired.
He walked to the dragon bed, sat down, looked at Yang Guang, and was silent for a long time before slowly speaking: "Alright, get up."
Yang Guang carefully raised his head, not daring to move.
"Although you ruined the empire," Yang Jian's voice was tired, but revealed a sense of relief, "but considering you opened the Grand Canal and created the imperial examination... I won't beat you."
Yang Guang was stunned, his eye sockets suddenly red: "Father..."
"But you must remember," Yang Jian stared at him, word by word, "don't even think about the emperor's position, you are not that material."
Yang Guang lowered his head, his shoulders heaving, sobbing in a low voice: "Your son... your son remembers."
End of Chapter
