Chapter 624: Banana Evil Unorthodox (52)

"You…" the others were scared stiff.

"Never seen a thug? I'm not Mi Kai, want to bet whether I'll fire?"

"What on earth is happening… the people who didn't turn into monkeys are even crazier?" the resident shivered, "Then as you said… put the gun away first."

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Genshin.

"That's so cool, bro!"

The Kakuku's cry sounded at a pond in Natlan.

Under a parasol, Ou Luo Lun was leisurely fishing with Yi Fa; compared to the frantic "Zhen Sa" Qie Te La Li, who was swamped by meme‑virus matters, this "Cai Sa" was clearly much more relaxed.

"Indeed it's cool; turns out persuading others is that simple, no wonder Grandma's persuasion always works." Ou Luo Lun couldn't help showing an admiring look.

"Bro, are you sure this has to do with persuasion? It's plain intimidation, right?" Yi Fa was half laughing, half crying, "The effect… indeed works, at least on the surface."

"Yi Fa, you said Chaska as a mediator—does he usually use this method, pointing a huge barrel at someone's head and then persuading with words?"

"Right on, bro!" The Kakuku floating on Yi Fa's shoulder flapped its wings excitedly.

"You see, Kakuku has already answered for me." Yi Fa's mouth twitched upward, then she refocused on the motionless float, "By the way, you're just fishing here leisurely—don't you take part at all in the internal affairs of the smoke‑mist master?"

"According to Grandma, if even she can't handle matters related to spells, then my involvement is useless." Ou Luo Lun said calmly, gripping his fishing rod tightly, "So the best way to help Grandma is to catch a fish and pack it with vegetables to send to her house, but it seems today's luck isn't great…"

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"Finally, Bo Ti'ou found San Yue Qi and Mengtana in a stairwell corridor; the two were pretty well hidden."

"Seeing Mengtana, Bo Ti'ou sneered, "Yo, look who's here."

Mengtana instantly adopted a wary expression, staring at him, but Bo Ti'ou didn't bother to respond; his main purpose was still to invite San Yue Qi.

"Ah… I've been looking for you forever."

Bo Ti'ou stared at her, "Guess whether I believe you?"

San Yue Qi, feeling guilty, scratched her head, "Then forget it—just count the previous Banana Helper as half for me."

"That half is just 【half】."

"Ugh—I told you there's no change at all. Let's go, let's hurry."

Bo Ti'ou shook his head, "No need, there's a new method now. How about you, is your business done?"

The previously silent Mengtana finally spoke, "I… I will also do my best to help."

"Whoa, how did you settle it? Did you resolve her Banana Helper?" Bo Ti'ou suddenly became interested.

"Classmate San Yue told me, actually I wasn't affected by the Sleep Banana Monkey at all… there were other reasons." Mengtana twiddled her fingers and lowered her head shyly.

San Yue quickly comforted, "It's not your fault anyway. Those guys are truly terrible, saying 'nothing at all' is better, but in reality, if they didn't turn people into that, they wouldn't have the ability to control anyone."

"As long as you can be killed by a single shot and love it, philosophy doesn't matter. Once it's over, follow me; I'll take you to a nice place."

Saying that, he led the two to the party venue, where a large crowd had already gathered, all curious about what Miss Zhigengniao was preparing.

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MYGO.

"Whoa! Party!"

In the practice room, the exhausted Ai Yin, who had been gasping for breath, was the first to sit up from the sofa: "Nei Nei~ everyone! When the time comes, let's all go listen to the party performance! At this point, Miss Zhigengniao will definitely sing! The world‑renowned diva! Hot‑search comments will definitely explode! How about it?"

Indeed, if Miss Zhigengniao performs, the party venue will be projected onto a sky screen, essentially a live concert broadcast worldwide; if singing can dispel the meme virus, that would be perfect.

Li Xi also thought it necessary for everyone to be together, because due to the meme virus, Deng occasionally emits a "banana" sound; that's tolerable in daily life, but for the lead singer to have such a discordant note pop up mid‑song is basically a performance disaster.

Moreover, Deng hates the Sleep Banana Monkey; she usually loves penguins, but being forced to associate with bananas and monkeys has made her vent to Deng more than once, which made Li Xi even more annoyed by the virus.

Ai Yin's eyes sparkled, fists clenched, face full of anticipation: "Alright, let's find a good spot to sit now, everyone order a drink, and wait for Miss Zhigengniao to start!"

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"Ha, what did the bro say? Who does karaoke these days? But if you say there's a party, they'll definitely rush over."

"What? Party?" San Yue Qi hadn't processed it yet.

Zhigengniao said this time Mr Mi Kai had helped a lot; many people in Liúmèng Jiāo refuse to trust the clan or her, but they trust Mi Kai.

Mi Kai also declined after hearing, "It's probably not that they trust me; they never considered giving up here. Everyone's been holding back a surge of energy; using a method outside the clan to overcome all obstacles is a first for Liúmèng Jiāo."

"So what exactly are you all trying to do?" San Yue Qi, like hearing a riddle, was even more confused.

"You might also think… it's hard to believe. I actually agree with that method; I'm crazy."

"What are you scared of! Every so often I have to do something crazy, otherwise I'd go mad." Bo Ti'ou extended his hand, "Let's start the toast! When we hit the climax, I must treat everyone to a drink; you folks here aren't bad."

"Thank you in advance, Mr Bo Ti'ou, but I must remind you on behalf of Cui Si that the previous seven drinks haven't been settled." After that, Mi Kai chuckled, "However, I'm willing to cover them together."

Zhigengniao was still a bit worried: "I've organized many performances, but this one is the most special. Will it really work?"

"Don't worry, big star. Let me tell you a funny story: see my body? When I was just modified, the memory storage module broke as soon as it said it was broken, even though you never touched it. The doctor said, then you should write down important things on paper; I'll fix it in a few days and look for the cause. Guess what? I recorded it for days and nights! Now I know why the memory module keeps failing—it has too much to bear."

"But why bring this up?"

"Ha—simple! Because I need to tell you, what you should believe now isn't yourself, but them."

Bo Ti'ou pointed to the growing crowd, "Everyone standing here has an intact memory module and a resilient mind; it's not to forget everything and turn into monkeys!"