[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-heretic-trainer-the-gym-is-my-cultivation-method":3,"chapter-heretic-trainer-the-gym-is-my-cultivation-method-heretic-trainer-the-gym-is-my-cultivation-method-chapter-233":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","Heretic Trainer: The Gym Is My Cultivation Method",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},1633624,2099,"Chapter 233: Who Designed The Human Body?!","heretic-trainer-the-gym-is-my-cultivation-method-chapter-233",233,"\u003Cp>Dahlai continued, pointing at the lungs. \"These are lungs. They take in air.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Valtor opened his mouth slowly. \"...Air? Where does the air go?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dahlia stared at him. \"Into the lungs.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Valtor blinked. \"Right. That makes sense.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seira observed calmly. \"So... if the lungs stop... breathing stops as well?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Arden nodded. \"Exactly.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mersha tilted her head. \"In my family, they made us practice knocking people unconscious by stopping breath... I didn’t know this was the reason.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Valtor let out a long breath. \"Your family is terrifying.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mersha smiled shyly. \"Thank you.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dahlia moved to the stomach. \"This is the stomach. It breaks down food.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Valtor frowned. \"So everything I eat goes... into this?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He poked his own belly. \"Feels too small...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Arden shook his head again. \"No, it expands. Like a bag.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seira leaned forward slightly. \"If this handles food... what handles poison?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mersha lifted her finger. \"Sometimes the stomach. Sometimes the blood. Sometimes the lungs... ah, sorry, never mind.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dahlia patted her head gently. \"Focus on normal lessons first, okay?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mersha nodded quickly. \"Yes, Senior Sister.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dahlia moved down the body. \"And here are the intestines...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Valtor raised both hands. \"Hold up! There’s more?! How long is all that?!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Arden sighed. \"Junior Brother... that’s only the beginning. The human body is extremely complex.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seira nodded slowly. \"No wonder this sect studies corpses. There’s a lot to learn.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mersha leaned closer, circling around the table.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This is so much more detailed... than what my family taught me. They only told me how to make parts stop working. Not what they actually do...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dahlia smiled softly at her. \"Then this will be good for you. Here, you’ll learn the real structure. Not just the weak points.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Valtor crossed his arms, expression serious for once. \"Fine. If this is what it takes to get stronger, I’ll learn it.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seira exhaled. \"Same. I won’t be left behind.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mersha nodded. \"Me too.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Arden smiled. \"Good. Then let’s continue. Bones, muscles, blood flow, and organs. Today we cover all of them.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dahlia lifted her scalpel with a grin. \"Junior brothers, junior sister... Welcome to the real start of body cultivation.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The three tightened their grips on their scalpels.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Let’s learn everything.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>---\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>By the time the sun began to fade behind Demon Gate Island, the three new direct disciples dragged their feet out of the learning room like tired zombies.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Valtor collapsed onto a bench outside, arms hanging down.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Damn it... How can one human body have SO many organs?!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He pulled his own hair in stress.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Heart, lungs, liver, stomach... fine! But WHY are there so many more?!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He pointed weakly at the air.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"And WHY are there so many types of muscles?! Why are there different bones?! Why is the spine so complicated?! Who designed this!?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seira sat beside him slowly, face calm but eyes exhausted. She rubbed her temples.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"There are over two hundred bones. Two hundred. And we had to learn the names of half of them today.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Valtor groaned. \"You memorized them?! I forgot them right away!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mersha sat on the ground, hugging her backpack, cheeks puffed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"It’s too much... My family only taught me about... um... breaking a few important parts. I didn’t know there were so many pieces inside people...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Valtor pointed at her. \"Exactly! That’s what I thought! Why are there so many pieces!?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seira nodded. \"I thought the body was simple... breathe, move, fight. But no.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She raised her hand and counted on her fingers.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Organ system, muscle groups, bone functions, blood pathway, nerve this, nerve that...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She let her hand drop. \"This is ridiculous.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Arden approached them with a clipboard, smiling calmly despite looking a little tired himself.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You three did very well today.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Valtor glared at him. \"Well?! I feel like my brain exploded.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He tapped his forehead. \"There are too many things inside a human body. Too many!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dahlia walked over with a bright grin, completely energetic like she didn’t just teach anatomy for hours.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Awww, look at you three. You all have that ’first day shock’ look. Very cute.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seira gave her a flat stare. \"This is not cute. My head hurts.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mersha nodded quickly. \"Mine too... I feel like I’ll see organs in my dreams tonight.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Valtor groaned. \"I’m gonna dream about bones chasing me...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dahlia laughed. \"Come on, you survived! That’s already impressive. Most outer disciples fainted before lunch.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Arden nodded. \"Yes. Five of them passed out during the muscle lecture.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Valtor pointed at himself. \"Why didn’t we faint?!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dahlia smirked. \"Because you’re direct disciples. You don’t get to faint.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seira’s eye twitched. \"...That’s not fair.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Arden flipped to the next page on his clipboard. \"Oh, and just so you know... this was only the start.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Valtor’s entire body froze. \"What?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Arden held up the notes. \"We haven’t even covered the major systems yet.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seira frowned. \"Systems...?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dahlia grinned wider.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Yep. Circulatory system. Nervous system. Digestive system. Respiratory system. Muscle system. Skeletal system. And MANY more.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mersha widened her eyes. \"Many... more...?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Arden nodded cheerfully. \"Yes! Tomorrow we start with the circulatory and nervous systems.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Valtor leaned back against the bench, staring at the sky in pain. \"No... no more body stuff... please...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seira massaged her forehead. \"I can already feel a headache...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mersha hugged her backpack tighter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I just learned they’re actually called the ’small intestine’ and ’large intestine’... not ’squiggly thing’ like I thought...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dahlia burst into laughter. \"Don’t worry! After a week of this, you’ll know every part inside the body.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Valtor glared weakly. \"I didn’t come here to become a walking textbook...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dahlia leaned close and tapped his chest.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"But you came here to become strong, right? Well, body cultivators MUST know the body.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Arden nodded. \"That’s why the God Gym is unmatched.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The three juniors exchanged exhausted looks.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Valtor sighed. \"Fine... but I swear if tomorrow is worse, I’m fighting someone.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seira crossed her arms. \"Don’t fight. You’ll just embarrass yourself.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mersha raised her hand shyly. \"Um... if you fight, can I watch?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Valtor groaned again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dahlia clapped her hands loudly. \"Alright, juniors! Go rest. Tomorrow is another long day!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As they shuffled away like half-dead disciples, Dahlia whispered to Arden with a mischievous grin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"They’re so cute when they suffer.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Arden nodded gently. \"Yes... but I hope they don’t cry tomorrow.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Chapter closed with Valtor, Seira, and Mersha dragging their tired bodies back to the dorm.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They knew that this was only the beginning of their nightmare anatomy training.\u003C\u002Fp>",1076,"2026-06-06T11:12:18.542Z",1,"novelbin.me","1183b474f4bad09570f0fbcf71c95aa5b4920092c5cd1e7662c912e23b3c48be","heretic-trainer-the-gym-is-my-cultivation-method-chapter-234","heretic-trainer-the-gym-is-my-cultivation-method-chapter-232",613,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fheretic-trainer-the-gym-is-my-cultivation-method-cover.jpg"]