Chapter 609: Banana Evil Not Dao (37)
DC Universe.
"San Yueqi, my Superman——!!"
Inside the Star Planet Daily building, several young interns jumped up from their cubicles, excited, each face showing the expression of having survived a great disaster, relieved after the ordeal.
Superman Clark looked at them bewilderedly, a subtle and strange feeling rising in his heart.
"Phew, good thing San Yueqi is here, otherwise Botuo Ou would have completely fallen under its influence." Lois let out a long breath, leaning back further in her chair, "By the way, was his method also within the scope of a 'meme virus'? Or is this the virus's true power? So overbearing......"
Without any medium or process, merely through simple verbal guidance, Botuo Ou was completely 'shaped' according to its thoughts; his martial prowess had no room to play, he was practically a complete toy of the other side.
"I think it's not just a meme virus; it must also have incorporated some other means left by the Primitive Doctor." Clark frowned doubtfully, "If it requires forming a 'link' with it to take effect, then it wouldn't be so scary; San Yueqi just needs to keep her distance and fight with Six-Phase Ice, dealing with this guy shouldn't be a problem."
"What if that research ape gets the other affected people to surround and attack San Yueqi?" Lois countered.
"Uh... push ordinary people out to block bullets?" Clark spread his hands helplessly, "Well, then it's a big problem."
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"The awakened Botuo Ou looked around, feeling his head foggy: 'This... what happened...'"
""No time to explain, come help!" San Yueqi looked at the girl lying on the ground, 'I'll go wake Montana too, hurry up——'"
Suddenly, a simian banana sound came from behind them; for some reason, the man who had just collapsed behind them turned into a Sleep Banana monkey in the blink of an eye, calling out on the spot.
San Yueqi looked shocked at everything happening before her: 'Wait——what exactly is this......'
"This is a blessing, Nameless Guest." Banana Helper stood beside the little monkey at some point, speaking lightly: "And you, my ranger friend, you personally broke his path to happiness."
San Yueqi warned sternly: "Don't come over, stay there and don't move!"
"Of course, resorting to force is not my purpose; I am here to 【prove】, not to conquer." Banana Helper said.
"Prove... what?"
"Prove my viewpoint...... go along with people's desires."
Montana also woke up at this time, she walked to Banana Helper's side, pointing her spear at San Yueqi: "San Yueqi... what are you trying to do?"
"No way, Montana, you still haven't figured out the situation? That guy behind you is a bad guy!"
"You... how can you say that? I thought you also truly liked the Sleep Banana monkey......" Montana's face was full of disappointment; her voice, originally trembling with anger, suddenly changed, uttering an extremely discordant syllable: "You... you... banana?"
"Montana......"
"Botuo Ou was still dazed: 'Um, I was saying......'"
San Yueqi was anxious beyond measure, yet helpless; she could only urge Botuo Ou beside her: "Hurry up and leave this place, quick!"
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Twin Cities War.
"Something's off with the banana, Botuo Ou's condition is a bit off......"
Under the sky, Botuo Ou, who always hated evil, did not actively choose to draw his gun and shoot Banana Helper, which greatly surprised Jesse. Normally, Banana Helper would have at least a dozen or so transparent holes in him by now.
Moreover, along the way, Botuo Ou was too silent and taciturn, so quiet it was as if he had become a different person, which is unreasonable.
"It seems the influence Banana Helper just caused hasn't disappeared with his waking; part of his cognition has been erased...... at least in the aspect of 'violence' it has been completely altered; even if he regains consciousness, he cannot become the original Botuo Ou."
Professor Heimerdinger gave a little hop onto the chair, picked up the pen and paper on the desk, and began recording Botuo Ou's performance of the meme virus; this virus has already attracted the focused attention of the Piltover Academy, and with the council's pressure, he also must go to the front lines to research.
"What an unreasonable ability......" Jesse's expression turned completely grim, "Professor, is this really something 'science' can do? Isn't it more like arcane stuff?"
"Guys, arcane is actually easier to deal with." Heimerdinger lifted his head, the pen tip pausing slightly, "At least many forms of magic won't alter a person's cognition invisibly. But the virus is formless and substance-less, impossible to guard against; a low whisper could turn you into a walking corpse, or...... into a completely stranger yourself."
"Alright, don't think too much, Jesse; at least you haven't turned into a monkey yet. Currently, research on the meme virus within the Academy has made no progress; this is the primary trouble we must deal with."
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""Please go ahead, I look forward to you completing the final link of my proof." Banana Helper made a 'please' gesture."
""Truly sick!""
San Yueqi walked a few steps ahead, but upon turning back she still saw Botuo Ou standing in place; anxious, she hurried back to grab his hand: "Over here! Why are you standing there dazed, haven't you woken up?"
Along the way, Botuo Ou remained silent and said nothing, also unknown what he was thinking; San Yueqi led him to a narrow small bridge, where two Sleep Banana Society members blocked their path.
""What the hell, why are they actively blocking the road?""
""You leaving is of course no problem. But how could you arbitrarily take away my observation specimen?"" Banana Helper appeared behind her again.
""Observation specimen?""
""Exactly, the body transformed is unlike ordinary people, unable to undergo material degradation; the will is as firm as steel, unshakable, able to scoff at any corrosion."" Banana Helper spoke increasingly excited, his voice trembling uncontrollably, "Such a Sea Patrol Ranger... I could turn him into what kind of specimen, this is highly worth observing."
San Yueqi bit her lip, suppressing the urge to shoot an arrow at its head.
""I guess your hesitation and desire for immediate aid stem from believing that these monkeys transformed from humans, once they lose their minds, are under my control."" Banana Helper seemed to see through her thoughts, "If so, on what basis do you think... you truly awakened that ranger?"
""Uh, no way......"
Just as San Yueqi turned back to check, Banana Helper's voice already sounded from behind.
""Sea Patrol Ranger Mister, please, have this lady shoot.""
End of Chapter
