Chapter 599

"This is the Ninjutsu True Words; by adorning speech with incantations rich in ninja power, the shadow play will surely become a hundred times more colorful."

Banana Master rolled her eyes in silence, disdainfully saying, "I knew this student was unreliable… Forget it, aside from the Sleeping Banana Little Monkey, nothing else matters."

"Then I'll continue," Luan Po paused, his shoulders and neck swaying with the rhythm, "Human hearts give birth to monsters, the feast turns to scorched earth, laughter turns to howls, and passing knights lend a hand."

(It's my line now, I need to think of something arrogant……)

Xing lowered her head to think a bit; as the Pressure Demon King, the ultimate villain, she finally decided to utter a string of outrageously vulgar profanity.

Xing cleared her throat, hands on hips, and unleashed a tirade at the Dream-building Banana Master: "I*whistle whistle whistle*(galactic profanity) have arrived! You lot are just a bunch of*whistle whistle whistle*(galactic profanity)! Remember this—I'll curse you at Origami University!!"

Banana Master flew into a rage, shouting at Xing: "Fail!! Too vulgar!!"

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Slaying Crimson Red Pupil.

When seeing Xing with hands on hips berating the Dream-building Banana Master, her voice seemed specially processed; the department segment only had a rapid series of "whistle whistle whistle" origami bird sound effects.

"Huh? She's clearly speaking!" Tazmi scratched his head in confusion, "Why can't I hear what she's saying at all?"

"Could it be the firmament itself?" Lebrek rested his chin, analyzing, "Or is this the first time this has happened……"

"Idiot!" Main proudly lifted her chin, her pink twin tails swaying with her movement, "Of course it's because her scolding is too filthy to hear! Think about it—if mere words could anger these monsters to fury, how foul must the language be? Perhaps even the Star God who controls the firmament can't stand it, so they just mute it with 'whistle whistle whistle'."

"That makes sense, Main!" Leone couldn't help but chuckle, "But I'm really curious what Xing actually swore—so foul even the Star God needs muting?"

"I'm more curious where she learned these curses?" Najeta sat on the balcony, slowly exhaling a smoke ring, "She couldn't have picked them up at the Immortal Vessel or Belo Berg, could she?"

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"Banana! Banana banana!" The female student also tried imitating a few sounds.

"Fail! The Brave Little Monkey is the hero who saves the campus, so she wouldn't make such a weak banana sound!"

The Dream-building Banana Master was dissatisfied with this and that, but could only fume helplessly. Seeing the master angry, the female student apologetically lowered her head: "Sorry, Banana! I'll try again!"

Luan Po: "Shameless villains spew cold mockery, creating boundless suffering; the selfless knight draws his holy sword, vowing to sweep away poison and plague."

"Banana banana! Banana banana!"

This time, the female student raised her voice a notch.

"Wrong again! The Little Monkey hasn't gained the power to defeat the Demon King, so how could she be so brave?!"

The girl felt more dejected, head bowed low, nowhere to hide: "Sorry, Banana, I'll try again—Banana, banana……"

(It's my line now, I need to utter insults toward the Little Monkey……)

Xing pondered briefly, then mercilessly told the female student: "You*whistle*(galactic profanity)! Stop*whistle whistle*(galactic profanity) here, I*whistle whistle whistle*(galactic profanity)!"

Luan Po's face changed: "Great Storm God above! What a vicious tongue-blade, more terrifying than the evil ninja's toxic curse……"

"Fail! Say more vulgarities and you'll be breaking school rules!!"

The girl playing the Little Monkey hung her head: "Banana, banana——"

Luan Po: "Carelessly fallen into the low valley, bearing the shame of defeat. The master visits here, the knight watches attentively——"

When it was Dan Heng's turn, he spoke expressionlessly, his tone utterly flat: "Banana, banana. Banana banana banana banana, banana banana banana banana. 【Banana banana banana banana】, banana banana."

……has completely become an unfeeling "banana" sound machine.

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Fox Spirit Matchmaker.

"Pfft——"

Su Su couldn't hold back her laughter, quickly covering her mouth with her small hand, "This is the first time I've seen Dan Heng gege say such lines."

"This feels like being kidnapped, the reading tone is too stiff……" Bai Yuexi, slumped in the chair, narrowed her eyes, "But I recall he's supposed to play the Sage Monkey; this emotionless delivery actually fits the character better somehow."

"Taoist brother." Tushan Su Su tugged at Bai Yuexi's sleeve, puzzled, "Why does the Banana Master keep disliking the sister playing the Brave Little Monkey? Su Su thinks that sister has already tried very hard."

"You silly thing, still not getting it?" Bai Yuexi sat upright, snatched the chips from Su Su's hand, and stuffed a few into her own mouth, "The Dream-building Banana Master's real goal is to turn every student into a Sleeping Banana Little Monkey; no matter how others perform it, she'll never be satisfied."

"She keeps belittling that girl, making her feel worthless, forcing her to stop thinking, believing her life is a total failure and valueless—only then does she finally become the monkey. So now she's just nitpicking."

Su Su half-understood, nodded, gazing sympathetically at the constantly denied and suppressed sister in the firmament, whispering, "I remember… Rong Rong jie said education should focus on guidance and encouragement."

"These Banana Masters' conduct doesn't even deserve to be called education." Bai Yuexi said lightly, "It's just outright violence against students."

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"The Banana Master's anger finally subsided a bit: 'You… tsk! Your lines are fine, next line!'"

Xing glanced silently at Dan Heng.

(Dan Heng, you've worked hard……)

Luan Po began rap again: "The knight engraves this maxim in his heart, the faded sword regains its edge. Yesterday's loss can be remedied today—raise spirits, draw sword again, and vanquish the wicked and mad!"

(It's my line again, this time I need to utter provocations toward the Little Monkey……)

Xing didn't even need to think; she blurted out profanely: "Isn't this the same little*whistle*(galactic profanity) from last time? Coming back for more*whistle whistle*(galactic profanity)? I*whistle whistle whistle*(galactic profanity)!"

Luan Po clicked his tongue in amazement: "This momentum…… when the Silver Spear·Asura Prince's words weren't sealed, wouldn't they be as valiant as yours?"

Banana Master heard it and the screws on her head popped out one by one: "No quality at all! Fail fail fail!!"

"Banana, banana……" The girl flustered let out two banana sounds.

"Eh, fail! Fail! Fail!! Mr. Reich, stop filming! They simply lack the talent to play the Little Monkey, banana!"