Chapter 55

As a pure love war god, one volume is enough for me.

I'm guessing you're currently lying on the bed, twisting about to become a maggot, right?

Upstairs, could you take down the surveillance camera in my room?

Family, who gets it ahhhhh, this is a confession ahhhhh!

Inside the Valkyrie Academy, Kiana was idly browsing the forum, discovering that it was almost completely flooded with posts by Bronya and Himeko.

The screen is full of discussions like "I'm dizzy from shipping" and "I'm crazy from shipping".

"Uncle Yang, Miss Kojou, Bronya, Himeko... they all appeared in the light screen." Kiana leaned on Mei's desk, playing with the girl's hair hanging in front of the desk: "Mei, when will you appear in the light screen?"

"I'm also curious when Kiana will appear." Mei smiled gently.

"Mei's cooking is so amazing, her isotopic version's cooking should also be good." Kiana was saying that when her gaze accidentally glanced at the light screen in the sky: seeing Himeko and Bronya being lovey-dovey inside... Kiana immediately shook her head.

"No, the isotopic versions of Himeko and Bronya have completely different personalities and identities... even their body shapes and appearances differ greatly; maybe Mei's isotopic version is completely opposite, a big sister who can't cook at all."

Mei lightly tapped Kiana's forehead: "Kiana, if you truly appear in the other world of the light screen, what would you most want to do?"

"Of course it's to find you, Mei." Kiana blinked her eyes, saying without hesitation: "No matter which world, I want to be with Mei!"

"Ding—"

Just as the twelve o'clock bell rang, Kiana's stomach timely made a "gurgle" sound; the girl "heave-ho" stood up from the chair, urgently saying: "It's noon, Mei, I'm going to heat our two lunches!"

After saying that, without giving Mei any time to react, Kiana disappeared into the classroom.

Watching Kiana leave, the seat behind her and the door swaying left and right, Mei slowly got up, went to the window and opened it.

The warm wind from noon lifted her purple hair, also making this usually stern and serious Valkyrie more clearly perceive that, compared to Himeko in the light screen—her face was just as scorching hot.

"Um... Mei, will the afternoon training still be with Kiana's team?"

Mei turned her face, flicked a strand of hair from behind her ear forward, covering her cheek.

"... Yes."

"After a night, the refreshed Star got up from bed."

"After leaving the hotel, I found San Yueqi and Dan Heng waiting at the door; it seems they got up early."

"The three of us together sought out Earthfire to discuss the subsequent plan; after meeting Aolige, the first step of the plan was for Sangbo to lead everyone to the upper area, but when discussing the second step, Dan Heng finally noticed that Bronya was not present."

"Himeko said, Bronya has already returned to the upper area first; some things must be resolved by herself."

"However, before leaving, she left a note explaining that if she encounters any mishap, several people can seek help from the Langdao siblings—that is, Xiluwa and Jiepade."

"\"Xiluwa... ah, turns out she's Jiepade's sister! \" San Yueqi exclaimed, opening her mouth wide, but after thinking... those two's signature blond hair indeed matches."

"Star suddenly said: 'Maybe \"older sister\" refers to Jiepade?'"

"San Yueqi: \"??? \""

"Hahaha, Star's focus is so weird!"

"What's weird about that, how dare you assume Jiepade's gender?"

"Yeah, in the Beautiful Country... Jiepade can even define their gender as a Walmart shopping bag."

"??? So... this place is the Valkyrie Academy, right?"

"According to the standards of the Beautiful Country, even if physiologically male, as long as one identifies as female, one can come to be a 'female' Valkyrie~"

"......!! Upstairs don't say that! I'm getting goosebumps!"

"The scene shifts, returning to the upper area, Bronya heads straight to Kripteburg."

"\"Mother, I'm back. \""

"Upon pushing open the office's big door, at the moment of seeing her mother, Bronya clearly felt that Kekeliya had become much more haggard; at the moment of seeing herself, her dim gaze instantly regained its luster."

"\"Bronya! I thought... I thought I would lose you. \" Kekeliya's lips trembled slightly, \"Where exactly did you run off to, are you hurt? I'll immediately call the butler——"

"\"No, it's fine! I don't really want to see Saibasi right now. Sorry, mother......"

"Feeling this warmth from her mother, Bronya's previously prepared mental resolve collapsed in an instant; she couldn't help but fantasize again—could all this just be a misunderstanding?"

"\"I'm fine, I really am fine. I ran a big loop in the lower area, experienced several battles, but overall I managed to cope. \""

"\"The lower area? \" Kekeliya's face instantly changed; after a brief silence, her excited tone turned cold: \"Then report your findings to me, Commander Bronya. \""

"Changing faces so fast, bad woman! bad woman! bad woman! Denji yelled while looking at the light screen."

"Denji, you're noisy to death! Pawa swung and threw an empty milk carton at Denji's head, \"If you keep saying bad woman, I'll forbid you from watching! I'll gouge out your eyeballs!! \""

"Hmm..."

"Denji, who was just making a fuss, suddenly quieted down, propping his chin with one hand, staring fixedly at a conspicuous part of Kekeliya that could be called a big watermelon."

"Compared to a certain pad demon..."

"Although if the eyes are gouged out they can recover by drinking blood, missing Kekeliya on the light screen would be too great a loss."

"Although Kekeliya is a bad woman, her figure is really alluring."

"One thing is one thing... talk is talk, but looking is still necessary; in this regard he is absolutely a pragmatist."

"If changing faces quickly means being a bad woman, then I am the best woman in the world... no, a demon! Pawa suddenly said, \"I say I'll blast whoever's balls, I'll blast their balls, never changing faces nor lying! \""

"Denji, do you say what I said is right or not?!"

"Denji ignored Pawa's noisy chatter beside him, instead turning his gaze toward the kitchen side where a plate hadn't been cleaned yet."

"The plate had half-eaten bread slathered with butter and jam; the cream on the cupcake was completely licked clean by him, leaving only a coffee-colored soft cake base."

"The coffee in the coffee cup... he poured it out as swill."

"——These were the breakfast that woman promised him not long ago."

"\"I almost forgot... the best woman in the world must be Miss Makima. \""

"\"Without hesitation, Denji said firmly. \""