Chapter 349

"Unbelievable…… Unbelievable!"

"Under Donghuang Taiyi's command, the situation is truly complicated."

"But…… I don't know anything at all!"

Fengxi observed his nose, his nose observed his heart; even if there were some terrifying speculations, he absolutely dared not put them on the table, only able to secretly prepare to observe and verify in the years to come.

He still wanted to live a few more days.

Besides.

What does the Jun Yun clan have to do with his pure-hearted Houtu confidant?

After all, the position of Lord of the Clouds isn't something Feng someone eagerly sought after himself!

It's merely a position that Di Jun Taiyi, in order to pacify the restless Nüwa, grudgingly doled out; although the rank is high enough to display imperial regalia, the actual authority is just like that 'cloud'—able to patrol the four directions without problem, but when put into practice it's utterly illusory and vague.

Then, too, Nüwa herself felt she needed to look after that pitiful aide—who, as an envoy of humanity, had suffered a brutal assassination and bore huge psychological trauma—so she gave this position to Fengxi, as a boss making up for and rewarding her capable subordinate.

"I merely passively endured all this, and thus ascended to the position of Lord of the Clouds…… Even if this position involves great matters and is tied to some earth-shattering secrets, I cannot be said to harbor any rebellious intent!"

I am merely passively enduring all of this, and thus I have ascended to the position of Lord of the Clouds... Even though this post involves great importance and is tied to some tremendous secrets, I cannot say that I harbor any rebellious intent myself!

"If you insist on finding a source…… then the blame must be placed on Lady Nüwa's back."

"I am quite innocent, I am quite blameless."

Fengxi consoled himself, and the more he thought, the more reasonable it seemed.

Fengxi consoled himself, and the more he thought about it, the more reasonable it seemed.

All these off‑the‑wall thoughts are actually just Fengxi's random musings.

How could someone who is an approved 'Yandi Trumpet' by many great wizard ancestors possibly be related to Huangdi?

He, a 'Yandi Trumpet' approved by many great wizard ancestors, how could he possibly be related to Huangdi?

Fengxi gave a faint chuckle in his heart, sank those thoughts, and eagerly continued watching the show.

Fengxi gave a light chuckle deep inside, set those thoughts aside, and went off to continue watching the play with great enthusiasm.

Taiyi struck decisively, with extraordinary effect.

It caused Nüwa to shift her tone in the blink of an eye, becoming reasonable and no longer adding obstacles to Di Jun's lifelong affair.

However, she also had her three‑article agreement.

Coercion is out of the question; the goddess side must be willing.

Otherwise, as the Nüwa sovereign, she would have no choice but to reluctantly step in and arrange the marriage between Di Jun and the two goddesses.

Eh…… just imagining that scene is quite interesting.

Nüwa's eyes blinked repeatedly, her mouth full of matchmaking and wishes for Di Jun to find his other half, while her heart was itching to throw herself in as a substitute.

Nüwa blinked her eyes repeatedly, her mouth full of matchmaking and wishing Di Jun to find his other half in life, while inside she was clenching her fists, eager to try, preparing to substitute herself.

Di Jun opening a harem is of heavenly difficulty.

She is not the same!

As a pioneer who would inaugurate a matriarchal clan, how many goddesses admire her? Too many to count!

Wings—she wants as many as she likes, and she gets them.

Of course, what a pity.

The Nüwa sovereign's plan has been stalled.

Di Jun never fights an unprepared war.

Since he dares to direct this 'scumbag' spectacle today, he naturally had long since made preparations and secured a backup.

Since he dared to direct such a 'scumbag' big show today, he naturally had made preparations beforehand and had a backup.

Although Di Jun has remained unmarried to this point, he is certainly not a lonely noble bachelor; rather, he is quite the player, an expert in love.

When he pursues goddesses, he does it two at a time—a pair of sisters!

Flirting with goddess women, he would hook up with two at once—a pair of sisters!

Seeing Di Jun wear an incomparably gentle smile that the gods interpret as a scumbag's grin, he rose and walked over to the innate divinities hailing from the Yin‑god star, where two goddesses were gathered, and spoke with a smile.

Just look at Di Jun wearing an exceedingly gentle smile, interpreted by the gods as that of a scumbag; he rose and walked over to the innate divine realm of those born of the Yin God Star, facing the two goddesses surrounded by a crowd, and spoke with a smile.

"I wish to take the stars as betrothal gifts and sincerity as presents, to exchange for your adorning my life with splendid colors, and to bear the most precious gift of continuing our shared ideal path."

"I wish to take the stars as my betrothal gift, sincerity as my present, in exchange for you adorning my life with splendid colors, and to bear the most precious gift that continues our shared ideal path."

Di Jun's smile was radiant.

At this moment, boundless solar radiance crossed layers of time and space, gathering upon him to adorn him with the most sacred, magnificent halo.

That transcendent high‑light effect outshone everyone, making him the sole protagonist of heaven and earth at that moment, worthy of being the dream lover in the hearts of countless maidens.

Meanwhile, he was still speaking moving words of love……

Using the stars and sincerity as betrothal gifts, he obtained from the woman a dowry named lifelong companionship.

Of course, in the eyes of many male divinities, these words are also shamelessly disgusting.

"'The stars as betrothal…… isn't that just boasting because he commands the heavens?'"

"'Seems romantic, but it's merely flaunting wealth by splashing money…… vulgar! Too vulgar!'"

Gonggong the ancestral wizard muttered, 'What sincerity…… who would dare believe the sincerity of imperial figures?'

"'Who knows…… perhaps the most ruthless are the imperial houses?'"

"'Moreover, the dowry this fellow demands…… is utterly shameless!'"

"'What 'continuing the path'…… isn't that just asking people to bear children?'"

"'Putting it in such a refined manner…… who are you trying to fool?'"

Gonggong held his head high, arms crossed, wearing a look of contempt.

Gonggong held his head high, arms crossed, with a look of disdain.

Hypocrisy!

The Great Void is fake!

This deity scorns to be classed with such people!

Gonggong is proud, Gonggong is boastful.

Some of those who were jeering and laughing are now nodding their heads.

What's the point of speaking of those false 'career and love'?

Wouldn't it be better to just go straight for 'money and beautiful women'?

"Hey, I say… Gonggong, you've had enough!" Taiyi rubbed his brow, standing in for the helpless Di Jun to handle the situation, his eyes full of contempt, "You're so unsincere, such sincerity… May I ask how you view the Dragon Ancestor—his myriad dragon offspring running all over Honghuang?"

"I've heard the Dragon Ancestor has countless consorts, and he openly promotes 'spreading his seed across the world'… This seems truly like an outstanding scumbag among scumbags?!"

"And, purely treating Kun Dao female cultivators as mere breeding tools?"

Taiyi's original intention was to rebuke Gonggong.

However, this ancestral witch…

"Dragon Ancestor… truly a hero!" Gonggong felt no shame about the Dragon Ancestor, but rather gave a big thumbs‑up, "Quite possessing the masculine vigor of our male gods, straightforward, never deceitful, never hypocritical."

"Moreover, he has great aspirations and breadth of mind, knowing that reproduction is the Dragon Clan's top task, he puts it into practice, setting an example by promoting having many offspring."

"In the face of great endeavors, any romantic attachments can be set aside… wives and concubines are merely fine clothing, that…"

Gonggong was boasting extravagantly.

Unfortunately, he couldn't finish his words before suffering the most brutal blow.

Several female Yao Marshals of the Heavenly Court, like Shangyang, Qinyuan and the like, immediately grabbed the plates and tables before them and hurled them with all their might.

With these big shots taking the lead, the rest of the scene instantly descended into chaos.

Hundreds to thousands of goddesses, with their actions, defended the dignity of Kun Dao female cultivators, not merely some clothing.

In the blink of an eye, Gonggong was submerged, his figure no longer visible.

It can be said that almost all the goddesses carried out a campaign against him.

Let Gonggong understand that some things can be done, but some words must absolutely not be spoken.

Of course, the reason we say 'almost' naturally means there are a few exceptions.

Like Nüwa, who wanted to appear ladylike, being watched by her elder brother and unable to misbehave, could only note things down in her heart.

Also like the two Yin goddesses Xihe and Changxi, who are currently being shown affection by Di Jun.

This pair of sisters now have faces slightly flushed, seemingly feeling a bit embarrassed by Di Jun's frank behavior.

However, they are not ordinary people.

Their wisdom and composure are extraordinary, not to be taken lightly.

Soon enough, they all calmed their minds, extremely calm.

They will never let emotions cloud their judgment, will fully consider all aspects, make trade‑offs… Every Daluo has a set of methods for adjusting their own mindset; low‑level mistakes simply do not occur for them.

The two goddesses calming down means the difficulty of winning them over instantly skyrockets explosively.

It also means that if the suitor does not match their wishes, success is absolutely impossible.

Even if one rides the tide, shouting for a group of friends to jeer, appearing sincere but actually coercive… it's still futile.

They might even go back and prepare, scattering the ashes of anyone who dares to play such games.

The Daluo goddesses of the Honghuang world, able to break through from the somewhat disadvantaged Kun Dao groups all the way to attaining the Dao as Daluo… not a single one is easy to deal with; they're all tough nuts.

Of course, the above refers to courtship with no preparation at all.

And Di Jun…

Heaven knows, long ago he began to curry favor before this pair of sisters.

Using the pretext of being a family of Yin and Yang, from shortly after birth he would wander about the Yin star, often taking the role of elder brother, almost cultivating familial affection.

He almost wanted to skip the stage of first love and go straight into the pattern of an old married couple with mutual understanding.

His current behavior is merely poking the last layer of window paper.

Therefore, Xihuang will highly evaluate Di Jun, certainly not without reason.

Just look at such ample preparation, casting such a long line to catch two big fish… the title of love expert, if he doesn't wear it, who else could?

Xihe and Changxi exchanged a smile, then turned their heads to look at Di Jun, yet neither immediately spoke a direct refusal, issuing a 'nice guy' card.

Xihe leaned forward slightly, the corner of her mouth slightly hooked, 'You want to marry both of us at once… that's quite daring, and also quite beautiful.'

"Mm, I am quite daring." Di Jun nodded, "Inside, I have some of my own selfish motives… Of course, I also fear that you sisters, after so many years of feelings, would suddenly be separated—wouldn't that be bad? I would unwittingly become a villain."

So, it's better for everyone to stay together.

Di Jun's scoundrel‑ness seems to have some reason.

Xihe neither affirmed nor denied, merely saying, 'Marriage matters are easy to discuss; we just need to nod.'

However, there are some situations I think you should have foreseen.

Times change, hearts shift.

If there is something, it's best to speak it out.

If one day we come to dislike each other, or our paths clash…

I hope to marry you from the heart, wishing to let you live better, adding lovely color to life." The sun's light gathered, making Di Jun's warm‑man image more prominent, "Not absolute control desire, wanting to turn you into my puppets, twisting your minds."

If you have your own careers, you can still pursue them… If our ideals clash irreconcilably, there's no need to wrong yourself, to accommodate me… You can freely propose separation, and I will agree.

Di Jun solemnly promised, 'I will not forcibly retain you, merely adding resentment.'

Daluo unions are because of affection; whereas separation is often due to diverging paths.

Everyone has their own views; for Daluo who have comprehended their true hearts and true selves, that self‑view is even clearer and stronger.

They live splendidly for themselves; love cannot completely control such people—if you dare domestic violence, I dare to break down the door and leave!

Who's afraid of whom!

It's not like you can't live without me.

Strength is in the body, wisdom in the heart; the world is vast, all can go.

"This is actually the best." Xihe smiled and nodded; beside her, Changxi blinked and obediently echoed her sister.

"Then, do you agree?" Di Jun asked with a smile.

"Of course." Xihe replied, "Hope that between us we can have the most beautiful memories of a period of time… If we can add a limit, I hope it is eternity."

Her gaze was soft, without the calm rationality of earlier talks, her cheeks slightly flushed: "Knowing each other, staying together, forever united in heart."

Xihe flicked it back, making Di Jun laugh heartily.

"Xihe, Changxi… you can rest assured, entrust your future to me."

"I will hold a grand wedding with you, so that our love will be witnessed by heaven and earth, by all beings, by the ages!"

Di Jun said so.

"At the same time, please also bear witness, everyone!"

The Monster Emperor surveyed the many Great Luo who had come to attend.

"Good!"

Each Great Luo spoke in unison at this moment.

Even among them, there is no shortage of Wu Clan experts hiding undercover.

But for now, they are all giving face, sincerely stating— they will definitely bring gifts, attend the ceremony, and wholeheartedly wish this couple… ah, no, this trio's love to be blissful.

There is no trace of how they previously desperately tried to trip him up, fiercely criticizing Di Jun as a scumbag, which would have made the vast goddess groups keep their eyes open, lest they be deceived in heart and body.

This, too, is only natural.

This era is indeed the lich's tribulation struggle; the big shots each serve their lord, have taken sides, attacking opponents and disgusting each other is the norm.

But this era will eventually pass.

Di Jun has overcome all obstacles, passed Nüwa's trial, and settled his lifelong affair… Naturally, no one would cause trouble at the wedding or pull petty tricks.

Otherwise, Di Jun could truly bear a grudge against that person for eternity, constantly thinking of them across infinite time and space, never dying, never resting.

Of course, besides the wedding?

Some Great Luo exchanged glances and reached a consensus.

'What ought to be blackened, must be blackened!'

'Shocking! In broad daylight, under the eyes of all, the Monster Emperor actually expressed such a heinous attitude, trampling the dignity of the vast Kun Dao female cultivators!'

'Unbelievable! Is this a loss of morality? Or a distortion of divinity? Speaking of the sky-high betrothal gifts of Demon Emperor Di Jun, the severe distortion of views on marriage, or making him a sinner against humanity!'

Each Great Luo, well-versed in the operations of the '2B' Shock Department, with a thought, naturally accomplishes articles.

Upon returning, immediately send it out secretly; we must blacken Di Jun the scumbag to the utmost!

'Fuck!'

'As expected, still infuriating!'

'We're still single!'

'You thieving bird, just flying away was bad enough, but you also snatched lemons and fed us dog food!'

'What can be endured, what cannot be endured!'

(End of chapter)