Chapter 589: Banana Evil, Not the Way (17)

"Galaxy Ninja Scroll: Prologue."

"To defeat the Imperial Monkey Evil Ninja, the girl became the heir of the Chaotic Ninja Art. She adopted the ninja name 【Luan Po】 and began training under Master Bitter Tea."

"To let Luan Po penetrate the mysteries of the ninja art, Master Bitter Tea gave her an extremely harsh trial. And to liberate the Ninja Capital shrouded in darkness, Luan Po also endured countless tests. Master Bitter Tea understood that Luan Po was transforming into a true ninja, and her destiny would soon arrive…"

"Year 61 of the Ninja Era, Chaotic Dojo of the Ninja Capital."

"\"Apprentice Luan Po—\" Master Bitter Tea handed a scroll to the single‑knee‑knelt girl. \"You have been in the sect for five years, unafraid of the torment of arduous cultivation, unflinching in the face of perilous trials, mastering myriad ninja arts. Today I grant you the title 【Chaotic Ninja】; you will become our vanguard against evil ninjas, leading the Ninja Capital forward with resolve. \""

"\"Thank you, Master Bitter Tea; I am deeply honored, \""

"\"Take this scroll. It contains the secret of the Chaotic Ninja Art; it can unleash a dazzling hue that scares evil spirits and dismantle the evil ninja formation. Sprinkle it over the Ninja Capital, using ink colors to dispel the city's gloom and raise a banner of resistance against wickedness. \""

"Luan Po lifted her head: \"What should I paint? \""

"\"I don't know, apprentice, \" Master Bitter Tea paused. \"You may paint anything, interpreting the scroll in your heart. This is your own ninja art—so you must decide for yourself. \""

"——"

"Naruto."

"\"Yo~ Yo~! Senior's words have rhythm, rhyming ninjutsu is truly superb~! Yeah! \" Chirabi gestured excitedly like a rapper, his body swaying involuntarily to an imagined beat. \"Does that mean the whole Ninja Capital is rapping? Ninja hip‑hop is so fresh! Baby! \""

"Xiao Mei Ming helplessly placed a hand on her forehead, choosing to ignore the over‑excited eight‑tail jinchūriki. She tapped the table lightly, her sharp gaze scrutinizing the rustic scroll in the senior's hand against the sky: \"The elder said the bestowed scroll is the secret of the Chaotic Ninja Art, yet from his description it sounds like just a can of graffiti spray paint? Can that be called a secret? \""

"In her mind, a secret should be at least an S‑rank ninjutsu, right?"

"Unfortunately those fragmented memories don't fully show Luan Po's training, otherwise she would really want to know how other‑world ninjutsu is practiced, since the outside world lacks chakra… perhaps it's a technique for harnessing destiny's power?"

"\"Their ninjutsu differs greatly from ours; to be honest, I didn't really see what ninjutsu Luan Po used when she appeared, \" Da Ye Mu crossed her arms, brows knit. She didn't see any ninjutsu in battle, only a burst of spray paint exploding in a riot of colors. Apart from that, she saw no hand seals or any other ninja techniques."

"Thunder Shadow Ai nodded: \"In my view, the physical technique component is huge; one strike can take down a Dream‑Shock Troupe, the force is considerable. Moreover, her hearing and speed are beyond ordinary people; she must be a ninja proficient in physical arts. \""

"——"

"\"Some time ago…\""

"\"Xing, Xing… pull yourself together, don't fall asleep. \""

"Xing was awakened from a dream by San Yue Qi; Dan Heng and she were sitting at the table before them, and the two still hadn't managed to contact Bo Tiu."

"\"Can we trust Luan Po? \" San Yue Qi asked, sitting at the desk."

"\"That may be impolite, but for now the only thing that can attest to her ranger status is her strange words and deeds. Yet her worries aren't unfounded; I also think… this sudden monkey craze is too odd. \""

"San Yue Qi also felt the monkey's presence was unsettling; whether it's the monkey principal, Xing's bizarre dream, or the Banana Helper in the academy, everything carried a strange sense of dissonance."

"Dan Heng suggested checking the nearest Dream‑Building Design class; considering the sudden popularity of the Sleeping Banana Monkey wasn't natural, he thought they should first focus on the faculty's behavior."

"The three just left the classroom and saw Luan Po in the hallway; she was also here for the Dream‑Shock Troupe Banana Helper class. After greeting them warmly, Luan Po approached and whispered cautiously: \"This dojo called 【Class】 is certainly deceitful; evil spirits also roam here, so all ninjas must act with utmost caution. \""

"When everyone was present, Dream‑Building Banana Master shook his head, rang the class bell, and the surrounding students gathered."

"The lesson's content was Dream‑Building; he handed a can of dye to San Yue Qi."

"\"The substance that forms dreams differs entirely from reality, and Dream‑Building works the same way. What you hold is 【Meme Dye】 made from memory essence. Use it to decorate this wall; the theme is me, and everyone's favorite Sleeping Banana Monkey. \""

"San Yue Qi glanced at the dye in hand, puzzled: \"So, is this class about painting? \""

"\"No, no, no, student, Dream‑Building is completely different from painting; let me give a demonstration, Banana—\""

"Dream‑Building Banana Master lifted the spray can, and colored ink droplets burst forth. The colored ink seemed alive, flowing, surging, and blending on the wall, forming ever‑changing images… the pattern completed in an instant, like magic."

"\"Maintain a calm mindset, envision what you wish to create, let emotion and material resonate, and imagination becomes reality within the dream—that is 【Dream‑Building】 Banana! \""

"——"

"Zero Zone."

"…"

"Inside Bai Qi Chong Gong, Ke Lei Da, hefting a construction hammer and pounding ash, was suddenly stunned."

"Wait, wait, wait! What does 'let emotion and material resonate, turning imagination into dream reality' mean? Does it just require thinking… and the house builds itself? This Pinokangni is way too convenient! We stayed up three nights, moved over ten tons of steel and concrete just to repair the load‑bearing structure of the building on Sixth Street!!"

"Rebar must be specified first, concrete needs a pre‑mix ratio, steel‑structure welds must be inspected, and a room's waterproofing, insulation, and heat‑shielding must be checked! Don't they need to consider all that during Dream‑Building?!"

"Ke Lei Da grew increasingly frantic, wildly scratching her head."

"\"President, that's a dream; just look at what's on the sky… don't try to apply it… no one can replicate that technique, \" Ben said helplessly."

"Ke Lei Da slumped onto a toolbox, her face full of resentment: \"I know, but I… I'm really jealous! Damn! If we could build houses that easily, I'd fill the skyscrapers with voids. \""