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Chapter 32: The Fat Man with the Foul Mouth

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"A bunch of blind things! You dare to touch the head of Tai Sui, and you don't even go pee and look at what you look like!"

Watching the fat soldier's back disappear at the end of the street, Zhu Dafu spat on the ground indignantly, then patted his chest toward Zhang Xingyu and Hu Siping: "Big Brother Hu, Big Brother Xingyu, don't worry, on this ground of Nanhua Cheng, there is no one I, Zhu Dafu, cannot cover. From now on, if anyone dares to trouble you, just report my name, Zhu Dafu."

After the fat soldier left, the three continued to buy dharma weapons. In less than an hour, the gold notes were exhausted, and the dharma weapons were collected.

The three returned to Jin Muyun's small shop and found that Jin Muyun was also waiting for them.

Four people then gathered together to count the harvest of these few days. After counting, a total of 52 dharma weapons were purchased, including 40 one-star dharma weapons and 12 two-star dharma weapons.

"Not bad, not bad. Unexpectedly, in just three days, we achieved our hoarding goal." Jin Muyun praised.

"Brother-in-law, someone falsely accused Big Brother Zhang and Big Brother Hu of killing people and seizing goods today?" Zhu Dafu opened his mouth from the side.

"Oh, who is it?" Jin Muyun looked surprised.

"I don't know, I forgot to ask those soldiers just now." Zhu Dafu touched his nose and said.

Zhang Xingyu smiled: "It's mostly because the news about Nanhua Immortal Academy increasing the entrance exam subjects spread out, and someone was jealous that we were blocking their path to wealth."

Hu Siping also nodded: "Forget it, anyway, we have already collected the dharma weapons, so we don't need to go and steal business from them again."

Two days later, the news about Nanhua Immortal Academy increasing the exam subjects had spread throughout Nanhua Cheng.

The price of dharma weapons rose day by day, and in less than ten days, the price was twice as high as usual.

Seeing that the day of the Nanhua Immortal Academy recruitment exam was approaching, the four discussed and sold all the dharma weapons.

Including principal and interest, 5 million gold coins.

Looking at the thick stack of gold notes on the table, the four Zhang Xingyu laughed from ear to ear.

After dividing the gold notes, Hu Siping still sat foolishly on the chair, lost in thought.

After a long time, he woke up. He turned his head and asked Zhang Xingyu softly: "Xingyu, am I not dreaming? A month ago, we were still selling our lives for ten gold coins. Now, we have a full 1,000,000 gold coins."

"Fourth Brother, you are not dreaming." Zhang Xingyu laughed.

Jin Muyun and Zhu Dafu laughed loudly upon hearing Hu Siping's words.

"Brother-in-law, Big Brother Zhang, Big Brother Hu, let's go to the Lingwei Building to celebrate. The spirit beast meat there is incredibly delicious; I haven't been there for a month." Zhu Dafu said while swallowing his saliva.

"Baiwei Building, the things there are not cheap. For the four of us, it will cost at least 100,000 gold coins." Jin Muyun hesitated.

Zhu Dafu patted his chest: "Small matter, I'll treat. This time it's with the money I earned myself."

Lingwei Building, has delicious food, all the foodies in the city love to go there.

Along the way, Zhu Dafu was chattering and introducing the delicious food he had eaten at Lingwei Building.

"That crystal bear paw is cooked from the hind paw of a carefully selected earth black bear. The bear paw is crystal clear, melts in the mouth, and the fragrance is nose-piercing. When it enters the stomach, a warm current fills the whole body, making people feel so comfortable they want to moan. This dish, you must taste it later. And that braised infant carp..."

Half an hour later, the four arrived in front of the Lingwei Building.

This Lingwei Building was built with great style.

Three stories high, red walls and green tiles, arched eaves, and two slender girls in embroidered skirts stood beside the vermilion main entrance.

Just as the four stopped, one of the girls walked up quickly.

Zhu Dafu was obviously very familiar with this girl.

He held the girl's small hand tightly and teased softly: "Sister Xiaolan, I haven't seen you for a few days, your skin is getting more and more tender. Is the skincare cream I gave you last time working?"

Xiaolan didn't blush, didn't skip a beat, pursed her small mouth and smiled beautifully: "Thank you, Little Prince, for the compliment. Little Prince, what good things did you bring for me this time?"

Zhu Dafu took out a red wooden box the size of a palm from his pocket: "Here, Little Master specially picked a box of top-grade rouge produced in the Duling Kingdom at the Baihua Residence while shopping yesterday."

"Thank you, Little Prince. Little Prince is so good!" Xiaolan's pretty face bloomed like a flower.

Zhang Xingyu and Hu Siping looked at each other in dismay. Only Jin Muyun was not surprised, with a calm face, obviously accustomed to this behavior of the little fatty.

Zhu Dafu teased Xiaolan for a while, then said loudly: "Sister Xiaolan, today I want to treat friends, please lead us to the best private room on the third floor."

Xiaolan let Zhu Dafu hold her small hand. She held Zhu Dafu's arm and said coquettishly: "Little Prince, it's not a coincidence today. Young Master Long of Nanhua Immortal Academy is hosting friends today and has already booked the third floor in advance. Why don't you change to a private room on the second floor?"

"Young Master Long, which Young Master Long?" Zhu Dafu asked.

"It's Young Master Long Xiaotian, who ranks tenth on the Nanhua Wind and Cloud List. I heard he is hosting the top ten wind and cloud figures of Nanhua Immortal Academy." Xiaolan explained softly.

"Isn't it just the top ten of the Wind and Cloud List, look how arrogant he is, he even has to book the whole floor to eat. If I enter Nanhua Immortal Academy, I have to at least mix into the top three." The little fatty pouted.

"Don't talk nonsense. Miss Xiaolan, please trouble you to lead us to the second floor." Jin Muyun saw that Zhu Dafu was talking more and more outrageously, so he interjected from the side.

The four followed Xiaolan to the second floor and entered a private room named "Jinli." According to Xiaolan's introduction, the private rooms on the second floor were all named after well-known scenic spots in the Nanyue Kingdom, and the two characters "Jinli" came from one of the oldest and most leisurely places in the Nanyue King City.

The location of "Jinli" is excellent; through the window, one can see the situation downstairs at a glance.

After everyone sat down, the little fatty skillfully ordered dishes: "Sister Xiaolan, this time I want to order your most famous dishes, like crystal bear paw, braised infant carp, and unique mountain delicacies, all of which are indispensable. Besides these, you can match us with a few special dishes. Also, bring us a pot of 'Drunken Hundred Immortals'."

"Okay, Little Marquis, I'll go down and arrange it." Xiaolan nodded and agreed, twisting her waist out of the room.

"Dafu, it seems you and this Miss Xiaolan have an unusual relationship, when are you going to take her into the Prince's Mansion!" Jin Muyun teased.

"Brother-in-law, you can't talk nonsense. Miss Xiaolan and I are innocent. We just occasionally communicate about life together and explore the experience of beauty and skincare." Zhu Dafu defended.

Zhang Xingyu smiled and teased: "Zhu Little Fatty, maybe you are the one who eats here the most in the whole city?"

"Generally, generally, third in the whole city." The little fatty was not humble at all.

Pausing, he said again: "I only come once every month or so. I have three hobbies, and this eating only ranks second."

Seeing everyone looking up at him, he continued: "Besides food, I also like beauties and friends. I have three wishes in my life: to pick all the beauties in the world, taste all the delicacies in the world, and make friends with all the heroes in the world."

"What a great ambition." Hu Siping nodded in praise.

"Sun." Jin Muyun compared his middle finger.

"Big sun." Zhang Xingyu raised his right hand.

"Still Fourth Brother Hu understands me. Brother-in-law, Big Brother Zhang, you two don't understand life." Zhu Dafu had an expression that was asking for a beating.

"Cut!" Zhang Xingyu and Jin Muyun raised their middle fingers together.

While the four were laughing, the wine and dishes had been placed on the table.

At this time, the girl named Xiaolan knocked on the door and entered again, generously drinking a glass of wine with everyone, before twisting her small waist and leaving.

The dishes were good, the wine was fragrant.

Unknowingly, the stomach was half full, and the wine was already tipsy.

Zhu Dafu's fat face was red, and his small eyes were blurry.

"Xiaolan, why hasn't Xiaolan come yet?"

He stood up shakily, stumbled to the door, and fumbled to push open the door.

Then he stood there stunned.

"Dafu, what are you doing? Come over quickly." Jin Muyun shouted at him.

The little fatty didn't move for a long time.

Jin Muyun stood up, leaned against the wall, and walked to his side.

Then, he also stood there stunned.

"What are you two doing?"

Hu Siping stood up holding the table, walked over shakily.

Then, he also turned into a stone statue, motionless.

What the hell? Are these three guys under a freezing spell?

Zhang Xingyu put down the wine glass in his hand and walked to the door to check.

"What are you three doing?" Zhang Xingyu patted the shoulders of the little fatty and Jin Muyun.

"Shh. Don't make noise." The little fatty and Jin Muyun shouted together without looking back.

"Fourth Brother, what exactly are you looking at?" Zhang Xingyu pulled Hu Siping.

"Shh. Don't make a sound." Hu Siping didn't look back.

What the hell are these three guys doing?

Zhang Xingyu's gaze passed through the gap between the three and finally froze in place.

In his field of vision, a girl in purple was walking upstairs gracefully, surrounded by several young men and women.

Look at this girl in purple, sixteen years old, face like mutton-fat jade, skin better than the snow on the roof, eyebrows like double flying geese, eyes like West Lake water; add one point and it's too long, subtract one point and it's too short; apply vermilion and it's too red, apply powder and it's too white.

One sentence of "sinking fish and falling geese," one sentence of "toppling the country and toppling the city," could not describe her beauty and nobility.

Could there be such a beauty in this world? Although Zhang Xingyu had appreciated countless beauties in his previous life, whether it was the cute type or the mature and charming type, whether it was the naturally beautiful type or the surgically enhanced type, compared to this girl, it could only be described as one in heaven and one on earth. Of course, the one in heaven must be this girl in front of him.

Seeing this girl in purple go upstairs, the little fatty didn't know what kind of madness he had, and stumbled toward her.

"Fairy Sister, please stay!"

The little fatty stumbled forward while shouting at her with slurred speech.

"Sun!"

Zhang Xingyu cursed inwardly and hurriedly chased after him.

"Bang!"

Before Zhang Xingyu could catch up, Zhu Dafu had already fallen to the ground.

Just now, one of the young men in the group threw a rope at Zhu Dafu.

The rope instantly wrapped around Zhu Dafu's feet, causing

By the time Zhang Xingyu stepped forward to help him up, Zhu Dafu was already bruised and swollen, but his mouth was still calling out "Fairy Sister."

Zhang Xingyu was both angry and amused.

The girl in purple surrounded by the crowd raised her willow eyebrows, narrowed her beautiful eyes, wrinkled her nose slightly, and pursed her vermilion lips tightly.

Although she didn't like being blocked, she liked hurting people casually even less.

Beside her, the man in white's pupils shrank slightly inadvertently, and a fierce cold light shot out from his eyes.

"Looking for death!"

Only to see his sleeves move slightly, and a jade-green short sword about a foot long appeared in his palm.

Flying sword?

Does this dead-faced man want to kill someone?

Zhang Xingyu didn't have time to think and shouted at the man in white: "He just called out Fairy Sister, do you really want to kill someone?"

"Hmph! Ants dare to block the way! Die!" ===== CHAPTER 33 =====

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