Chapter 596

"Why? Because your dad is tired, banana. I asked him if he had any regrets, he said no. But when I tore off that banana peel disguise, what I saw was that withdrawal warning letter you hid."

Wealth Banana Master tore off the hypocritical mask, completely stopped pretending, and mockingly said to Fugui's face: "Yeah, how did I forget banana, you're a hopeless poor student; rather than waste teaching resources, it'd be better to turn you into a commodity of the Wealth Academy, which would still have some value, banana banana banana."

"I promised your father I'd give you the same happiness. Fugui, it's time to rest, banana."

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Demon Slayer

"So, the sleepy banana monkey he gave to Xing was transformed from his father? Goodness..."

Sweet Dew Temple Mili covered her mouth, her eyes wide open, incredulously looking at the decrepit sleepy banana little monkey on the celestial canopy; no wonder this monkey would run to Fugui first—it turned out she wanted to be with her son.

"Really a bastard!"

The veins on Immortal River Sanmi's forehead bulged, his sun-and-moon blade half-drawn, killing intent spreading like a tangible substance. He stared fixedly at the smug, twisted face of the Wealth Banana Master in the celestial canopy, as if seeing another evil spirit that toys with humanity and life.

"How are these guys any different from Wucan? Turning fathers into monkeys and giving them away……the conspiracy of that monkey principal has been completely exposed!"

"Although Shimi doesn't know what these people's goal is in turning humans into monkeys with such effort, such a disregard for human ethics is already enough to grind their bones to ash and scatter them; now we must find that monkey principal and confront him face to face!"

"Being able to turn people into monkeys……Baptiste also mentioned that the primitive doctor could turn people into monkeys to swing on vines in the jungle; could that principal be the primitive doctor?" Hudieren discovered the blind spot.

"Everything can also be explained; that principal also matches the 【Imperial Monkey Evil Ninja】 mentioned by Luanpo; if he is the ultimate target, dealing with him should be much easier than hiding from Wucan who never shows himself—just kill the banana instructor…then everything should be over, right?"

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""How, how could this be? Dad, if even you have given up, what am I staying here for......" Fugui lowered his head, his gaze desolate, "Dad, I can't hold on......""

""…Banana." Fugui looked pained toward the Wealth Banana Master behind him."

""Fugui's condition is not right, quickly stop him!""

"The three rushed out together; when they saw Luanpo appear, the Wealth Banana Master's expression instantly turned odd: "What! How could there be a ninja here!""

""Quickly stop!""

""I don't have hands either!" The Banana Master stepped back several times, "Students, don't get excited yet, let me say a few words. I just want to help these poor kids escape suffering, exchange an identity to enjoy happiness—incidentally make a little money in the process—this isn't unusual in Pinokangni either.""

""After all, you have prominent identities and endless credit points, but my students have nothing. So I offered a better choice, which this father and son voluntarily accepted—a very fair 'Banana Exchange,' right?""

"Upon hearing this, Luanpo solemnly said: 'The Galaxy Ninja Manual states: Grilled skewers know not ice-clear purity, chilled sashimi knows not fire brightness. If falling into the evil path is the choice of the Department Store Ninja, I truly have no right to interfere.'"

""Banana banana banana, you're far more reasonable than I imagined." The Banana Master breathed a sigh of relief."

""But mere words aren't proof; let me confirm—Department Store Ninja, is this your intention?""

""Fugui: …Banana?""

""Looks like he can't answer. Then—Department Store Village Chief, is this your intention?""

""Little Monkey: …Banana?""

"Luanpo silently drew his huge blade, ready for battle: 'Treacherous evil spirits, full of nonsense. Look! They cannot possibly prove your words.'"

""The Wealth Banana Master instantly went dumb: 'What nonsense, how can a monkey speak human words?!'""

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Twin Cities Battle.

""Hahaha, what is this all about? So this is how you prove it?""

In the Piiertewofu Security Bureau office, Wei finally couldn't help laughing loudly, patting Caitlin's shoulder, "See? Little cake? To deal with this rascal, you have to use this method. You reason with him, he acts like a hooligan; you directly act like a hooligan, he ends up dazed!"

""Alright, but dealing with such evildoers naturally requires more direct methods." Caitlin, facing the mirror, carefully tidied her upper uniform, "Even if Fugui's student chose to fall into the evil path himself, why does evil exist, how does it arise, yet is inseparable from these banana masters; solely on this point, Luanpo cannot let them go.""

""Moreover..." Caitlin paused, a fleeting disgust flashing in her eyes, "Even if Fugui turned into a monkey, could this gang of banana masters possibly have the right to sell them and decide for them?""

""But the craze of sleepy banana little monkeys has swept across all of Pinokangni; who knows how many like his father have been sold; thinking about how each behind them is a living human, tsk tsk……it seems Pinokangni is not much cleaner than Zaun.""

""But there is still a difference.""

""Of course there is a difference." Wei crossed her arms, coldly looking at the group of banana masters in the celestial canopy: "The difference is, one willingly dresses in splendid attire to attract countless Dreamchasers across the universe, while the other refuses to even drape itself, just wanting to rot and fester in place.""

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""So your actions are to make the suffering blind and deaf? Hmph, truly absurd!""

""Luanpo mercilessly berated them to their face, then lowered his hat brim and suddenly began an impromptu rap: 'Demons pile treasures before the trap, dressing the void's hell as a heavenly guise; hunters lure fledglings into the net, cloaking desire with false kindness.'"

""I do not mean to deny the ninja who fell into the scam, but I will absolutely not let any evil faction that sets traps go free. Insect Evil Prince, the Ninja Patrol is about to begin—chant your final verses!""

""The battle was about to erupt; the Wealth Banana Master quickly summoned many Banana Helpers to reinforce, surrounding everyone in a circle. Danheng looked around coldly: "These banana masters are certainly not ordinary staff… What is your purpose?""

""Banana banana banana, of course we use sleepy banana little monkeys to bring happiness bananas to people!""

""The Wealth Banana Master grinningly directed the Banana Helpers to launch an attack together, but the battle ended in an instant—just like the previous Dream-building Banana Masters, they couldn't even resist before being taken down by Luanpo.""

""There… is an insider… the 'Banana Exchange' terminated……""

""After uttering their last words, this Bliss Dream Troupe collapsed as if the power had been cut; Luanpo recalled that he had just restrained his strength, so he wouldn't have smashed them.""

""This isn't normal—could there be someone else pulling the strings behind these evils? Well then, evils should be summarily executed. However, the Department Store Ninja……""

""Banana……""

""Accompanied by the weary banana cry, another monkey appeared on the ground; Star realized that Fugui had turned into a sleepy banana little monkey during the battle."""