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Chapter 95: 92 Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu: Oh, you're extorting me!

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Not long after,

two patrol officers rushed over.

It happened to be Ah Cong and Mike.

Ah Cong: "Who reported the case?"

Mike looked at Liang Qi a few more times, and finally his gaze rested on Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu.

This person, at a glance, was a rich man.

Mike couldn't help but feel envious, and then jealous.

Liang Qi pointed at the yellow-haired punk: "I reported the case. He robbed my bag. This bag is worth 30,000 Hong Kong dollars, and the things inside add up to 50,000. Also, this person threatened and intimidated me and my friend, suspected of intimidation..."

"Also, I am a lawyer, and I want him to go to jail!"

Yellow-haired punk: "!!!!"

Ah Cong and Mike heard "lawyer" and immediately didn't dare to say anything. They directly handcuffed the yellow-haired punk and looked at him with sympathetic eyes.

Who did you have to provoke, and you had to provoke a lawyer?

A lawyer can easily increase your sentencing; you're definitely going to jail this time!

And Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu was sizing up Mike and Ah Cong.

Another acquaintance.

This Mike was a ruthless person; he was an undercover but had a black heart, killing several high-level officials, playing with the sister-in-law, and later even killing his brother-in-law Ah Cong, and finally wanting to kill his boss.

He was a wolf!

Soon,

Ah Cong and Mike finished the record on the spot, Liang Qi and Following Xiao Fu signed and pressed their fingerprints, and then they took the yellow-haired punk away.

Liang Qi looked at her watch: "Thank you, Mr. Guan, Mr. Li Fu. I have something to do, so I'll go first. I'll treat you to a meal next time."

"Goodbye."

On Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu's side, the system prompt had already appeared.

"Your junior completed a good deed, effectively cracking down on robbery..."

"Reward 200 Hong Kong dollars..."

Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu took out 100 Hong Kong dollars and gave it to Following Xiao Fu: "Here, a reward for doing good!"

Following Xiao Fu accepted it happily.

Mixing with Brother Zu, getting money for doing good deeds, really great!

One hour later,

Wong Tai Sin Police Station.

Brother Da Sang brought two juniors and walked into the police station swaggeringly.

"Hey, Da Sang, what are you doing here?" A policeman stood up and asked coldly.

Da Sang brought arrogance and pride: "Officer, can't I come here? I'm a taxpayer. My horse stable pays taxes, so show some respect."

All police: "............"

Fine, you're tough!

Soon, Da Sang finished the procedures and saw his brother-in-law, the yellow-haired punk who had robbed someone.

Da Sang cursed: "What the fuck is wrong with you? How did you get caught here for no reason?"

The yellow-haired punk cried hurriedly: "Brother-in-law, save me~~ I don't want to go to jail."

Da Sang was angry when he heard it: "How to save you? She's a lawyer; she's nailed you."

The yellow-haired punk cried: "Brother-in-law, aren't you very powerful? Go directly to her and threaten her! If she doesn't withdraw the lawsuit, rape and kill her!"

The prison guard next to him: "............"

Good fellow, treating me as if I don't exist, right?

"Crazy!" Da Sang glanced at the prison guard and cursed at the yellow-haired punk, "What kind of person am I, Da Sang? A law-abiding citizen, would I do such a thing? Don't splash dirty water on me."

"I heard you were blocked by a group of people? Tell me what they look like? So I can visit them and thank them for their teaching."

Prison guard: "............"

Teaching with a knife, right?

The yellow-haired punk said quickly: "Four people, all wearing suits, one of them is very handsome, wearing gold-rimmed glasses."

"Don't worry, I'll call someone to check it out." Da Sang revealed a ferocious cold smile, "For such enthusiastic citizens, I have always liked making friends with them."

The yellow-haired punk cried: "Brother-in-law, you must avenge me..."

*Slap~~~*

He received a slap from Da Sang: "Fuck your mother, how many times have I said it, I am a law-abiding citizen! Revenge, revenge, revenge your mother!"

The yellow-haired punk covered his face, not daring to speak anymore.

Just fuck my sister, no need to fuck my mother.

"Let's go!"

Da Sang left with his juniors.

Out of the police station, Da Sang smoked a cigarette and coldly ordered his juniors: "Mobilize people and dig these four people out for me!... And that lawyer bitch, check her background."

If it's an ordinary family, it's naturally 'You caused my junior to go to jail, 200,000' 'What? Still can't pay? Go to the horse stable and earn money to pay it back!'

This is their gang's most common routine, and it works every time.

On Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu's side,

with Following Xiao Fu, Da Tou, and Zhou Xingxing, he continued patrolling the street.

Not long after walking, he saw a yellow-haired punk with a cigarette in his mouth running to an alley on the side of the street, directly pulling down his zipper, and peeing on the street~~~

The grandmother upstairs was drying clothes and saw this yellow-haired punk, so angry she cursed loudly.

"Dead piece of trash, peeing here again!"

The yellow-haired punk cursed at the grandmother while peeing: "Dead old woman, does it have anything to do with you!"

Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu saw this and frowned,

"I was wondering why this street is a bit smelly; it turns out it's this group of trash peeing and pooping here all day."

"A good place ruined by you guys!"

"Da Tou!"

Da Tou said: "Understood."

The yellow-haired punk finished peeing, pulled up his zipper, and walked out whistling.

Da Tou walked over, grabbed the yellow-haired punk's hair, one punch, two punches, the yellow-haired punk was beaten until his eye sockets were purple and his nose was bleeding...

Then Da Tou dragged the yellow-haired punk and threw him in front of Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu.

Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu: "Little brat, peeing and pooping everywhere, don't you know it's very uncivilized!"

Yellow-haired punk: "Who are you? Dare to hit me? Do you know who I am?"

Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu: "Who are you?"

Yellow-haired punk: "My boss is the Hong Tai Prince."

Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu: "Oh, that Hong Tai Prince, there's a guy named Wai Jixiang under him, right?" ("Dragon in the Jianghu")

The yellow-haired punk stood up, proud and arrogant: "That's right, it's Prince Brother. You dare to hit me; if you're smart, pay me 100,000 in medical expenses immediately, otherwise you're dead."

Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu dug his ear: "100,000 in medical expenses?"

Yellow-haired punk was arrogant: "That's right, it's 100,000. If you're smart, hand it over quickly, otherwise..."

Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu: "Look, peeing and pooping everywhere is a small problem, I'll let you go lightly, but you're still extorting me. What kind of nature is this?"

"This is breaking the law!"

Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu was heartbroken!

Waving his hand,

"Da Tou, keep beating him!"

"Make him realize the mistake of extortion!"

Da Tou was serious: "Yes!!"

Don't think Brother Zu's words are a bit funny, but he is serious about doing good deeds!

These people make mistakes without knowing it, so they must be beaten to let them know they made a mistake!

Da Tou threw a punch, the yellow-haired punk dodged and retreated: "Stop, which path are you guys from?"

At this time, he finally reacted; the other party must be from the underworld, otherwise they wouldn't be afraid of him.

Da Tou threw a fake punch and kicked the yellow-haired punk over: "Let you know, the one you just extorted was Hong Xing's Brother Zu, I'm Da Tou!"

Yellow-haired punk was stunned: "Hong Xing's?"

Kicked an iron plate!

Hong Xing is much more powerful than Hong Tai.

Then Da Tou started punching and kicking him, with measured force, not hitting vital points, making the yellow-haired punk wail.

Da Tou asked while beating him: "Do you know you're wrong?"

Yellow-haired punk said hurriedly: "I know I'm wrong, I know I'm wrong!"

Da Tou asked: "What are you wrong about?"

Yellow-haired punk replied: "I shouldn't have yelled at you guys, being so arrogant."

Da Tou kicked him again: "Wrong, answer again!"

Yellow-haired punk screamed and said hurriedly: "I shouldn't have extorted you!"

Da Tou nodded: "Anything else?"

Yellow-haired punk cried: "I shouldn't have peed and pooped everywhere!"

Da Tou was finally satisfied: "That's right."

Grabbed the yellow-haired punk by the collar and dragged him in front of Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu.

The yellow-haired punk's nose was bleeding, his face was bruised, and he said to Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu: "Sorry, I was wrong."

Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu nodded with satisfaction: "That's right, if you do something wrong, you have to realize your mistake... Don't extort people in the future, you know? And don't pee and poop everywhere!"

"Understood."

"I am Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu, known as the Heavenly Venerable of Charity. Since you have realized your mistake, take out 5,000 yuan, 1,000 for cleaning, and 4,000 for doing good deeds!"

"Ah??" The yellow-haired punk was stunned, thinking he had misheard.

He had never heard of this kind of extortion method!

If you want to extort, just extort, why find such an excuse?

Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu was extremely fierce: "Ah what ah? Hurry up and pay! If it wasn't for the fact that you're a poor ghost, the crime of extortion alone would cost at least 10,000 yuan!"

The yellow-haired punk cried; not only did he have to pay, but he was also insulted.

However, more importantly... he couldn't even take out 1,000 yuan, let alone 5,000.

Da Tou handed the phone to the yellow-haired punk: "Call your boss and send the money over."

The yellow-haired punk called his boss Wai Jixiang with a bitter face: "Boss, can you bring 5,000 yuan over?"

Wai Jixiang was curious: "What for?"

The yellow-haired punk cried: "I just extorted a group of passersby, but it turned out to be Hong Xing's people. The other party said he was Brother Zu."

!.

Wai Jixiang's head was confused for a few seconds: "............"

It took a minute to understand and digest the meaning of this sentence.

"You said... you extorted Hong Xing's Brother Zu?"

"Yes, what's wrong?"

"Or, you might as well wait to die..." Wai Jixiang even wanted to collect the body for his junior.

"Ah?" The junior was confused.

"Where are you? I'll bring people over now." Wai Jixiang still had a bit of compassion.

"At 32 Jue Lu Street."

"Okay, wait for me."

"Remember to bring 5,000 Hong Kong dollars, that Brother Zu said to fine me 5,000 Hong Kong dollars..."

"............"

Wai Jixiang felt inexplicably strange.

"Okay, I'll be there soon."

Hung up the phone.

Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu felt a bit thirsty at this time and happened to see a sugar water shop 10 meters ahead.

"Let's go, go in and drink some sugar water."

Led everyone into the sugar water shop.

The boss was a 60-year-old man with a very cold attitude,

"What do you want to eat?"

Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu looked at the list of sugar water on the wall and ordered a few:

"Papaya and white fungus sugar water, ginger double-skin milk, mango pancake..."

Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu ordered fourteen items in a row.

However, the sugar water in this shop was obviously more expensive, and Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu was a bit surprised. Could it be that the portion was larger? Better to drink?

The old man said: "Pay first, 158 yuan."

Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu was surprised: "That's not right, it should be 138, right?"

The old man had no expression: "There is also a tea fee."

Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu was speechless.

Sugar water shop also has a tea fee? Never heard of it!

Zhou Xingxing took out the money, counted 158 yuan, and handed it over.

Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu, Following Xiao Fu, Zhou Xingxing, and Da Tou found a table and sat down.

Zhou Xingxing said to the Hong Tai yellow-haired punk: "What are you standing for? Sit!"

The Hong Tai yellow-haired punk was surprised, I can sit too? Have something to eat? These people don't look that scary!

So he sat down happily.

Completely forgetting about the 5,000 yuan he was extorted.

Not long after,

the old man brought the sugar water up.

Each portion of sugar water and dessert was packed in a very, very small bowl; these bowls were smaller than a fist, which could be called "petite and cute"!

Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu took a look, damn! That white bowl also had quite a few stains, obviously not washed clean.

Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu immediately felt nauseous!

Understood!

This shop, it's not that the sugar water quality is good, so it's expensive!

It's a black shop!

Actually black to my head!

Zhou Xingxing, Following Xiao Fu, and the others also found that the sugar water and dessert were a bit dirty, and their faces turned ugly.

Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu sneered: "Boss! Is this a black shop? You dare to sell this kind of dog shit sugar water? And dare to charge me so much money?"

"What did you say?!"

The old man slapped the table and cursed, "Who doesn't know my sugar water shop is honest, you can't slander me!"

Zhou Xingxing was amused: "This is still slandering you?"

"Of course it's slander!" The old man cursed angrily: "I open a business upright, I am a person who does things properly... This time, if you don't pay 100,000, don't think about running!"

Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu: "Oh, so you're extorting me!"

The old man didn't pretend anymore and was very arrogant: "So what if I extort you? If you don't pay, don't think about leaving this shop!"

Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu: "You are so skilled at extortion, it seems this is not your first time... You must have a background, otherwise you couldn't be so rampant."

The old man held his head high, his thumb pointing at himself: "Let you know, I am the father-in-law of He Lian Sheng's Gao Lao! If you don't want to die, hand over the money obediently!"

Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu: "Gao Lao?"

The old man was proud: "How about it? Scared?"

"Pfft~~~" Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu sneered and said to Da Tou in a low voice, "Tonight, smash his shop, and by the way, call Gao Lao and let him come and see for himself."

Da Tou nodded: "Understood."

Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu stood up: "Let's go!"

"Wait!"

The old man stood directly in front of Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu and the others, blocking the way, his face fierce: "You slandered me, ruined my reputation, and want to leave just like that? 100,000 must be handed over! Otherwise, you won't walk out of this shop!"

"I want to leave, can you stop me? Dead old man!"

Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu pushed the old man away.

The old man staggered, sat directly on the ground, and fell so hard his butt almost split.

Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu and the others walked out of the sugar water shop,

and the old man behind him climbed up in a rage and chased after them.

"Piece of trash, want to leave?"

As a result, his bones were loosened from the fall, and he couldn't run fast at all. He was panting after running more than 20 meters.

"Dead old man, if you can't run, don't come out to extort people!"

"Hahaha~~~~"

Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu and the others laughed.

The old man was so angry his lungs were about to explode. He returned to the shop angrily, called his son-in-law Gao Lao, cursed, and asked him to come and preside over justice.

Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu and the others walked more than 100 meters and found another sugar water shop. This sugar water shop had many customers, including old people, children, and white-collar workers, and the price was affordable.

"Boss lady, give me 5 portions of green bean sugar water..."

"Okay~~~"

Not long after, the green bean sugar water was served, and Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu ordered a few other items, mango pomelo sago, yogurt pudding...

Ate a few bites.

Well, not bad, this green bean sugar water has a lot of bean paste and is very sweet, and it's icy cold; drinking a sip is super refreshing!

Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu and the others hadn't been drinking for long,

*Screech————*

A car stopped outside the door,

and four yellow-haired punks got out of the car aggressively and walked in.

"Hey, it's very dirty outside!"

The four yellow-haired punks came into the shop and slapped the table, cursing the boss lady who was calculating the bill.

"What? You want to collect cleaning fees?"

"That's right, you seem quite smart."

Boss lady: "I don't know which gang you are from?"

Yellow-haired punk cursed: "You don't need to care which gang I am from. From today on, this shop will pay 5,000 protection fees every month!"

Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu: "............"

Damn, these streets are really chaotic.

This yellow-haired punk didn't even say which gang, probably some small organization coming to show off.

"Da Tou, this is our territory now, drive them out!"

"Yes, Brother Zu."

Da Tou stood up and walked out, lecturing the punks: "You guys get out, from today on, this area is covered by Hong Xing, do you understand?"

The other party heard that Da Tou was from Hong Xing and was so scared they ran away.

They were just a small group, taking advantage of the vacuum of the gang handover, trying to extort as much as they could. Didn't expect to meet the real master!

Not long after these punks left,

a person who looked 30% like Brother Wah walked in with his juniors.

"Brother Xiang!"

The yellow-haired punk next to Zhou Xingxing shouted hurriedly.

Wai Jixiang's gaze locked quickly, and he walked out, sizing up Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu and Da Tou as he walked. As for Zhou Xingxing and Following Xiao Fu, they looked relatively ordinary, so he didn't pay much attention.

Director Director Director Guan Zu Zu was also sizing him up, basically recognizing that this should be the supporting character in "Dragon in the Jianghu"—Wai Jixiang.

(End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 96 =====

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