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Chapter 532: 518 Damn it, has this Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu covered the sky with one hand in Hong Kong?

~12 min read 2,359 words

"Blegh~~~"

Vomited all over the ground.

Soon, an Indian cleaner ran over, shouting and yelling at them.

Fortunately, they were using English, so there was no communication barrier.

"What? You want a cleaning fee?"

"You vomited on the ground, shouldn't you pay a cleaning fee?"

"…………"

Fuck!

Do you think I wanted to vomit?

Then the Poison Scorpion squad saw a 'pretty girl' run into the bushes, lift her pants, and just...

"Blegh~~~"

Continued to vomit~~~

Over in Africa, birds don't even lay eggs, but here in India, you just poop everywhere, right?

In the end, the mercenary squad paid the money and left in a hurry.

They really couldn't take it anymore.

Soon, they saw the car picking them up; three Indian drivers were leaning against three cars, holding signs with the pickup information written on them.

"Go go go~~"

"Hurry and leave this ghost place!"

They thought to themselves, as long as they get to the city, it shouldn't be like this, right?

Soon, they encountered another problem.

Mosquitoes.

It was currently the sweltering summer-autumn transition, and it had likely rained in the past few days, so there were a lot of mosquitoes. They kept flying around them, as if they had encountered a peerless delicacy.

And wasn't it a delicacy?

Unmarinated, original flavor.

Poison Scorpion squad: "???"

They kept swatting at the mosquitoes.

Damn it, life in Africa wasn't even this miserable!

The team members walked over quickly.

"Let's go, there won't be mosquitoes once we get in the car!"

The captain felt his mentality was about to collapse.

Walking over, negotiating and communicating with the Indian driver...

Finally,

The group successfully got into the cars.

Then... the mosquitoes also swarmed in.

The inside of the car suddenly became lively.

"Shit!"

"Fuck!"

"Oh God~~~"

The mercenary members couldn't help but curse; they saw the car was densely packed with mosquitoes, buzzing and flying around in the stuffy cabin, dozens or hundreds of them.

Buzz buzz buzz~~~~ more terrifying than a bomber.

The team members took out towels and jackets and waved them vigorously, but those mosquitoes had no intention of being driven away, still circling above everyone's heads.

The car was as stuffy as a steamer; if they wanted to turn on the AC, they had to close the windows, but once the windows were closed, the mosquitoes rampaged even more unscrupulously inside the car.

"Ah ah ah ah~~~~~"

A group of mercenaries who hadn't even frowned amidst gunfire and blood had their mentalities explode this time.

The car started slowly, driving on the road.

Inside the car, the team members kept swatting at mosquitoes the whole way, but they still ended up with red bumps all over their bodies.

What made them even angrier was—the mosquitoes didn't bite the driver.

What?

Are you mosquitoes patriotic too?

So pissed off!

Subsequently,

The scene outside opened the team members' eyes.

Tricycles, bicycles, and tuk-tuks were crashing about, the speed was shockingly fast, and the road conditions were extremely terrible. Buses and other vehicles were squeezed together, with honking and cursing echoing one after another.

"How is the traffic this chaotic! Is there no police directing it at all?"

"Too chaotic~~~"

"India is just like this, you have to get used to it," the driver said without looking back.

Suddenly, a cow walked slowly onto the road. Instantly, all vehicles on the chaotic road stopped obediently; no one dared to honk, and even less did anyone dare to offend this cow.

Black lines hung down from the team members' foreheads~~~~

The car continued forward, and not far away was an Indian river.

That's right!

The famous holy river!

"My God, look!" The captain pointed at the riverside, his face full of disbelief.

They saw people brushing their teeth by the river, while someone was pooping on the spot right next to them. The person who had just finished pooping casually scooped up a cup of water from the river to rinse their mouth. There were also people bathing, and below where they bathed, others were washing clothes. Cats, dogs, and cows were everywhere by the river, and there was even a corpse that had just been released into the water floating on the surface.

"My God! This is simply unimaginable!"

The team members opened their mouths wide, unable to believe the scene before them.

"This is the daily life in India, nothing to be surprised about," the Indian driver shrugged, as if this were the most normal thing.

"Even the river behind the Taj Mahal is like this."

The team members looked out the window, the shock in their hearts beyond words.

Damn it,

What kind of place of demons and monsters have I come to?

Africa?

It's not even fit to carry the shoes of the India before my eyes!

Then they also discovered that even after reaching the 'city', that smell was still lingering and wouldn't dissipate.

However, the mercenaries were already unfazed.

Or more accurately, they were————desperate and had given up!

Don't know how much time passed, the car finally arrived at the hotel.

"Don't go to the hotel first, let's eat something!"

"Agreed!"

After the 20-plus-hour flight, although they had eaten something midway, everyone was starving.

They entered the hotel restaurant.

Fortunately, the air was much fresher.

"Oh~~~ simply too great!"

"Finally the air is getting better!"

The team members took deep breaths, as if fish on the shore had jumped into clean river water, breathing freely and happily.

After the journey's turmoil, the team members were already thirsty, so as soon as they sat down, they hurriedly ordered bottled water.

The Indian waiter soon brought the water. Captain Andrew took the water and noticed with sharp eyes that the bottle cap seemed to have traces of having been unscrewed.

"Wait, what's wrong with this bottle cap?" Andrew looked at the waiter vigilantly and handed the water over.

"Oh, maybe it was bumped accidentally," the waiter explained with an unchanging expression.

"No, change it for me, I'll open it myself," Andrew's attitude was firm.

The waiter had no choice but to go and change it for another bottle.

This time Andrew opened the bottle cap himself, and after confirming there was no problem, he distributed it to the team members.

Everyone was truly too thirsty, and in their haste, they didn't bother to wipe the bottle mouth with a tissue and drank it in big gulps.

Soon, a lunch was finished happily.

Then they returned to the hotel.

Next was sleeping and resting in the hotel.

Soon,

Their squad started to look ugly one by one.

First, the captain clutched his stomach, a painful expression appearing on his face.

"My stomach hurts so much."

Immediately after, other team members also appeared with similar symptoms, and the entire squad was in chaos.

Then one by one they started having diarrhea.

Then they came into contact with the bacteria in the hotel toilet...

Then...

It was even more tragic.

They hurriedly dialed the emergency number.

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Soon, the team members were urgently sent to the hospital.

8 hours later,

Lying on the hospital beds, one by one their faces were pale.

They had already been dehydrated from diarrhea.

The originally planned transit trip to India had thus turned into a painful medical experience.

The doctor's expression was indifferent.

Having seen too much, he wasn't surprised at all. He could only say————you foreigners' stomachs are too weak!

……

……

"What! The! Fuck?!"

Hong Kong,

Swire Group Taipan's office,

Edward had been waiting for the call from the mercenary squad, but when the call came, he was stunned.

The Poison Scorpion squad had actually been taken down in India because of a bottle of water.

Edward laughed in anger.

Damn it, you still call yourselves Poison Scorpion!

Poison my ass!

!

Noob!

Edward: "I just want a definite answer, when can you arrive in Hong Kong?!"

Poison Scorpion Captain: "It will be 8 days later! The doctor said we need to continue hospitalization, our physical fitness is too weak, we need treatment for a longer time."

Edward: "…………"

The mercenaries' physical fitness is too weak?

He had an urge to vomit blood.

Angry, he hung up the phone.

Edward gritted his teeth: "It seems I can only let that Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu live for a while longer."

During this period,

Although Peng Lizhi had arranged a villa for him, he didn't dare to live there at all, fearing he would be killed by Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu.

He only dared to stay at the Shangri-La Hotel more than ten meters away, but he walked very carefully, protected by bodyguards.

Soon,

He called his loyal Peng Lizhi.

Peng Lizhi came to the office, respectful: "Mr. Taipan!"

Edward: "The injunction application I asked you to do, how is it progressing now?"

Peng Lizhi said: "Congratulations, Taipan, I just returned from the court, we sent out 2 million Hong Kong dollars, Judge David has already accepted it."

Edward: "You recorded it, right? Are you sure there won't be a situation like last time where the judge flips?"

Peng Lizhi: "Recorded."

Inner thought: I also recorded two different copies (different distances, to show innocence), one of which I gave to my respected Emperor... Brother Zu!

Edward: "Good!"

He stood up and walked to the window, overlooking the entire Hong Kong.

"We can no longer let the Five Star Group slander our Swire Group!"

"Pacific Place and Taikoo Shing, these two malls, have already started operating at a loss..."

"In contrast, malls like Harbour City have seen profits soar..."

A month had passed, and Swire Group had lost 400 million, a heavy loss.

……

……

The next day,

Five Star Group building,

Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu arrived at the company.

Da Tou reported: "Brother Zu, Swire sent over a recording."

Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu opened the recording and listened to it.

"This time regarding the injunction against those slandering Swire Group, thank you, Judge David, please accept this 2 million Hong Kong dollars."

"Haha~~ You're welcome, Swire Group's business is my, David's, business!"

Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu sneered.

David, 2 million, Swire... the keywords were all there.

"Send 50,000 US dollars to our friend... We cannot treat any friend poorly."

"Okay, Brother Zu."

Not long after,

The court's hearing notice arrived.

The time was set for the day after tomorrow,

Monday.

Another Monday.

Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu said to Da Tou: "The hearing starts the day after tomorrow, send the recording and our demands to that Judge David in these two days. Tell him to do as we say, otherwise, send him to meet their God."

Da Tou was excited: "Don't worry, I've learned a few tricks from you, Brother Zu, I'm familiar with this!"

Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu was full of righteousness: "Don't talk nonsense! I am a very upright person!"

Da Tou: "Ah, yes, yes, yes!"

……

Soon,

Peng Lizhi received the news: Brother Zu had deposited 50,000 US dollars into his Swiss bank account.

One month's salary, easily obtained.

Brother Zu, loyalty!

If I could get my hands on the intelligence of those mercenaries, wouldn't I be able to get even more money?

……

That night,

Da Tou intercepted Judge David's car, showed the recording, said the threatening words, and then said, "Defect to us, obtain intelligence, and you can get rewards..."

On one side is losing one's life!

On the other side is getting money!

The righteous Judge David didn't say a word and bowed down immediately.

I am your Five Star Group's long-lost good friend!

……

In a flash, 2 days passed.

The court held the second round of the hearing for the injunction against the five newspaper media applied for by Swire Group.

This was the third time.

Therefore, this hearing wasn't too sensational or lively.

The applicant was Peng Lizhi, and the respondent was Wu Ying, Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu didn't come.

At the hearing,

The lawyers from both sides continued to spray at each other.

Finally,

Judge David solemnly announced: "The injunction application is not passed!"

The Five Star side cheered.

Peng Lizhi slammed the table on the spot in anger and stormed out.

……

……

Swire Group,

"Ling ling ling~~~"

Edward received the call from Peng Lizhi.

"How is it? Did the injunction pass?"

"Sorry, Mr. Taipan, we failed."

"How is that possible!"

Boom~~~

Edward stood up abruptly, his thigh hit the table, "Sss~~~~" his face twisted in pain.

He was furious: "Didn't he accept the money? Why could he still go back on his word!"

Peng Lizhi: "I don't know either... I guess this David was originally a stakeholder of the Five Star Group."

"Damn it!"

"Despicable and shameless Hong Kong people! Breaking their word!"

Edward gritted his teeth.

And!

Could the naturally evil Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu have already controlled the court?

Edward refreshed his understanding of Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu's power; he had actually reached his hand into the court. According to his analysis during this period, the court should be a place where the British stick together.

But now it seems, the court has been infiltrated!

Black, controlled by Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu.

White, Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu isn't even afraid of the Governor.

Now the court is interfering again.

Could Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu already be covering the sky with one hand in Hong Kong?

This child must not be left alive!

……

……

And at this moment,

Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu didn't know that Edward had installed a 'naturally evil Uchiha·Zu' on him...

Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu was no longer in Hong Kong.

Instead, he took Ruan Mei, Xu Zhengyang, Gong Wei... and Gong Gu, and boarded a Dragonair plane, heading to the Imperial Capital.

Because the day after tomorrow was October 1st.

He didn't get a turn last year,

This year, he finally got his turn!

Awesome!

Hands on hips!

(End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 533 =====

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