Chapter 95: 92 Guan Zu: Oh, you're blackmailing me!
Not long after,
two patrol officers rushed over at high speed.
It happened to be Cong and Mike.
Cong: "Who reported the case?"
Mike took a few extra looks at Liang Qi, then finally fixed his gaze on Guan Zu.
This person, one look and you could tell he was a rich man.
Mike couldn't help but feel envious, and jealous too.
Liang Qi pointed at the yellow-haired thug: "I reported the case. He snatched my handbag. This bag is worth 30,000 HKD, and the things inside, big and small, add up to another 50,000. Also, this person threatened and intimidated me and my friend. He is suspected of threat and intimidation..."
"And, I am a lawyer. I want him to go to jail!"
Yellow-haired thug: "!!!!"
As soon as Cong and Mike heard "lawyer," they didn't dare say anything else. They immediately handcuffed the yellow-haired thug, while looking at him with sympathetic eyes.
Who did you have to provoke, but a lawyer?
A lawyer can easily increase your sentence; this time you are definitely going to prison!
Meanwhile, Guan Zu was sizing up Mike and Cong.
More acquaintances.
This Mike is a ruthless character. He was an undercover but had a dark heart, killing all the way, taking out several high-ranking members, messing with his boss's wife, and later even killing his brother-in-law Cong, and finally trying to kill his boss.
He is a real wolf!
Soon,
Cong and Mike finished taking the statement on the spot. Liang Qi and Li Fu signed and pressed their fingerprints, then they left with the yellow-haired thug.
Liang Qi checked her watch: "Thank you, Mr. Guan and Mr. Li Fu, for this. I have things to do, so I'll go first. I'll treat you to a meal next time."
"Goodbye."
On Guan Zu's side, the system notification had already appeared.
"Your subordinate has completed a good deed, effectively striking a blow against robbery..."
"Reward: 200 HKD..."
Guan Zu took out 100 HKD and gave it to Li Fu: "Here, a reward for doing a good deed!"
Li Fu accepted it happily.
Hanging out with Brother Zu, you get paid for doing good deeds—it's great!
One hour later.
Wong Tai Sin Police Station.
Brother Da Sang walked into the police station swaggeringly with two subordinates.
"Hey, Da Sang, what are you doing here?" A police officer stood up and asked coldly.
Da Sang said with arrogance and smugness: "Officer, can't I come here? I am a taxpayer. My Ma Lan pays taxes, so show some respect."
All the police officers: "............"
Fine, you're the boss!
Soon, Da Sang finished the paperwork and saw his brother-in-law, the yellow-haired thug who committed the robbery.
Da Sang cursed: "What the hell is wrong with you? How did you get yourself caught so easily?"
The yellow-haired thug cried out in a hurry: "Brother-in-law, save me! I don't want to go to jail."
Da Sang got angry as soon as he heard that: "How can I save you? She's a lawyer; she's got you nailed down."
The yellow-haired thug cried: "Brother-in-law, aren't you very tough? Just go to her place and threaten her! If she doesn't drop the charges, rape and kill her!"
The prison guard nearby: "............"
Good grief, do I not exist?
"You idiot!" Da Sang glanced at the prison guard and scolded the yellow-haired thug, "What kind of person am I? A law-abiding citizen. Would I do such a thing? Don't throw dirt on me."
"I heard you were stopped by a group of people? Tell me what they look like? I need to pay them a visit and thank them for their guidance."
The prison guard: "............"
You're going there with a knife to get "guidance," right?
The yellow-haired thug said quickly: "Four people, all wearing suits. One of them is very handsome and wears gold-rimmed glasses."
"Don't worry, I'll have people look into it." Da Sang revealed a ferocious, cold smile. "I've always liked making friends with such enthusiastic citizens."
The yellow-haired thug cried: "Brother-in-law, you must avenge me..."
Slap~~~
He received a slap from Da Sang: "Screw your mother, how many times have I told you, I am a law-abiding citizen! Revenge, revenge, screw your mother!"
The yellow-haired thug covered his face, not daring to speak again.
Screwing my sister is fine, no need to screw my mother.
"Let's go!"
Da Sang left with his subordinates.
Outside the police station, Da Sang took a puff of his cigarette and coldly ordered his subordinates: "Mobilize our men, I must dig these four people out! ...And that lawyer bitch, check her background."
If it were an ordinary family, it would naturally be: "You caused my subordinate to go to jail, pay 200,000." "What? You can't pay? Go to Ma Lan and earn money to pay it off!"
This is their gang's most common tactic, and it works every time.
On Guan Zu's side,
he continued patrolling the streets with Li Fu, Da Tou, and Ah Xing.
Not long after, they saw a yellow-haired guy with a cigarette in his mouth run into an alley by the street, unzip his pants, and start peeing right there on the street~~~
An old lady upstairs was hanging laundry; seeing this yellow-haired guy, she cursed in anger.
"You dead street rat, peeing here again!"
While peeing, the yellow-haired guy pointed at the old lady and cursed: "You old hag, none of your business!"
Seeing this, Guan Zu frowned.
"I was wondering why this street smells a bit; so it's you street rats peeing and pooping here all day."
"A perfectly good place ruined by you guys!"
"Da Tou!"
Da Tou said: "Understood."
The yellow-haired guy finished peeing, zipped up, and walked out whistling.
Da Tou walked over, grabbed the yellow-haired guy's hair, and threw a punch, then another. The yellow-haired guy's eye socket turned purple, and his nose bled...
Then Da Tou dragged the yellow-haired guy and threw him in front of Guan Zu.
Guan Zu: "Kid, peeing and pooping everywhere, don't you know that's very uncivilized?"
Yellow-haired guy: "Who are you? You dare hit me? Do you know who I am?"
Guan Zu: "Who are you?"
Yellow-haired guy: "My boss is Prince of Hong Tai."
Guan Zu: "Oh, that Prince of Hong Tai, right? You have a guy named Wei Jixiang under you, don't you?" (from *Dragon in Jail*)
The yellow-haired guy stood up, smug and arrogant: "That's right, it's Brother Prince. You dare hit me? If you're smart, pay me 100,000 for medical expenses immediately, otherwise you're dead."
Guan Zu picked his ear: "100,000 for medical expenses?"
The yellow-haired guy was arrogant: "That's right, 100,000. If you're smart, hand it over quickly, otherwise..."
Guan Zu: "Look, peeing and pooping in public is a small problem, I could have let you go easily, but you are also blackmailing and extorting me. What kind of nature is this?"
"This is breaking the law!"
Guan Zu was heartbroken!
He waved his hand,
"Da Tou, keep hitting him!"
"Make him realize the error of blackmail and extortion!"
Da Tou said seriously: "Yes!!"
Don't think that Brother Zu's words are a bit funny, but he is serious about doing good deeds!
These people commit wrongs one after another without knowing it; they must be taught with fists so they know they have committed a wrong!
Da Tou threw a punch; the yellow-haired guy tried to block while retreating: "Stop, which path are you guys from?"
At this moment, he finally reacted; the other party must be from the underworld, otherwise they wouldn't be afraid of him.
Da Tou threw a feint, then kicked the yellow-haired guy over: "Let you know, the one you just blackmailed is Brother Zu of Hong Xing, and I am called Da Tou!"
The yellow-haired guy was stunned: "From Hong Xing?"
He kicked an iron plate!
Hong Xing is much more powerful than Hong Tai.
Then Da Tou started punching and kicking him, with very measured strikes, not hitting any vital points, making the yellow-haired guy wail.
While hitting him, Da Tou said: "Do you know you're wrong?"
Huang Mao hurriedly said: "I was wrong, I was wrong!"
Da Tou asked: "Where were you wrong?"
Huang Mao replied: "I shouldn't have yelled at you guys and been so arrogant."
Da Tou kicked him again: "Wrong, answer again!"
Huang Mao screamed and hurriedly said: "I shouldn't have extorted you!"
Da Tou nodded: "Anything else?"
Huang Mao cried: "I shouldn't have urinated and defecated in public!"
Da Tou was finally satisfied: "That's more like it."
He grabbed Huang Mao by the collar and dragged him in front of Guan Zu.
Huang Mao’s nose was bleeding, his face was bruised and swollen, and he said to Guan Zu: "I'm sorry, I was wrong."
Guan Zu nodded with satisfaction and said: "That’s right, if you do something wrong, you have to recognize your mistake... don't extort people in the future, you know? And don't urinate or defecate in public!"
"I know."
"My name is Guan Zu, known as the Charitable Heavenly Venerable. Since you have recognized your mistake, take out 5,000 yuan—1,000 for cleaning services and 4,000 for charity!"
"Huh??" Huang Mao was stunned, thinking he had misheard.
He had never even heard of this kind of extortion method!
If you want to extort, just extort, why make up such excuses?
Guan Zu looked extremely fierce: "Huh what? Hurry up and pay! If it weren't for the fact that you're a poor wretch, the charge of extortion alone would cost at least 10,000 yuan!"
Huang Mao cried; not only did he have to pay, but he was also being insulted.
However, more importantly... he couldn't even pull out 1,000 yuan, let alone 5,000.
Da Tou shoved a phone to Huang Mao: "Call your boss and have him send the money over."
Huang Mao made a call to his boss, Wei Jixiang, with a bitter face: "Boss, can you bring 5,000 yuan over?"
Wei Jixiang asked curiously: "What for?"
Huang Mao cried: "I just extorted a group of passersby, but it turns out they are from Hongxing. The other party says he is some Brother Zu."
!
Wei Jixiang’s brain was dazed for a few seconds: "............"
It took him a minute to understand and digest the meaning of this sentence.
"You said... you extorted Hongxing's Brother Zu?"
"Yeah, what's wrong?"
"Or, you might as well just wait to die..." Wei Jixiang was already thinking about collecting his subordinate's corpse.
"Huh?" The subordinate was bewildered.
"Where are you? I'll bring people over now." Wei Jixiang still felt a touch of compassion.
"At 32 Jue Lu Street."
"Okay, wait for me."
"Remember to bring 5,000 Hong Kong dollars, that Brother Zu said he fined me 5,000 Hong Kong dollars..."
"............"
Wei Jixiang felt inexplicably strange.
"Okay, I'm on my way."
He hung up the phone.
Guan Zu felt a bit thirsty at this moment and happened to see a sugar water shop 10 meters ahead.
"Let's go, let's go in and have some sugar water."
He led the group into the sugar water shop.
The owner was an old man in his 60s with a very cold attitude.
"What would you like to eat?"
Guan Zu looked at the list of sugar water on the wall and ordered a few:
"Papaya and white fungus sugar water, ginger milk curd, mango pancake..."
Guan Zu ordered fourteen items in a row.
However, the sugar water in this shop was obviously quite expensive, and Guan Zu was a bit surprised. Could it be that the portions were larger? Or that it tasted better?
The old man said: "Pay first, 158 yuan."
Guan Zu was surprised: "That's not right, it should only be 138, right?"
The old man was expressionless: "There is also a tea service charge."
Guan Zu was speechless.
A sugar water shop also charges a tea service fee? Never heard of it!
Ah Xing took out the money, counted 158 yuan, and handed it over.
Guan Zu, Li Fu, Ah Xing, and Da Tou found a table and sat down.
Ah Xing said to the Hong Tai Huang Mao: "What are you standing there for? Sit!"
The Hong Tai Huang Mao was surprised. I can sit too? And get to eat? These people don't look that scary after all!
So he sat down happily.
He completely forgot about the fact that he had been extorted for 5,000 yuan.
Not long after,
The old man brought the sugar water over.
Each serving of sugar water and dessert was in a very, very small bowl; these bowls were smaller than a fist, truly 'petite and cute'!
Guan Zu took one look and damn it! That white bowl had quite a few stains on it, obviously not washed clean.
Guan Zu suddenly felt nauseated!
He understood!
This shop wasn't expensive because the quality of the sugar water and desserts was good!
It was a rip-off shop!
And they actually dared to rip me off!
Ah Xing, Li Fu, and the others also noticed that the sugar water and desserts were a bit dirty, and their faces all turned sour.
Guan Zu sneered: "Boss! This is a rip-off shop, right? You dare to sell this kind of dog-shit sugar water? And you dare to charge me so much money?"
"What did you say?!"
The old man slammed the table and cursed, "Who doesn't know that my sugar water shop is honest and fair? You can't slander me!"
Ah Xing was amused: "This still counts as slandering you?"
"Of course it's slander!" The old man cursed angrily: "I run my business uprightly and conduct myself properly... This time, if you don't pay 100,000, don't even think about leaving!"
Guan Zu: "Oh, so you're extorting me!"
The old man stopped pretending and was very arrogant: "So what if I'm extorting you? If you don't pay, don't think about leaving this shop!"
Guan Zu: "You are so skilled at extortion, it seems this isn't your first time... You must have connections and a background, otherwise you couldn't be this rampant."
The old man held his head high and pointed his thumb at himself: "Let you know, I am the father-in-law of Wo Shing's Gao Lao! If you don't want to die, pay up obediently!"
Guan Zu: "Gao Lao?"
The old man was triumphant: "How about it? Scared yet?"
"Pfft~~~" Guan Zu sneered and whispered to Da Tou, "Tonight, smash his shop, and by the way, make a call to Gao Lao and let him come see for himself."
Da Tou nodded: "Understood."
Guan Zu stood up: "Let's go!"
"Wait!"
The old man stood directly in front of Guan Zu and the others, blocking their path, his face fierce: "You slandered me and ruined my reputation, and you want to just walk away? You must hand over 100,000! Otherwise, you won't walk out of this shop!"
"I want to leave, can you stop me? You old bastard!"
Guan Zu pushed the old man aside.
The old man stumbled and sat directly on the ground, his butt feeling like it was about to split open.
Guan Zu and the others walked out of the sugar water shop,
and the old man behind them scrambled up in a rage and chased after them.
"Damn it, want to leave?"
As a result, his bones were loose from the fall, and he couldn't run fast at all; he was panting after running only 20 meters.
"Old bastard, if you can't run, don't come out to extort people!"
"Hahaha~~~~"
Guan Zu and the others laughed.
The old man was so angry his lungs were about to explode. He returned to the shop in a rage, called his son-in-law Gao Lao, and ranted and raved, asking him to come and uphold justice.
Guan Zu and the others walked more than a hundred meters and found another sugar water shop. This shop had many customers, including old people, children, and white-collar workers, and the prices were affordable.
"Madam, give us 5 servings of mung bean sugar water..."
"Coming right up~~~"
Not long after, the mung bean sugar water was served, and Guan Zu ordered a few other things, mango pomelo sago, yogurt pudding...
He ate a few bites.
"Mm, not bad, not bad. This mung bean sweet soup has plenty of bean paste and is very sweet, plus it's nice and cold—taking a sip is super refreshing!"
Not long after Guan Zu and the others had finished their drinks,
Screech—
A car pulled up outside the door.
Four punks with yellow hair stepped out of the car aggressively and walked inside.
"Hey, it's really dirty outside!"
The four yellow-haired punks came into the shop and slammed the table, cursing at the proprietress who was calculating the accounts at the front desk.
"What? Are you here to collect a cleaning fee?"
"That's right. Looks like you're pretty sensible."
The proprietress asked, "I don't know which branch you belong to?"
A yellow-haired punk cursed, "Who cares what branch I'm from? Starting today, this shop of yours will pay 5,000 in protection money every month!"
Guan Zu: "............"
Damn it, these few streets are truly in total chaos.
These yellow-haired punks didn't even name their branch; they're probably just some small-time outfit coming here to throw their weight around.
"Da Tou, this is our territory now. Go drive them out!"
"Yes, Brother Zu."
Da Tou stood up and walked out, giving those thugs a dressing-down: "You lot, get lost! From today on, this area is under the protection of Hongxing. Got it?"
Upon hearing that Da Tou was from Hongxing, the other side was so scared they immediately ran off.
They were just a small gang taking advantage of the power vacuum during the society's transition to extort whatever they could. They hadn't expected to run into the real deal.
Not long after this group of thugs left,
A man who looked about thirty percent like Brother Wah walked in with his underlings.
"Brother Xiang!"
The yellow-haired thug next to Ah Xing hurriedly called out.
Wei Jixiang quickly locked his gaze and walked out, looking over Guan Zu and Da Tou as he approached. As for Ah Xing and Li Fu, they looked rather ordinary, so he didn't pay them much attention.
Guan Zu was also sizing him up, basically recognizing that this should be the supporting character from *Dragon in the Jianghu*—Wei Jixiang.
End of Chapter
