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Chapter 899

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In the car,

Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu, while sipping milk tea, complained to Yin Yang:

"Damn, this America is still too dangerous; I can actually get shot while giving a speech!"

"Yin Yang, tell me, should I hire more bodyguards?"

Yin Yang nodded: "If Brother Zu thinks we should hire, then we hire."

Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu: "I mean, do you know anyone?"

Yin Yang, from "The Expendables"—if he could recruit The Expendables, that would be good too. At the very least, when there was a real firefight, they would really charge and hold the line against firepower.

Yin Yang: "I do! I know a person named Barney Ross, a member of the US Special Forces, a mercenary, with a bottom line and principles..."

(Image: Members of The Expendables)

Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu: "Good, what is their specific contact information?"

Yin Yang reported an email address.

Yin Yang was currently in his glasses-wearing state, so he couldn't show his true face, so Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu had to recruit people himself.

The shooting of Chuck, the assistant to the Republican running mate, suddenly brought even more heat to this presidential election.

The Republican Party suddenly realized the opportunity and began to use the media to splash dirty water on the Democratic Party:

"The evil Democratic Party!"

"Everything was done by the Democratic Party!"

"The Democratic Party saw that the Republican Party was about to win, so they shot the Republican person!"

The Democratic Party was furious.

We were the ones with the victory in the bag, okay? We wouldn't do such a stupid thing!

They hurriedly used the media to start a counterattack:

"Everything was a trick by the Republican Party!"

"They deliberately framed our Democratic Party!"

For a time, there were verbal battles between the two sides everywhere in the country.

Even social media like MySpace and Facebook had many people arguing and quarreling with each other.

In a blink of an eye, it was November 2nd.

Today was a special day for the citizens of New York.

First, voting for the presidential election.

Second, voting for the Niuyuezhou Assembly election.

Both were held on the same day.

On that day, a large number of citizens ran to the polling stations to vote.

In the evening, they began to count the votes.

The results of the state assembly election were fast, and the speed was even faster.

Finally,

Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu (Guan Wenlong) became the first in his electoral district without any surprise and was elected as a member of the State Assembly.

And Jimmy, who also ran for election this time, also became the first in another electoral district and was elected as a state assemblyman.

Moreover, the votes for both of them were very exaggerated.

Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu's votes were over 3,600, while the two opponents only had 235 and 164 votes.

Terrifying.

Jimmy was no exception, with votes far exceeding other assemblyman candidates.

Thus,

Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu and Jimmy successfully met at the State Assembly.

(Jimmy: I didn't become an assemblyman in Hong Kong, but I successfully became an assemblyman in America. Brother Zu, loyalty!)

Then on the Republican side, Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu's phone kept ringing, with one person after another calling to congratulate him.

Republican supernova, the first step, landed firmly!

Next,

According to the general route of political figures, it was:

Join the Republican National Committee -> Run for National House of Representatives -> Run for National Senator -> Obtain presidential candidate qualification, participate in the presidential election -> Ascend to the presidential throne.

Hmm...

America's first Chinese president, it seemed quite cool too.

Hmm...

Being a governor in the middle would also be good.

After Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu hung up a pile of calls, he let out a sigh of relief.

"Congratulations, Brother Zu!" Yin Yang, next to Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu, congratulated him.

Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu was full of righteousness: "When working, please address me by my title!"

Yin Yang: "............"

20 minutes later, several television stations in New York broadcast the results of the state assembly election.

"The state assembly election has come to an end..."

"Most worth mentioning is that Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu (Guan Wenlong) and Li Jiayuan stood out in their respective electoral districts with an overwhelming advantage of 10 times the votes, successfully elected as members of the Niuyuezhou Assembly..."

"Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu (Guan Wenlong), the founder of 'Family Properties', with 'deep cultivation in the community, serving residents' as the core..."

"Li Jiayuan, the founder of 'Happiness Properties'..."

However,

The state assembly election could not attract the attention of American audiences.

The eyes of the whole country and the world were all focused on the presidential election.

Would President Little Albert be re-elected, or would Bush win?

Every once in a while, one state after another, results kept coming out.

The two were neck and neck, and neither had a particularly large advantage.

At 5 o'clock in the morning,

Finally,

Florida, the state with the slowest statistics, had results—Bush had more votes, the winner took all, and obtained Florida's 30 electoral votes.

Republican Bush won.

The Democratic Party was stunned.

Actually lost?

What the fuck?!

At the same time,

Star Tower.

After Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu got the 100 million dollar investment in September, he started buying an apartment in Star Tower.

Under the night sky, looking at the brightly lit high-rise buildings in New York from afar, it was very atmospheric.

It was awesome!

The only problem was————

"Snore~~~~~"

Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu glanced at Yin Yang, who was snoring on the sofa.

Damn, a single dog, ruining my super cool atmosphere.

Wait... I've been in America for a few months, and I'm also a single dog.

Fuck!

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