Chapter 578

Dan Heng: "Hello everyone."

Xing: "Nice to meet you~☆*:. o(≧▽≦)o.: *☆——This is Xing, you can also call me Silver River Ball Bat Hero (striking a cool pose)! I'm a cute newbie, welcome to add me, please give me lots of guidance~"

Xing: "Nice to meet you~☆*:. o(≧▽≦)o.: *☆——This is Xing, you can also call me Silver River Ball Bat Hero (striking a cool pose)! I'm a cute newbie, welcome to add me, please give me lots of guidance~"

Zhao Xiangji: "?"

Dan Heng: "......"

Du Ai Bao: "?"

Ba Jiao Hua Jiang: "Hahaha @Zhao Xiangji your friend is really funny!"

Zhao Xiangji: "I'm not familiar with her!"

After the three joined the group, they prepared to go register first; on the way, Dan Heng gave the two a popular science about the history of Origami University; the university now mainly consists of three colleges: Dream Building, Harmony Music, Wealth.

On the student square, a huge golden origami bird statue shines under the lights; looking around, the vicinity is full of bustling markets, stalls dazzlingly varied, simply more lively than an amusement park.

As the three walked along, nearby roadside stalls everywhere sold sleeping banana monkey plushies; moreover, even the Beautiful Dream Troupe here took on the role of Banana Helper, and sleeping banana monkeys have permeated every corner of the university.

Banana Helper

"Why are the faculty and staff of Origami University the Beautiful Dream Troupe?" Dan Heng asked curiously.

You may not know, during the school anniversary most teachers are attending academic conferences, so the principal commissioned the Beautiful Dream Troupe to fill the teaching vacancy. The Beautiful Dream Troupe seemed to notice the distrust on their faces, quickly explained: "Rest assured, the Banana Teachers are loaded with the memories of veteran teachers, their Banana Studies level is absolutely reliable—but now there's no rush to study; everyone first have fun at the Colorful Dream School Anniversary!"

March 7 stood up confidently: "Of course, I never planned to study hard!"

—— (just a separator line). We need to output 【14】 with translation. The line is just "——". Probably it's a horizontal rule. We should output same: "——". So 【14】 ——

The Princess Kaguya wants me to confess.

No strict professors, no heavy coursework—then couldn't we just freely date!?

In the student council room of the Outstanding Wisdom Institute Academy, Fujiwara Chika gazed dreamily at the magnificent university on the screen, chuckling: "We could also start a tabletop gaming club, a love research society, a late-night snack tasting department——"

Hey hey, Senior Fujiwara, don't get it wrong. Ishigami gently took off his earphones, earnestly emphasizing: "First, that's the university in the 'dream realm'; you're using the dream realm's university as a reference, which is essentially the same as wanting to date but using shoujo manga and galgames as references. Secondly……"

Thus line: In the student council room of Outstanding Wisdom Institute Academy, Fujiwara Chika gazed dreamily at the magnificent university on the screen, chuckling: "We could also start a tabletop gaming club, a love research society, a late-night snack tasting department——"

Hey hey, Senior Fujiwara, don't get it wrong. Ishigami gently took off his earphones, earnestly emphasizing: "First, that's the university in the 'dream realm'; you're using the dream realm's university as a reference, which is essentially the same as wanting to date but using shoujo manga and galgames as references. Secondly……"

He pointed at the group of students fervently chasing the sleeping banana monkeys on the screen: "Senior, are you sure you've gotten there? Can your charm beat the sleeping banana monkeys? Your love research society might not even be formed yet, but the members have all run off to join the 'Sleeping Banana Monkey' support club."

Thus line: Hey hey, Senior Fujiwara, don't get it wrong. Ishigami gently took off his earphones, earnestly emphasizing: "First, that's the university in the 'dream realm'; you're using the dream realm's university as a reference, which is essentially the same as wanting to date but using shoujo manga and galgames as references. Secondly……"

Iino Mako's small face turned serious: "But those monkeys obviously have problems; why aren't the teachers doing anything about it!"

Managing? Maybe the teachers themselves are fans of the sleeping banana monkeys. Ishigami spread his hands, "Moreover, as things stand, Xing even has plushies appearing in his own platinum guest room……maybe the masters of Pinokangni are also affected."

Iino Mako's small face turned serious: "But those monkeys obviously have problems; why aren't the teachers doing anything about it!"

Iino Mako

"Dan Heng, remember to copy notes for me." Xing has already planned to open external assistance.

"Don't rush, this isn't the real exam."

—— (separator). Output 【22】 ——

Montana said, if students have objections to the houses, they can also apply to switch colleges at any time, but after all the pressure in the dream is also great; after Pinokangni went public, they relaxed the dream entry review, competition became fiercer, the family is willing to give clear guidance, and many students are extremely happy.

"So realistic……" March 7 scratched his head.

After saying goodbye to Montana, Xing, March 7, and Dan Heng followed the guidance and arrived at the main venue of the school anniversary. The huge square was already buzzing with people; even the air seemed filled with the unique festive cheer. They found a spot near the stage and waited for the opening ceremony to begin.

Amidst a burst of enthusiastic cheers, the stage lights suddenly focused on the center, and a figure steadily walked to the center of the stage.

"But when they could clearly see the person walking onto the stage……"

"I… I didn't see wrong, did I?" March 7 rubbed his eyes vigorously, "This… this is impossible? How could the principal be……"

"To be precise, it's a monkey wearing a white coat on the outside, with a finely tailored inner garment, a tie, and even thick glasses on its nose. Unlike other sleeping banana monkeys, the principal's stature is as tall as an ordinary person, and has a dignified demeanor."

"Students, hello——or should I say, big banana hello."

Harry Potter.

Harry was stunned, eyes wide round. Clearly standing on the stage was a monkey!

"This is impossible……" Hermione murmured, her voice trembling with shock, "A monkey…… as principal? Are they crazy or am I?"

"But… is it really a monkey?" Harry asked hesitantly, recalling the various magical creatures in the wizarding world; although letting a monkey be principal is indeed absurd, after all he had witnessed various absurd things through the celestial screen, and upon careful consideration, maybe the company also has this technique.

He still quickly composed himself and said seriously: "... Could it be someone else pretending, or using some kind of transfiguration technique or the like?"

This remark actually woke Hermione up.

"Definitely pretending, Harry!" Hermione immediately retorted with her firm tone, "How could a normal monkey possibly have such intelligence? Look at its behavior, its speech logic! It must have received higher education!"

"I actually think it's not pretending." Ron muttered, "Based on my experience, there's definitely something fishy behind this; those monkeys in the dream bubbles have been trying to influence Xing, I suspect this principal is the one manipulating those monkeys."

"Who knows? Maybe he just likes it?" Ron spread his hands, "Anyway I think this school has serious problems; with so many students, it feels like there isn't a single normal person, everyone's a lunatic."

"What's going on, is this a prank show?" March 7 began to feel afraid.

"I am Professor Puli Meng. Of course, everyone can also call me by a more popular term——'Banana Instructor'!" The principal repeatedly reassured: "Haha, aren't you all startled? Don't worry, I'm neither foolish nor mad; I just used this form to show the freshmen the style of Origami University——colorful dreams, free ideals!"

—— (separator). Output 【36】 ——

"The whole semester's classes are packed, every day is a three-point-one-line life, graduation defenses are too exhausting, papers can't be written at all…… students, this is wrong, this is absolutely not what young people in a land of dreams should be like. So today, the Banana Instructor will tell everyone a piece of good news——"

When seeing this "principal" walk onto the stage amidst the deafening cheers, Harry and these three kids likewise simultaneously sucked in a breath of cold air.

Harry

Harry was stunned, eyes wide round. Clearly standing on the stage was a monkey!

"This is impossible……" Hermione murmured, her voice trembling with shock, "A monkey…… as principal? Are they crazy or am I?"

Hermione

"But… is it really a monkey?" Harry asked hesitantly, recalling the various magical creatures in the wizarding world; although letting a monkey be principal is indeed absurd, after all he had witnessed various absurd things through the celestial screen, and upon careful consideration, maybe the company also has this technique.

celestial screen

He still quickly composed himself and said seriously: "... Could it be someone else pretending, or using some kind of transfiguration technique or the like?"

This remark actually woke Hermione up.

"Definitely pretending, Harry!" Hermione immediately retorted with her firm tone, "How could a normal monkey possibly have such intelligence? Look at its behavior, its speech logic! It must have received higher education!"

"I actually think it's not pretending." Ron muttered, "Based on my experience, there's definitely something fishy behind this; those monkeys in the dream bubbles have been trying to influence Xing, I suspect this principal is the one manipulating those monkeys."

Xing

"But why would he do that?"

"Who knows? Maybe he just likes it?" Ron spread his hands, "Anyway I think this school has serious problems; with so many students, it feels like there isn't a single normal person, everyone's a lunatic."

—— (separator). Output 【48】 ——

"What's going on, is this a prank show?" March 7 began to feel afraid.

Down below, some students had already gotten excited: "Whoa, it's a sleeping banana monkey!"

"I am Professor Puli Meng. Of course, everyone can also call me by a more popular term——'Banana Instructor'!" The principal repeatedly reassured: "Haha, aren't you all startled? Don't worry, I'm neither foolish nor mad; I just used this form to show the freshmen the style of Origami University——colorful dreams, free ideals!"

Banana Instructor

Thus line: "I am Professor Puli Meng. Of course, everyone can also call me by a more popular term——'Banana Instructor'!" The principal repeatedly reassured: "Haha, aren't you all startled? Don't worry, I'm neither foolish nor mad; I just used this form to show the freshmen the style of Origami University——colorful dreams, free ideals!"

After saying that, he let out a heavy sigh: "Ah, what a beautiful wish. But I've heard that it has now become an empty phrase; everyone is pressed down by studies, unable to lift their heads, with no time to gaze at the starry sky of the dream realm."

"The whole semester's classes are packed, every day is a three-point-one-line life, graduation defenses are too exhausting, papers can't be written at all…… students, this is wrong, this is absolutely not what young people in a land of dreams should be like. So today, the Banana Instructor will tell everyone a piece of good news——"

After discussion, the teaching and research group unanimously decided to cancel all courses and exams for this semester; only need to participate in the school celebration to obtain credits!