Chapter 302

305.296 (This chapter is free) "Fight Back to School" is released! (5k words)

"296" (This chapter is free) "Fight Back to School" is released! (5k words)

PS: This chapter is 5,000 words in total. Because there is a lot of movie plot, I'll just make it free.

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Stanley Prison,

Soon, Chu Tao was beaten to the point of being on his last breath by the Angel of Justice, Ding Xie, with only air going in and none coming out.

At this moment,

"Stop!"

The righteous Officer Killer Xiong walked out.

"What's going on? What's going on?"

"Good for you, Ding Xie, hitting people again! Although I know you are doing justice, hitting people in prison is wrong!"

"Go back and be put in solitary confinement for 1 day!"

Ding Xie withdrew his fist, looked at Chu Tao, who had almost been beaten to death by him, nodded, and said earnestly: "Indeed, although he was wrong, my strike was indeed a bit heavy. I will go to solitary confinement."

Clearly, he was completely convinced by Killer Xiong's verdict.

The three Ding crabs looked at the sky speechlessly, tears sliding down.

Dad, do you know that this Killer Xiong is using a borrowed knife to kill?

This is the how-many-eth time already, you are always being used by him!

But fortunately, Dad was only put in solitary confinement for one day, which counts as a light punishment.

As for adding to the sentence?

Please, Ding Xie is already serving a life sentence.

Soon,

The dying Chu Tao was sent to the prison doctor.

John Chow, Danny Chu, Funeral Wing, and others didn't dare to breathe loudly. Damn, is this prison too ruthless? The boss got KO'd as soon as he came in; who knows if he'll just die directly.

……

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In a blink, another day passed.

Today is July 10th.

After experiencing a few days of powerful promotional offensives,

"Fight Back to School" was finally released.

With "New World" as a foundation, many citizens had confidence in the quality of "Fight Back to School."

And the advertisements and trailers for "Fight Back to School" were done well, especially since Zhou Zhou Xingxing was actually played by the real number one killer of the Flying Tigers; this was too interesting.

Consequently, many citizens who were free today headed to the cinema to watch "Fight Back to School"!

Among them, places like Wong Tai Sin, Kowloon City, Wan Chai, and the Central and Western District had the most people watching the movie; half of them were watching "Fight Back to School," and half were there to support Gao Jin.

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At ten o'clock in the morning, the premiere of "Fight Back to School" was about to begin.

Tsim Sha Tsui, the largest commercial complex in Hong Kong—Harbour City.

Golden Harvest Gateway Cinema.

Chan Ka-kui made a date with May and came here to watch the movie.

Bought tickets and walked into the screening hall.

"Not right, borrow mie..."

Chan Ka-kui passed through the aisle filled with people and found his seat, just sitting down.

Glanced over,

The entire cinema, with over 200 seats, was basically full.

"May, come, have some popcorn."

"Hmph!"

May was angry.

Why?

Because Chan Ka-kui had agreed with May to go to Malaysia for a vacation and had already boarded the plane, but then Lei Meng called Chan Ka-kui back with one sentence, and Chan Ka-kui even took May's passport away. When Chan Ka-kui rushed back, the plane had already taken off, and May was detained and deported by Malaysia. May was so angry that she ran to the police station to curse at Chan Ka-kui, and there was also the embarrassing incident where Uncle Biao was sitting on the toilet and May stepped on it while cursing at Chan Ka-kui in the next stall. ("Police Story 1")

Chan Ka-kui naturally had to coax May well; it just so happened that "Fight Back to School" was released, so he coaxed her to come watch the movie.

Soon, the "Fight Back to School" movie started.

The camera came to a barren mountain + old building (Flying Tigers training ground),

Zhou Zhou Xingxing made a series of gestures for his subordinates to see, and the subordinates were all confused: Do you understand?

Zhou Zhou Xingxing: "What are you doing? What are you here for?"

Subordinate: "Don't know!"

Zhou Zhou Xingxing: "Don't know?! I just said it very clearly. Everyone scatter! Scatter!"

The subordinates scattered and left.

Zhou Zhou Xingxing performed a series of dazzling actions, cleverly saving the hostages.

The test ended.

The examiner walked in,

Zhou Zhou Xingxing saluted: "Report, the mission has been completed."

The examiner scolded: "We want a commander, we want teamwork, not arbitrary action, not Rambo."

Zhou Zhou Xingxing argued a bit, but in the end, the examiner ignored him.

The examiner stamped Zhou Zhou Xingxing's report card.

Zhou Zhou Xingxing covered the paper with his hand.

The examiner continued to stamp.

Zhou Zhou Xingxing covered the paper with his other hand as well.

The examiner was furious: "What are you doing?"

Stamped, directly on Zhou Zhou Xingxing's face.

The examiner sneered: "I'm telling you, the stamp uses the kind of pigment used for stamping pork; it won't wash off."

Zhou Zhou Xingxing: "Ah?!"

Crying~~~

"Hahaha~~~~"

The entire cinema erupted in loud laughter, the sound shaking the heavens.

May, who was originally angry, couldn't help but laugh when she saw this, grabbing Chan Ka-kui's hand: "Ka-kui, this Zhou Zhou Xingxing is so interesting, using his face to block it, and it won't wash off."

Chan Ka-kui saw May laughing and finally breathed a sigh of relief: "May, you laughed, that's great."

May: "???"

Her face immediately turned cold.

"Hmph!"

Chan Ka-kui: "…………"

Slapped himself in the face; let your mouth be cheap!

Can only hope Zhou Zhou Xingxing can be more effective and the following plot is even funnier.

Just from this opening segment, Zhou Zhou Xingxing's character was vividly presented to everyone—able to fight and kill, but his brain doesn't seem to be very useful, and he's a bit nonsensical.

……

The camera cut.

Under the British Hong Kong Union Jack...

Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir Huang Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir Huang Sir Sir Sir Sir Huang Sir Sir Sir Huang Sir Sir Huang Sir Huang Bingyao: "So young and handsome, turn around and let me see. Don't be shy, come on! Come on!"

Zhou Zhou Xingxing turned around, Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir Huang Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir Huang Sir Sir Sir Sir Huang Sir Sir Sir Huang Sir Sir Huang Sir Huang Bingyao whistled, and Zhou Zhou Xingxing was so scared he retreated repeatedly.

Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir Huang Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir Huang Sir Sir Sir Sir Huang Sir Sir Sir Huang Sir Sir Huang Sir Huang Bingyao lewdly: "Couldn't help it, really sorry. Want to get a promotion?"

Zhou Zhou Xingxing: "Want to! But I won't sell my chastity, sir!"

Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir Huang Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir Huang Sir Sir Sir Sir Huang Sir Sir Sir Huang Sir Sir Huang Sir Huang Bingyao: "Who wants your... your youth."

Zhou Zhou Xingxing: "Youth... is equally important, sir!"

"Hahaha~~~~~"

The entire cinema once again erupted in laughter.

Everyone was amused by this segment.

May couldn't help but laugh again, then saw Chan Ka-kui looking at her with a silly face, and 'hmph'd, turning her head away.

However, that anger had basically dissipated, because she knew Chan Ka-kui was just such a careless person, not that he didn't really love her.

Next, the movie continued...

Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir Huang Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir Huang Sir Sir Sir Sir Huang Sir Sir Sir Huang Sir Sir Huang Sir Huang Bingyao: "Alright! You listen to me finish. The thing is like this..."

Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir Huang Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir Huang Sir Sir Sir Sir Huang Sir Sir Sir Huang Sir Sir Huang Sir Huang Bingyao: "That gun has been with me for over thirty years, never fired a shot, just sometimes used to scratch an itch, sigh! Speaking of which, my back is a bit itchy, come, scratch it for me. (Turned around)"

Zhou Zhou Xingxing: "Is it the spine?"

Scratched Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir Huang Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir Huang Sir Sir Sir Sir Huang Sir Sir Sir Huang Sir Sir Huang Sir Huang Bingyao's itch.

Then mentioned the police gun being at the school.

Zhou Zhou Xingxing: "Rest assured, sir! I will turn the whole school upside down until I help you find that lost gun."

Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir Huang Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir Huang Sir Sir Sir Sir Huang Sir Sir Sir Huang Sir Sir Huang Sir Huang Bingyao: "Sigh! If it could be turned up, would I need to look for you? Now I want you to infiltrate that school."

Zhou Zhou Xingxing: "Sir, I don't have much confidence in teaching."

Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir Huang Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir Huang Sir Sir Sir Sir Huang Sir Sir Sir Huang Sir Sir Huang Sir Huang Bingyao: "Teaching? Looking at your eyes filled with clear stupidity, you don't have the qualifications for that either; be a student..."

Zhou Zhou Xingxing leaned back tactically: "Wow, Commissioner, how can such cold words come out of your 37-degree mouth?"

"Hahaha~~~~~"

Inside the cinema, the whole audience laughed again.

May laughed and frantically patted Chan Ka-kui's arm: "Ka-kui, they are so funny~~~"

Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir Huang Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir Huang Sir Sir Sir Sir Huang Sir Sir Sir Huang Sir Sir Huang Sir Huang Bingyao: "So, you go and pretend to be a student..."

Zhou Zhou Xingxing exclaimed: "Let me pretend to be a student? Sir, doing this is equivalent to taking me to a volcanic crater full of poisonous snakes and beasts, ignoring my crying, ignoring my wailing, fiercely, without any pity, using your foot to push me, pushing me into the fiery red magma. How can you bear to do this?"

Finally, Zhou Zhou Xingxing accepted the mission with a dejected expression.

Until this moment,

Ding ding ding~~~~~ The four characters "Fight Back to School" appeared on the cinema's big screen,

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Soon, the camera cut to the school.

Zhou Zhou Xingxing walked into the school with the introduction letter, feeling as if he were stepping into hell.

"Zhou Zhou Xingxing, right..."

The teacher led him into the school.

Inside the campus, the PE teacher was scolding students who were late, and all the students were squatting one by one.

"Look at you all, do you still dare to be late?!"

Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir Huang Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir Huang Xiaogui raised his head, but was immediately pressed back down by the teacher, "What are you looking at?"

Zhou Zhou Xingxing saw this scene and felt fear in his heart.

In the corridor, Zhou Zhou Xingxing inadvertently saw the long school rules.

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Discipline Master's office,

"Zhou Zhou Xingxing, I am the discipline master of this school, Lin Lin Zuodong... I cannot tolerate any black sheep. If you don't understand the rules, I will kick you out of the school, understand?"

Zhou Zhou Xingxing stood at attention and saluted: "Understood, sir!"

Lin Lin Zuodong: "Hmph, suit yourself. Take him away."

…In the classroom, Zhou Zhou Xingxing sat absent-mindedly, with no intention of listening to the lecture.

The biology teacher was lecturing: "Around 1987, there was an observation above the Antarctic..."

Zhou Zhou Xingxing's thoughts drifted further and further away, and he began to zone out.

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Chinese History class,

Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir Huang Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir Huang Xiaogui raised his hand to ask: "Teacher Zheng, what exactly is 'covertly peeping'?"

The Chinese History teacher explained: "'Covert' is what is now called an undercover, commonly known as a 'traitor.' Such people are to be subjected to castration."

Zhou Zhou Xingxing asked: "Castration?!"

The Chinese History teacher smiled: "It means cutting off the joejoe."

Zhou Zhou Xingxing was startled: "How much to cut?"

The Chinese History teacher: "That depends on how much you have."

!.

Zhou Zhou Xingxing gestured with a ruler... Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir Huang Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir Huang Xiaogui came over with scissors... click~~~ Zhou Zhou Xingxing was startled.

The entire movie audience: "Hahaha~~~~~~"

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Chemistry class,

The forgetful chemistry teacher: "Hey! Brought the wrong book again, really no memory. Opened the petroleum gas and forgot to turn it off, really no memory!"

Chemistry teacher: "What is your name?"

Zhou Zhou Xingxing: "Zhou Zhou Xingxing!"

Chemistry teacher: "And you?"

Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir Huang Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir Huang Xiaogui: "Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir Huang Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir Huang Xiaogui!"

Chemistry teacher: "This student, what is your name?"

Zhou Zhou Xingxing answered helplessly: "Zhou Zhou Xingxing!"

Not long after...

Boom~~~~~~

The classroom exploded.

The entire movie audience: "Hahaha~~~~~~"

Laughed like crazy!

May hugged Chan Ka-kui's arm, clutching her stomach and laughing: "Ka-kui, this person is really so interesting."

Chan Ka-kui breathed a sigh of relief; now, she shouldn't be angry anymore.

Zhou Zhou Xingxing?

He might be able to find Zhou Zhou Xingxing for a meal through the connection with Brother Gao.

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In the movie, the plot continued,

At noon, Zhou Zhou Xingxing, like a walking corpse, prepared to leave the school, as if he regarded this place as a hell.

Cao Cao Dahua pulled Zhou Zhou Xingxing.

Cao Cao Dahua: "Hey, come back, come back, come back. You come back first!"

Zhou Zhou Xingxing was pulled by Cao Cao Dahua and stepped on Cao Cao Dahua's body.

Cao Cao Dahua: "Please get down first."

Zhou Zhou Xingxing: "What are you doing? Who are you? What does it have to do with you?"

Cao Cao Dahua: "Please get down first."

Zhou Zhou Xingxing: "Why are you pulling me down?"

Cao Cao Dahua: "You are currently standing on my stomach."

"Hahaha~~~"

Inside the cinema, the entire audience burst into laughter again.

"Too funny!"

"This movie is too fun!"

It hasn't even been 20 minutes since the movie started, and it's already so dense with laughs; it's simply incredible.

Cao Cao Dahua pulled Zhou Zhou Xingxing: "Hey, don't go. We are our own people, there is a password."

Zhou Zhou Xingxing: "Password?!"

Cao Cao Dahua leaned in closer: "Chicken, turtle, bone, roll, soup."

Zhou Zhou Xingxing: "This is also called a password?!"

The movie audience saw Cao Cao Dahua and discussed it heatedly,

"Listening to the movie promotion, this Cao Cao Dahua is also played by a real policeman..."

"Yes, it's played by a real person."

"Amazing."

"The police content in this movie is really high!"

Next, Zhou Zhou Xingxing tried to escape from the school, but encountered various obstacles and misunderstandings. Finally, Zhou Zhou Xingxing met the beautiful teacher in charge of counseling—Wang Laoshi (played by Ah Zhen from "God of Gamblers").

Because under Gao Jin's banner, there was only one beautiful actress—Ah Zhen, who was Chen Chen Chen Chen Chen Chen Chen Daozai's ex-girlfriend.

Directly removed Ah Zhen.

Ah Zhen was undoubtedly very beautiful; when she appeared on the big screen, she wore a white shirt, a black coat, and black-rimmed glasses.

Very stunning.

"Isn't this the Go teacher from 'New World'?"

"So beautiful!"

In the movie,

Wang Laoshi asked with concern: "Are you okay?"

Zhou Zhou Xingxing: "I'm very uncomfortable, I want to go home. Please move, let me pass."

Wang Laoshi: "You are faking illness. I am Wang Laoshi, although I don't teach your class, I am responsible for the counseling work for your class. You go back to the classroom first, if you have any problems, come to me anytime. Be good."

Seeing this, the audience could tell that this should be the heroine.

The following plot was Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir Huang Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir Huang Xiaogui being blackmailed, then Cao Cao Dahua and Zhou Zhou Xingxing communicating with the password and recognizing each other. Then, under Cao Cao Dahua's pointing, they learned about the school bully Bi Jiashan Four Tigers + Big Brother, and then met the gangster Da Fei.

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The movie camera cut to an office.

The subordinate flattered: "Boss!"

Da Fei threw something at him: "You punk, only coming up with bad ideas. Now being chased for debt, being nailed. Smuggling drugs is smuggling drugs, why mess with arms smuggling?"

Subordinate: "You said it, Iraq is at war, there's money to be made in arms!"

Da Fei: "Then you persuade me. Now holding these AK47s, don't even know what to do. Handguns can at least be used for robbery... Do you know the loan sharks came to threaten me, hurry up and pay back the money!"

Audience: "Hahaha~~~~~~"

Having guns and still being afraid of loan sharks, it's simply hilarious.

Then Johnny arrived,

Johnny: "Yes, a few days ago I picked up something good, see if it's suitable?"

Took a gun out of the bag, wrapped in paper.

Da Fei took it out to look, was so scared he hurriedly threw it, greatly alarmed: "Police gun?"

The police gun appeared.

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The subsequent plot was Cao Cao Dahua burning incense and worshipping the memorial tablet at home.

Zhou Zhou Xingxing: "You said how many partners?"

Cao Cao Dahua: "Nine!"

Zhou Zhou Xingxing: "There are ten memorial tablets?"

Cao Cao Dahua: "Of course, you have to prepare an extra one or two, you have to prepare an extra one or two for things like this, see which unlucky person sticks to me. This way, whether it's practical or not, it's just in case. You don't mind, right?"

Zhou Zhou Xingxing was angry: "Mind what mind? What are you saying?"

Cao Cao Dahua: "Don't understand? It's fine if you don't understand, it's fine if you don't understand. Sigh, dying young is really..."

Zhou Zhou Xingxing got up in anger.

The cinema once again fell into an ocean of joy,

"Hahaha~~~~"

"Simply hilarious!"

"This movie is too funny!"

Next, it was the school routine and the process of finding the gun.

Then there was the history test, the funny cheating segment, and finally being caught on the spot by the teacher; the entire cinema fell into an ocean of joy.

Zhou Zhou Xingxing taught the Bi Jiashan Four Tigers a lesson and became the new boss of the school.

Wang Laoshi helped Zhou Zhou Xingxing with his homework, free of charge, and his grades gradually improved.

Then Zhou Zhou Xingxing went to Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir Huang Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir Huang Xiaogui's mansion to help him with his homework; after seeing that Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir Huang Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir Huang Xiaogui was not respectful to his grandmother at all, Zhou Zhou Xingxing taught the grandmother hand-in-hand how to use a stainless steel plate to repair Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir Huang Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir Huang Xiaogui with forehand, backhand, and both hands.

"Hahaha~~~~"

Inside the cinema, laughter was constant.

"This Zhou Zhou Xingxing is too funny."

"Is Zhou Sir really this funny in real life?"

"Too funny, haha~~~"

Next, the plot was:

Wang Laoshi led the students to plan activities for the open day, suggesting to perform the fairy tale "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs," Zhou Zhou Xingxing asked for everyone's opinions, and they all said they wanted to play a gunfight game.

Da Fei came to trouble Zhou Zhou Xingxing, Wang Laoshi's relationship with Zhou Zhou Xingxing progressed, and finally discovered that Zhou Zhou Xingxing was an undercover, very angry.

In the police station, Superintendent Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir Huang was so angry he wanted to use an iron sand palm to blow up Zhou Zhou Xingxing's head, giving him a month to complete the mission.

Not long after, Da Fei sent people to hack Zhou Zhou Xingxing and Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir Huang Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir Huang Xiaogui, and then the fighting Zhou Zhou Xingxing was handcuffed by Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir Huang Sir and hung up in the police station's men's restroom, and Wang Laoshi rushed in to save him.

Wang Laoshi was just about to say that Zhou Zhou Xingxing was an undercover when Zhou Zhou Xingxing preempted her by kissing her mouth. The police station superintendent appeared with Cao Cao Dahua, saving Zhou Zhou Xingxing again. In the office, the police station superintendent used a deadly scissor leg to clamp Zhou Zhou Xingxing's neck.

At Cao Cao Dahua's home, Zhou Zhou Xingxing was rubbing medicinal wine on his waist, and Cao Cao Dahua was smoking a piece of bamboo, which could actually puff out smoke. No matter how Zhou Zhou Xingxing tried, he couldn't get the bamboo to puff out smoke, so he poured medicinal wine into it. Cao Cao Dahua could still puff out smoke, just felt the taste had changed.

"Hahaha~~~~"

Cao Cao Dahua revealed the intelligence, the news of Da Fei and a large batch of arms. Zhou Zhou Xingxing and Cao Cao Dahua came to a parking lot, found the guns, and then Zhou Zhou Xingxing started the truck and sped away.

Cao Cao Dahua was left in place, shouting in confusion:

"Hey, I haven't gotten on the car yet~~~"

The entire audience burst into laughter again.

"Hahaha~~~"

"Simply laughed me to death!"

May had already forgotten to be angry, holding Chan Ka-kui's hand and watching the movie seriously.

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PS: There is really too much movie content, so I'll just make it a free chapter, everyone don't mind.

By the way, asking for monthly tickets, book friends, mwah~~~

(End of this chapter)