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Chapter 888: US Side Story 6: US Election! Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu: It's Time

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October, the autumn wind was refreshing.

Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu took his daughter and Le Huizhen to play at Ocean Park for a day.

Returning to Causeway Bay in the evening.

Just preparing to go upstairs,

The 4-year-old princess looked at the stairs, feeling so tired today, and didn't want to go upstairs.

"Daddy, carry me upstairs~~"

"???"

Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu looked at the stairs; it was only the second floor, and she even wanted to be carried.

Too spoiled!

Being Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu's daughter, how could she be such a loser!

And he was a man who had accepted 21st-century parenting experience; would he spoil her like this?

Don't really think I'm a daughter slave!

Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu squatted down and said: "Baby, it's only the second floor, walk up yourself."

"No, Daddy, I'm so tired, carry me..."

Then she started to cry.

Tears came as soon as she said so.

Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu: "???"

No, don't~~~

Le Huizhen watched with a smile on the side, letting this scumbag not accompany her more, this time letting him suffer a bit.

Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu squatted down, holding his daughter and said: "Don't cry first... you want me to carry you, right?"

The daughter pouted, eyes full of tears: "Yes."

Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu started to reason: "How about this, we play rock-paper-scissors; if you win, I'll carry you upstairs, how about that?"

Daughter: "Okay."

Then she raised her hand, preparing to start rock-paper-scissors.

Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu stopped her: "Wait, if you lose, then you walk upstairs yourself, okay."

The daughter nodded.

Raised her hand,

And was stopped by Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu again, repeatedly emphasizing: "One round decides the winner, no best of three; if you win once, I'll carry you upstairs, if you lose, you have to walk back yourself, no problem, right."

Daughter: "No problem."

Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu smiled: "Good!"

Got her!

I play rock-paper-scissors, with my reaction speed, would I lose?

(Reader:??? No, you actually cheat when playing rock-paper-scissors with your 4-year-old daughter?)

Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu: "Good, let's start... rock-paper-scissors..."

Both of them threw at the same time.

The daughter threw paper.

Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu changed rapidly, throwing scissors.

The daughter said happily: "I won!"

Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu froze for a moment: "No, I threw scissors, you threw paper, I won."

The daughter was anxious: "No, I won, my paper won... wa~~~~~"

She directly cried out of anxiety.

"Daddy~~ I want a hug~~~~~"

Big eyes welled up with tears again.

Hugging Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu's neck, she cried a lot, and suddenly Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu's neck was wet.

Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu: "…………"

Crying until the old father felt heartache.

Fine.

The daughter won.

"Oh, right, right, right, you won... hug, hug~~~~"

Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu picked up his daughter, coaxing her while going upstairs: "Sorry, you won~~~"

Heh, women, really unreasonable.

Forget it, who let you be my baby?

Le Huizhen behind him gloated.

Just let you not carry her, now it's good, not only do you have to carry her, but you also have to coax her.

Back home,

Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu just put down his daughter, and Wu Lianqian's phone call came through.

Reported one thing.

US election—the secretary of presidential candidate Little Albert (at this time he was Vice President to President Clinton) called the Five-Star Group office, wanting to make a phone call with Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu.

……

2000 was a famous US presidential election year.

And as early as June 1999, the election process had already begun.

On June 12, Texas Governor Bush announced that as a Republican candidate, he was participating in the presidential election.

On June 16, Vice President Little Albert, who was President Clinton's deputy, announced that as a Democratic candidate, he was participating in the election.

On July 13, Senator Bob Smith from New Hampshire withdrew from the Republican Party and temporarily participated in the election as an independent candidate.

And then it was a series of stages:

Campaign fundraising stage... well, it was raising money, political contributions...

Intra-party candidate competition stage... defeating others in the party to become the only candidate in the party.

Finally,

Bush became the only Republican candidate.

And Little Albert became the only Democratic candidate.

Next,

On July 25, Bush chose former Secretary of Defense Dick Cheney as his running mate.

On August 8, Little Albert chose Senator Joseph Lieberman as his running mate.

What is a running mate?

If they win, the running mate is the Vice President.

That is to say, when voters vote for a presidential candidate, it is equivalent to voting for their running mate. If the presidential candidate wins in the general election, then their running mate usually becomes the Vice President.

For example, the Vice President of the Tax King, Vance, who said "childless cat lady."

After determining the candidates,

Next was the candidate debate stage.

Starting from October 18,

There would be three televised debates between Little Albert and Little Bush.

……

……

The next day,

9 o'clock.

Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu arrived at Five-Star Group.

This morning, he was going to have a phone call with US Vice President Little Albert.

He had been paying attention to the situation in the US and knew that the general election was about to begin.

At this time, Little Albert had already confirmed his status as a presidential candidate.

The next stage was the three televised debates.

After the televised debates, it was the final sprint stage—pulling votes—the official voting day!

If according to the original history,

Little Albert failed.

Bush's electoral vote count was 271, and Little Albert's electoral vote count was 266, a difference of 5 votes, a very small gap. (PS: Florida had a vote-counting controversy)

(Gossip image: The process of the Florida vote-counting controversy in the 2000 election)

And if Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu intervened in this presidential election, he must flip a Republican state; even if it was 4 votes, it would be enough to turn the tables, regardless of whether there was Florida, Democratic Little Albert would win.

At present,

Umbrella Company, Happiness Property, and the Democratic Party were cooperating very happily, and Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu also hated the xenophobic Old White.

Therefore, he hoped more that Democratic Little Albert would win.

"Ling ling ling~~~"

At this time,

An international long-distance call came through.

The source was exactly New York.

…… ===== CHAPTER 889 =====

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