Chapter 592

My little sister can't possibly be that cute.

"Wah—! So cool! Miss Luanpo is too cool!"

When I saw Luanpo standing in front of Charylka, Toreno's eyes lit up, she hugged the cushion on the sofa, and her body leaned forward excitedly: "Look at her eyes! That confidence! And her way of speaking! Although a bit strange, it's super imposing! The next scene should be the righteous beating, right?"

Gao Sangjingjie, on the other hand, had a subtle expression: "Sure, it's cool, but the words she quoted are really weird? Pythons and manta rays? What's that got to do with anything... It sounds like lines copied from some weird manga."

Cooked salmon can't swim, and ninjas don't spread heresy—though I don't know how these two are connected—but this person named Luanpo is indeed nice; if it were Botou Ou there, he'd probably act the same as her.

"Right, right! She's really cool!" Toreno got even more excited, she turned around, her eyes sparkling as she looked at him: "Bro! You said it'd be great if there were a Galgame starring Luanpo as the protagonist! It would definitely be super fun! Imagine dating a girl who's that cool, strong, speaks interestingly, and has super high initiative... Isn't that fun?!"

"Oh?" Jingjie smirked mischievously, he gave Toreno a sideways glance, and said in a deliberately drawn-out tone: "I recall—someone doesn't only like playing those little-sister Galgames where you call everyone 'brother', right? Their collection shelf is stacked with them. How come, your taste has changed?"

"Ugh……!" Toreno's face instantly flushed red, like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, she flung the pillow in her arms hard at Jingjie: "Stupid, stupid old brother! What are you spouting?! Who… who only likes that kind of game?! And why can't I like both?"

"Fine, fine, anything goes." Jingjie shrugged, "But speaking of which, are you sure a girl like Luanpo would understand what 'love' is? If you treat her as a love interest, she'll only see you as her ninja apprentice in training, thinking you're joining her to eradicate evil."

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""This is a cheating banana!""

""Your Highness, the Great-Headed Evil, teachers transmit doctrine, receive learning, resolve doubts—one must not lightly deny a ninja apprentice's ninja way!" Luanpo stared at him sternly."

""Exactly, exactly, no matter how you say it, that earlier criticism was too much. And my Six-Phase Ice isn't bad either!" March 7 also chimed in."

However, this rhetoric only made Instructor Banana even more furious; he pointed at Luanpo and March 7 and shouted angrily: "Damn it, banana! Where did these off-campus wild monkeys come from? Not only are they disrupting class order, but they're also using fallacious reasoning to incite my monkey offspring! Get out! Otherwise I'll use my iron fist to 'banana-raise' you—and you lot of troublemaking monkey offspring as well!"

""Finally showing your vicious nature, huh?" Luanpo's eyes narrowed: "... Then I shall begin the Majestic Hunt!"

The battle was about to break out; Instructor Banana, furious, waved his hand behind him: "Banana Helpers, follow me! Give this bunch of underachievers a proper lesson, banana!"

But as soon as the three of them took a step forward, Luanpo's figure vanished; the next second she appeared behind the three members of the Beautiful Dream Troupe, and like lightning, the watching students didn't even see her move before the Banana Helpers toppled over like puppets with cut strings.

""The outcome is decided. Let me chant the ninja's true words for you—no matter what treaties or laws exist, if you resort to violence, you must be ready to face violence in return."

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Jujutsu Kaisen

"That's ninjutsu? It's practically instantaneous movement!"

In the sky, Luanpo's fighting figure from just moments ago was like a ghost, instantly knocking down the three Beautiful Dream Troupe members; Yuji felt he had only blinked once, and the battle was already over.

"No, it's taijutsu."

A calm female voice came from beside. Scarred Chan Yuan Zhenxi crossed her arms, leaning against the wall: "In that instant, she attacked the three monsters with the giant blade in her hand; her movements were swift… everything seemed to happen simultaneously."

Although others couldn't see clearly, the absolute physical strength and dynamic vision granted to her by the Heavenly Restriction still allowed Zhenxi to catch Luanpo's blurred afterimage; she never imagined her taijutsu could reach such a level—her ninjutsu must be even more fearsome!

But why does she never use ninjutsu?

Whether it was at the Sleeping Banana Little Monkey's place or this time, Luanpo used only taijutsu in combat from start to finish; the only explanation Maki could think of was that the ninjutsu of the Ninja Nation is extraordinarily powerful—once used, its destructive force is immense, and in such a confined environment she must safeguard the safety of more ordinary people.

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"All right, this student… you've smashed him up." Instructor Banana looked around at the observing students, "Fellow students, I'm truly sorry—it's the school's fault for not supervising these 'Banana Instructors' properly, causing everyone trouble."

"Your Excellency, are you the lord of Origami Village?"

"A lord? Don't make me laugh—I'm just a lowly staff member; the school's master is always the students." Instructor Banana pushed up his thick glasses: "I heard there's been some disturbance in the Dream-Building Design class, so I came specially to have a look. As it turns out, these Beautiful Dream Troupes have lost control—my apologies again. However, this student, you look somewhat unfamiliar; you're probably not a student of Origami University, are you?"

"Come to think of it, I've heard that recently an unidentified stowaway sneaked into Pinokangni… pink hair, red clothes, a burning scarf—the hound's sighting report bears some resemblance to you, fellow student."

Luanpo raised her head, her tone unchanged: "Your Excellency, no need to beat around the bush—just speak plainly."

Instructor Banana's tone suddenly shifted: "Heh, what I mean is… if the criminal truly harbors ill intent, why would they come to study at Origami University—you're just a kid who loves learning, right?"

This left March 7 completely baffled, her head full of fog: "Huh?"

"Any banana sapling has the chance to bear fruit; everyone has the right to receive 'equal banana-raising.' Origami University is free! So, fellow student, you can totally stay and audit the class—make sure to study well!"

Having said that, Instructor Banana turned back and greeted the watching students behind him: "Come—let's show enthusiasm and welcome the new student!"

The atmosphere on site instantly heated up again; many students gathered around, asking Luanpo about ninjas and ninjutsu. And after doing all that, that Instructor Banana had already slipped away unnoticed, walking alone to the outside of the teaching building.

The hem of his white lab coat fluttered lightly in the night breeze; he lifted his head, and the aurora that never ends in Pinokangni was reflected in his lenses.

"Heh, fate… truly like a banana peel…"

"We are all imprisoned fruit flesh, forever unable to break free from its bonds."