Chapter 346
Leopard head and round eyes, voice like thunder, snake-headed spear, black steed.
"May I ask, are you the divine general Zhang Fei, Zhang Yide?" Zhang Xingyu asked with cupped hands. Before crossing over, he was a Three Kingdoms fan, having played different versions of Three Kingdoms games, and his memory of the image of the Shu Han general Zhang Fei, Zhang Yide, was still fresh.
"Pah! I am the Shu general Guan Yu, Guan Yunchang. Brat on the opposite side, report your name quickly, my spear does not kill nameless soldiers." The big man on the opposite side of the Yin River raised his long spear and roared loudly.
Guan Yu looks like this?
Shouldn't the Martial God be phoenix eyes, silkworm eyebrows, face like a jujube, with two long black beards floating in front of his chest? Shouldn't the Martial God be holding a 108-catty divine artifact Green Dragon Crescent Blade, riding a Red Hare treasure horse that is ten feet long and travels a thousand miles a day?
Zhang Xingyu looked blankly at Guan Yu on the opposite side of the big river. At this moment, he couldn't figure out whether the Martial God image in his previous life's memory was real, or if the Guan Yu image on the opposite side of the big river was real.
"Tch! Human brat, actually daring to look down on me. Wait for me to cross the Yin River to take your dog head!" Guan Yu on the opposite side saw Zhang Xingyu didn't answer, roared, turned his horse's head, and ran toward the upper reaches of the Yin River.
Not until Guan Yu left did Zhang Xingyu slowly come back to his senses.
He thought for a moment and continued to explore downstream along the Yin River.
The further downstream he went, the more yin soldiers he encountered.
After walking about ten miles, the river surface gradually became wider, and the speed of the river water slowed down a lot.
On the banks of the Yin River, reeds grew in clusters.
The roots and leaves of the reeds were gray-black, and the surface seemed to be covered with dust.
In the reed cluster, a wooden boat was quietly docked on the shore.
Sitting at the bow of the boat was an eight-foot-tall man with a face like jade, lips like paint, earlobes touching his shoulders, and hands reaching past his knees.
The man sat at the bow, staring at the river surface, holding a pair of glittering refined steel long swords in his hands.
On the river surface, waves sparkled.
Ghosts floated on the river surface, dazed and foolish, like rootless duckweed.
A fish the size of a palm darted out of the water, drawing a beautiful arc on the river surface.
This fish had a black tail on one side and a white tail on the other, looking very peculiar.
Yin-Yang Fish.
A top-grade spirit fish that can travel freely between the underworld and the yang world in legend.
In the underworld, it is a yin fish, living by swallowing yin energy. In the yang world, it is a yang fish, living by swallowing yang energy.
The meat of the Yin-Yang Fish is delicious, and the fish bones and scales are rich in spiritual power, making it one of the favorite delicacies of cultivators.
The Yin-Yang Fish was in mid-air, spitting out a snow-white thin line from its mouth, instantly dragging a ghost into its mouth.
But that Yin-Yang Fish had just swallowed a ghost into its mouth when its body flew toward the shore uncontrollably.
It turned out that the moment the Yin-Yang Fish darted out of the water, the big man on the small boat had made a move.
The twin swords in his hands spun rapidly, and two transparent fish lines shot out from the sword tips.
The thin lines instantly entangled the fish.
The big man held the twin swords and carefully dragged the Yin-Yang Fish toward the boat.
A quarter of an hour later, the Yin-Yang Fish was finally dragged to the side of the boat.
Seeing the spirit fish about to be obtained, a happy smile appeared on the big man's face. He had waited here bitterly for ten years, and finally waited for this top-grade spirit fish.
Just then.
"Tch! Human brat, why not dismount and die quickly!" A thunderous roar came from behind.
The big man's hands shook, and the spirit fish that was about to be obtained broke free from the fish line.
He reached out to grab it, but only grabbed a scale on the fish's tail.
The big man stared blankly at the fish scale in his hand, unable to speak for a long time.
Anger grew in his heart, and rage burned in his body.
A quarter of an hour later.
He slowly turned around, walked onto the river bank step by step, and then kicked Guan Yu off the horse's back.
"Let you shout! Let you shout! Let you shout!"
"Military advisor, spare my life! I didn't mean it!"
"Let you not mean it! Let you not mean it! Let you not mean it!"
Not until he had kicked Guan Yu into an unrecognizable state did he withdraw his foot with resentment.
Zhang Xingyu subconsciously retreated a few steps.
Safety first. Safety first.
This big-eared thief looks kind, but is actually fierce and cruel.
The big man finished beating Guan Yu, then turned to look at Zhang Xingyu.
"Brat, do you want to be beaten or do you want to die?" The big man asked, squinting his big eyes.
Zhang Xingyu retreated a few more steps.
"This big brother, we have no grudges in the past, no enmity in the recent days, why do you have to force me so hard?"
"Hmph, no grudges in the past is fine. However, we have enmity in the recent days. Just now, if you hadn't appeared here, how could that silly big guy Guan Yu have roared loudly? If Guan Yu hadn't roared loudly, how could the Yin-Yang Fish I was about to catch have run away?"
"Just now was an accident. I was just passing by. I really didn't know you were fishing, and I didn't know that the man you beat into a pig's head would shout loudly. This big brother, I am very sorry that your fish ran away. However, this really has nothing to do with me."
"Quibbling is useless. Either be beaten until even your mother won't recognize you, or stretch your neck over for me to stab you with a sword."
"Big-eared brother, I was wrong. I don't want to die, and I don't want to be beaten. Besides those two things just now, can you change the punishment? Look at my thin arms and legs, I'll be dead before I can take two of your punches."
"Fine. Return my Yin-Yang Fish, and I'll let you go. Otherwise, either be beaten or die."
"Isn't it just a fish? I'll find a way to catch it and return it to you. You say you're such a hero, yet you still want to haggle over a fish with a junior like me, you're really stingy."
"What big talk. Isn't it just a fish? Brat, do you know what kind of fish that is? That is the most delicious fish in this world, and also the most cunning fish in this world. To catch it, I have waited here bitterly for ten years, every time I was about to catch it, it would ultimately escape."
"You can't catch it, that's because your method doesn't work. If you don't believe me, just open your eyes wide and watch how I catch it for you."
Zhang Xingyu said and walked to the shore confidently.
He wasn't fooling the big man on the boat with those words just now.
He knew the habits of the Yin-Yang Fish by heart.
Yin-Yang Fish, a creature of two worlds. In the underworld, it turns into a yin fish, liking to eat yin things. However, it also has a huge defect, which is that every once in a while, it must find some yang substances to resolve the yin poison deposited in its body.
Boy's urine, the most yang water in the world. Yin-Yang Fish likes to eat it, and after absorbing it, it immediately falls into a coma. Simply put, boy's urine is the drug of the Yin-Yang Fish, making it intoxicated when absorbed, and making it comatose after absorption.
Zhang Xingyu walked onto the boat and reached out to untie his belt.
A yellow water column shot into the sky.
The water column fell into the Yin River, as if water droplets had fallen into a boiling oil pan.
In an instant, the surface of the Yin River crackled.
Before long, a white fish flipped out of the water.
It floated and sank in the river water, as if a drunkard had gotten drunk.
Zhang Xingyu pulled up his pants, fastened his belt, and reached out to the big man on the boat: "Big-eared brother, this Yin-Yang Fish, I return it to you!"
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