Chapter 366
Flowers wither, flowers fly, flowers fill the sky; who pities the fading red and broken fragrance?
In the peach blossom forest where petals danced in the air, the Kunpeng clan elder sat blankly under a peach tree, quietly awaiting the verdict of fate.
Beside him, a big white dog was lazily napping on the ground. A thick layer of peach blossoms was spread beneath the big white dog. With its breathing, those peach blossoms danced like butterflies fluttering their wings.
Unfortunately, the Kunpeng clan elder had no heart to watch the big white dog's performance.
The two Immortals had already left with that detestable human brat, and it looked like they were going to carefully discuss how to deal with him.
The Kunpeng clan elder felt incomparable regret. In order to avenge an arrogant and despotic junior, he had lowered his old face to hunt down a human junior. Who knew that this human junior had two Immortals as his backers? This time, he had truly kicked an iron plate. You detestable human brat, why didn't you say you had such big backers earlier? If I had known you had big backers, I wouldn't have hunted you down at all.
Meanwhile, deep in the peach forest, by the lakeside pavilion.
The beautiful big shot Liu Xueying sat tilted on a stone stool with her head lowered. She lowered her head slightly, her right hand gently stroking her hair, her pretty face flushed with a rosy glow.
In front of her, Luo Li held a golden ring, looking at his Junior Sister with deep affection.
The critical moment was finally about to arrive.
"Junior Sister, we are finally going to become Dao companions. Do you know? For this moment, I have waited bitterly for thirty thousand years."
Luo Li's face flushed red, his voice trembling slightly.
"Jun, Junior Sister, please, please be my Dao..."
Liu Xueying was just about to nod in agreement when she suddenly heard a shout from behind.
"Wait!"
Luo Li's hand shook, and Liu Xueying was stunned.
A moment later, the two turned their heads in unison, glaring with fury at Zhang Xingyu, who had ruined their good deed.
The next moment, Liu Xueying stood up with a swoosh, her hand flipped, and a brick the size of a palm appeared in it.
The sheep instantly turned into a tyrannosaurus.
"Zhang Xingyu, you are courting death! I have chased after Senior Brother for tens of thousands of years, and it was not easy for Senior Brother to finally be willing to marry me, yet you brat have come to ruin my good deed time and time again! Are you doing this on purpose to make me live a lonely life?"
Hearing this, Immortal Luo Li instantly turned to stone.
Zhang Xingyu hurriedly protected his face with his hands.
"Sister Xueying, Beautiful Sister, I really didn't do it on purpose!"
Seeing the brick in Liu Xueying's hand about to slam into his face, Zhang Xingyu shouted out the trump card he had prepared long ago, word by word.
"Do, you, want, a, wedding, that, you, will, remember, for, the, rest, of, your, life!"
"What?"
Liu Xueying's hand stopped in mid-air. The distance between the brick and Zhang Xingyu's nose tip was only 0.01 centimeters.
"A wedding that you will remember for the rest of your life?"
"Yes, you heard me right. A wedding that you will remember for the rest of your life. A woman only marries once in her life; if there isn't a wedding that you will remember for the rest of your life, wouldn't that leave a lifelong regret? Just imagine, if you are chatting with a group of fairies and other fairies ask you, 'Fairy Xueying, how was your wedding held?' You can't just say, 'Senior Brother shoved a ring into my hand, and I married him.'"
Liu Xueying's anger vanished. She looked up at Senior Brother Luo Li: "Senior Brother, I want to have a wedding that I will remember for the rest of my life."
Luo Li was stunned: "Junior Sister, we Immortals..."
"I don't care, I just want to have a wedding that I will remember for the rest of my life." Liu Xueying's eyes were filled with longing.
Luo Li scratched his head: "Junior Sister, this..."
"Senior Brother, I just want to have a wedding that I will remember for the rest of my life." Liu Xueying pouted her cherry-like lips.
Luo Li was going crazy: "A wedding to remember for a lifetime. How can one hold a wedding to remember for a lifetime?"
A moment later, he finally remembered something.
Luo Li took a step and arrived in front of Zhang Xingyu.
Luo Li gripped Zhang Xingyu's hands tightly: "Zhang Xingyu, hurry and tell me, how can one hold a wedding to remember for a lifetime?"
Zhang Xingyu's hands were in so much pain he felt they were about to break: "Brother Luo Li, you are hurting me."
Luo Li sheepishly let go of his hands: "Zhang Xingyu, hurry and tell me, how can one hold a wedding to remember for a lifetime?"
Zhang Xingyu lifted his sleeve; his wrists were indeed bruised from Luo Li's grip.
He rubbed his wrists and raised his hands to shake them in front of Luo Li.
"Brother Luo Li, you really hurt me!"
"Oh, Brother Zhang, don't dawdle. Won't an apology from me do? As long as you help me hold the wedding well, I will definitely reward you handsomely."
"Brother Luo Li, my hands hurt."
"Fine. Big Brother will heal you right now."
A seven-colored light emitted from Luo Li's fingertips, slowly enveloping Zhang Xingyu's wrists.
The bruises on Zhang Xingyu's wrists faded at a speed visible to the naked eye. A moment later, they returned to normal. Zhang Xingyu shook his wrists.
Hey! It didn't hurt at all anymore.
"Brother Luo Li, the seven-colored light you emitted is really effective. My hands don't hurt at all now."
"Oh, brother, my good brother. Don't dawdle anymore. Hurry and tell me how to hold a wedding to remember for a lifetime. Look, Junior Sister is almost getting impatient."
Zhang Xingyu turned his head to look and indeed saw Liu Xueying with her eyes wide open and her willow-leaf eyebrows raised.
"Uh, Brother Luo Li, Sister Xueying, don't be impatient, listen to me slowly."
Before Zhang Xingyu could finish, Liu Xueying had already exploded: "Slowly my foot. You stinky brat, hurry up and speak. If you delay my wedding, I won't let you off!"
"Haste makes waste, you know. Oh, Sister Xueying, stop, if you beat me up, you won't be able to hold the wedding that you'll remember for a lifetime!"
Under Liu Xueying's man-eating gaze and Immortal Luo Li's eager anticipation, Zhang Xingyu began to speak: "To hold a wedding that you will remember for a lifetime, you must first have a wedding plan. First, you need to determine whether to hold a Chinese-style wedding or a Western-style wedding, and secondly, you need to formulate a wedding process based on the wedding budget. If the budget is sufficient, you can choose a special venue and decorate the scene grandly. If the budget is limited, you can simplify the process and add some special segments. If you want to be even more special, you can hold it in the sky or underwater..."
"Sister Xueying and Brother Luo Li's wedding should naturally be held grandly. As for the venue, I think this ten-mile peach blossom forest is the best place to hold a wedding. As for the program, I suggest a combination of Chinese and Western styles. First, a wave of 'Heavenly Maidens Scattering Flowers', then a 'Groom Snatching the Bride', then a 'Vow of Love', and finally, send them into the bridal chamber."
Three days later, early morning.
Peach Blossom Valley was decorated with lanterns and colorful streamers, with the sound of gongs and drums shaking the sky.
Amidst the sound of gongs and drums, Luo Li, wearing a red robe and a red flower on his chest, rode a tall, snow-white horse and set off on the journey to welcome the bride.
Ten miles away, inside the bamboo building.
The Wu navy general Gan Ning, who led the army, roared loudly.
After finishing the makeup, Hali covered her head with a square red silk cloth embroidered with a pair of mandarin ducks playing in the water.
Liu Xueying was very excited and somewhat impatient.
According to the arrangement of the wedding general planner Zhang Xingyu, this memorable wedding was divided into four parts: betrothal, welcoming the bride, bowing to heaven and earth, and teasing the bridal chamber. Each part contained several contents, and each content was divided into several procedures. Of course, the major contents and procedures of the wedding were all planned by Zhang Xingyu. But Liu Xueying insisted on perfection and added many special regulations to each procedure.
For example, in the betrothal part, the man had to prepare eighty-one treasures and have a highly respected senior go to propose. The woman had to refuse three times in a row to show the woman's preciousness; after being refused, the man had to continue to propose three times to show that his love was stronger than gold and he would not marry anyone else.
For another example, in the part of welcoming the bride, the groom had to fly from ten thousand miles away to outside the Peach Blossom Valley, then ride a white horse from the entrance of the Peach Blossom Valley to the woman's building. In front of the woman's building, the man had to correctly answer various questions raised by the woman's family before he could step into the woman's courtyard. After entering the woman's courtyard, the groom had to read his love declaration to the woman, expressing his intention to be single-minded and loyal to the end, so that he could invite the bride to come out.
As for the bowing part, besides the traditional worship of heaven and earth, they also had to make a love vow in public. The love vow was the climax of this wedding. To help these two bumpkins from the Immortal Realm, Luo Li and Liu Xueying, successfully complete this procedure, Zhang Xingyu prepared the vows for them.
Luo Li's vow: "Junior Sister Xueying, I am willing to become husband and wife with you. Whether in sickness or in health, whether in poverty or in wealth, I will love you, take care of you, and be loyal to you forever, never leaving you until the end of my life."
Liu Xueying's vow: "Senior Brother Luo Li, I am willing to become husband and wife with you. Whether in poverty or in wealth, I will love you, take care of you, and be loyal to you forever, never leaving you until the end of my life."
Liu Xueying sat on the stool, her butt feeling as if it had been pricked by a needle.
Oh, why hasn't Senior Brother come yet?
Half an hour later, the sky-shaking gongs and drums sounded outside the door, and amidst the sound of gongs and drums, there was also the familiar voice of Senior Brother Luo Li.
Liu Xueying was overjoyed.
However, after the noise outside the door lasted for a long time, she still hadn't seen the figure of Senior Brother Luo Li.
Liu Xueying listened attentively and only heard the conversation between that brat Zhang Xingyu and Senior Brother Luo Li outside.
Zhang Xingyu: "Senior Brother Luo Li, if you answer this last question correctly, you can take away my Beautiful Sister. Come on, I believe in you!"
Luo Li: "You didn't give me the answer to this question. It's really hard."
Liu Xueying couldn't listen anymore. She opened her mouth and shouted loudly to the outside: "Zhang Xingyu, hurry and tell Senior Brother the answer. If you delay the time for the bowing ceremony, I will make you look good!"
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