Chapter 1: A dark, windy night—the perfect time to bury someone

"The yellow poplar carrying-pole, oh, it's so supple..."

"Oh, sister and brother, ha-li-ye..."

In the silent forest, a melodious and winding mountain folk song drifted through the air.

All around, nameless insects sang at the top of their lungs in the dense woods.

The combination of the two made one’s back inexplicably cold, one’s scalp tingle, and felt deeply unsettling.

It was roughly eleven o'clock at night.

A dark, windy night.

A bright, round moon hung in the gray sky.

Pale moonlight spilled through the thick leaves onto a clearing in the forest.

And in that clearing,

There stood a petite woman, using a shovel to dig into the earth, stroke after stroke!

The woman was petite, wearing a tan jacket, her long, straight black hair draped casually over her shoulders. Her face was unclear, but from her back, one could tell she was a pure and cute girl.

The crisp, moving singing from just a moment ago had indeed come from her.

"Brother Chu Tian! The pit is dug! Throw him down!!!"

Before long, a medium-sized pit had been dug by the woman.

Putting down the shovel, the woman looked up toward the shadows to the side, revealing a terrifying, chilling smile.

Because of the night's cover, one could only see the silhouette of a person there.

Hearing the woman's words,

Chu Tian, carrying a burly man who was trussed up like a dumpling and unconscious, slowly walked out from the shadows.

Then, like tossing a chick, he casually threw the burly man into the pit.

"Leave his head out. This guy can't be killed yet!"

"Got it, Brother Chu Tian!"

Receiving the order, the woman was immediately full of energy, digging away to bury the man.

As for Chu Tian,

He pulled a Marlboro from his pocket, lit it, took a deep drag, and looked melancholy.

His name was Chu Tian.

In fact!

He was not from this world.

He had transmigrated from Earth into this world, a hodgepodge of Hong Kong films.

In this world, there was the Hung Hing, the Tung Sing, and the Wo Shing Shing.

There were Chiang Tin-sang, Camel, as well as Lin Lin Huaile, Big D, and others.

It wasn't just characters from Hong Kong films;

Even,

Characters from anime had appeared.

Thinking of this,

Chu Tian looked up at the young girl who was working hard to bury the man.

That's right,

She was a character from his past life's anime, the girl who buries people, the incredibly witty Feng Feng Baobao.

Before Chu Tian transmigrated into this body,

She had become the original owner's younger sister, having lost all her memories.

But since he was here, he would make the best of it. Transmigration had already happened; having a Feng Feng Baobao appear didn't seem like such a big deal.

Chu Tian didn't dwell on it too much.

And now,

Chu Tian was burying someone with Feng Feng Baobao.

Chu Tian's identity after transmigrating was the top enforcer under Big Mi, the leader of the Tung Sing in the Dapu district.

And yesterday,

Big Mi had given Chu Tian a task—collecting a debt.

Da Sheng Fa of the Wo Shing Shing owed Big Mi two million, and he kept dragging his feet, refusing to pay.

Big Mi found Chu Tian and told him to take some men and collect the debt.

And then...

Chu Tian took Feng Feng Baobao, knocked Da Sheng Fa unconscious, and brought him to this desolate forest, intending to have a good talk with him.

"Brother Chu Tian, he's buried! What do I do next?"

Feng Feng Baobao, the human tool, was skilled in both her actions and her trade.

In just two minutes,

She had buried Da Sheng Fa, leaving only his head exposed.

He looked just like a radish.

But because Feng Feng Baobao had been too heavy-handed,

Even after such a rough ordeal,

Da Sheng Fa remained unconscious.

"Feng Baobao! You turn around and look away."

Chu Tian walked up to Da Sheng Fa, unbuckling his belt while turning his head to explain to Feng Feng Baobao.

"Huh? What's wrong, Brother Chu Tian?"

The innocent Feng Feng Baobao looked confused.

"I'm going to wake him up first. It might be a bit violent and bloody later! Don't look, be a good girl, okay?"

Chu Tian coaxed her. Although Feng Baobao was indeed very pretty,

Her innocent personality made Chu Tian not want to taint her.

"Oh, oh! Alright!"

Feng Baobao turned around helplessly and covered her eyes.

Although she didn't understand, she followed Chu Tian's words absolutely.

However...

The incredibly witty Feng Feng Baobao didn't stay completely obedient.

She still secretly turned around to see what Chu Tian was planning to do.

And Chu Tian had already unbuckled his belt and opened the floodgates.

The intense sound of running water and the pungent, stinging smell of urine constantly assaulted Da Sheng Fa’s nerves.

"Ah! Ah! Ah! Which bastard son of a turtle is doing what???"

Da Sheng Fa had not yet grasped the situation; feeling dazed and annoyed, he immediately began to curse foully.

As the speaker for the Wo Luen Shing in the Dapu District,

he was the king of Dapu District.

He had the qualifications and feared no one.

However, Chu Tian did not respond to him, but continued to urinate.

"Damn it, which bastard son of a turtle is peeing on me???

Gulp..."

At this moment,

Da Sheng Fa also reacted, stretching his loud voice to curse wildly.

But because of the cursing, his mouth and nose opened, and he immediately swallowed quite a bit of urine.

"Damn it! Don't let me catch you, or I'll break your legs,

and throw you out to feed the dogs!!!"

This time, Da Sheng Fa learned to be smart and stopped talking, only thinking angrily in his heart,

while trying to struggle.

But,

suddenly he discovered that his whole body seemed unable to move,

as if he had been firmly fixed in place.

Looking down,

good heavens,

he had actually been buried alive by someone,

with only his head left outside!!!

"Damn it, which bastard son of a turtle dares to bury your grandfather Da Sheng Fa? Are you tired of living???"

Chu Tian finished urinating and was fastening his belt, while Da Sheng Fa, having gained a chance to breathe, cursed wildly again.

Da Sheng Fa lived up to his name; his voice was loud and resonant, breaking the silence of the dark night.

"Are you too damn stupid to recognize the current situation? Still yapping here? Do you believe I'll just finish you off right now???"

After Chu Tian fastened his belt, his size 45 leather shoe stepped directly onto Da Sheng Fa’s face, and he said viciously.

"Chu Tian, it’s actually you, you bastard? Are you tired of living? Do you believe I’ll take people to burn down your little bar? Fuck!!!"

Da Sheng Fa looked up and discovered it was actually Chu Tian, and he became even more furious, roaring and cursing wildly.

Because Chu Tian was from the Eastern Star, and he had been at odds with the Eastern Star people recently,

mainly to avoid paying his debts.

And Da Mi had also keenly discovered Da Sheng Fa’s little schemes,

which was why he immediately sent Chu Tian out to collect the debt.

"Damn it! You really don't know what's good for you. Feng Baobao, do it, bury his head too!!! Fuck!"

It was the first time Chu Tian had seen someone so stubborn,

with his whole body buried in the dirt,

yet still daring to be so arrogant.

He really didn't know what was good for him.

"Alright!!!"

Feng Feng Baobao received the order and immediately, like a little demon, slumped her shoulders, carried the shovel, put her hands in her pockets, and walked up with a swaggering, devil-may-care gait.

Then, without a word, she began to dig the dirt with a grunt.