Chapter 627

Pirate King.

When they saw that the Synesthesia Dream had already been overrun by countless Sleep Banana Monkeys, and as soon as Xing entered the dream he was hit with strong interference from the meme virus, the Marines' two top combatants in the Marshal's Office at Marine Headquarters simultaneously turned their gaze toward it.

"Synesthesia Dream" maybe a coined term meaning "Synesthesia Dream". Could be a place? It's a dream realm. Might be considered a place name? Possibly treat as a coined term, but we need to output English translation.

"Sleep Banana Little Monkeys": a coined term for a type of monkey, literally "Sleep Banana Little Monkeys".

"Xing": likely a character name. According to the rule, we use the pinyin "Xing" for the person's actual name.

"Marine Headquarters": the Marine Headquarters organization.

"Marshal's Office": the Marshal's Office.

"the two highest combat powers of the Marines": refers to the two top combat forces of the Marines.

Wow~ scary banana... Huang Yuan had his legs crossed, yet he was still leisurely sipping tea; he said it was scary, but his face showed no sign of tension, "With so many monkeys, it's like stirring up a hornet's nest; if they get tangled with you, ah~ how scary."

Hmph.

A cold, disdainful voice came from behind the desk.

Chi Quan sat upright, a cigar clenched in his mouth, his eyes sharp. Looking at the troupe of lively monkeys in the sky, his face showed none of Huang Yuan's ease, only a strong physiological disgust.

Since being infected with the meme virus, this marshal hasn't appeared publicly for a while, except for some unavoidable meetings, when this navy marshal can be seen.

"Any existence that disrupts order and creates chaos, regardless of its form, is a kind of 'evil.'" Chi Quan's voice low, "Since this dreamscape has been occupied by such a monstrous beast and turned into a breeding ground for chaos, there's no need to be merciful."

He exhaled a puff of thick smoke, his tone resolute, killing intent strong: "Thorough purification is the only means to uphold justice; we should net all these monkeys and kill them all."

Huang Yuan's hand holding the tea cup paused slightly, the glint behind his sunglasses flickering.

"What a frightening determination, Mr. Sakasiji~" Huang Yuan drew out his tone, his voice still light, yet he neither acknowledged nor objected, "However, this virus has already affected the Celestial Dragons; no matter what, we must have them first deal with the Banana Master. Maybe~ once they take down that monkey, the virus on us will also disappear~"

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"Chaotic Ninja Art: Enlightened Color Ink Blossom!"

With the sound of Lan Po's ink painting being splashed, the banana noise that had been disturbing Dan Heng and Xing disappeared.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I have used ninja talismans to dispel the evil spirit's illusion; are you now clear-headed?"

Dan Heng nodded: "It seems Mr. Reck didn't deceive us; your memory can indeed dispel the influence of the sleep banana little monkey... our speaking rights have also returned to normal."

He gazed into the distance at the skyscrapers, everywhere were jumping sleep banana little monkeys, they gathered in groups of three or five, chattering, not knowing what they were thinking.

"Is this the 【Moment of Sleep Banana】? Traces of sleep banana little monkeys are everywhere; they must be fans of Origami University and Liúmèng Jiāo."

"This is exactly the strange dream I was talking about!"

Xing said, "How come this scene before me feels so familiar? Last time I came, there clearly weren't this many monkeys."

"That's right, this is undoubtedly the illusion I once visited with the Baton Ninja; back then there weren't so many evil spirits. It seems the number of people harmed by evil arts is growing..."

Lan Po turned around, glaring at the Banana Master not far away: "All this is your doing, isn't it—Evil Spirit Chief."

The Banana Master let out a "jee-jee-jee" laugh while retreating to the stairs behind him, already prepared to bolt at any moment: "Too bad, if it weren't for too many disruptive variables, this place could have become even livelier."

Dan Heng said calmly: "There's still something more unfortunate to come—your experiment is about to fail."

"I think you're planning to use the virus in her brain to destroy this place, right?" The Banana Master easily guessed their plan, completely unfazed: "But look at these little monkeys. Do you really think an outdated manga can outshine the hottest trend in this dreamscape?"

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The Lin maid of the Xiao Long household.

"Burp... What's there to compare? Of course ninjas are more interesting."

On Saturday night, Xiao Lin and Toru were drinking at Takiguchi Shin's house; after three rounds, both were already incoherent.

"No, wrong..." Xiao Lin's gaze began to blur, she shook her head hard, trying to focus, "It should be more fun to understand the benefits of a maid outfit... if the sleep banana little monkey also wore a maid outfit... burp... then..."

She suddenly hehe-laughed, pulling Toru from the sofa into an embrace: "Maybe she'd be as cute as Toru."

"Wait wait wait!!! Xiao Lin, what are you saying? How could a sleep banana little monkey possibly wear a maid outfit? And a monkey in a maid outfit is just... too weird!" Toru immediately voiced her complaint.

Drunk Xiao Lin always comes up with some unrealistic ideas, and moreover she even compares herself to the little monkey—how lame!

Toru's cheeks puffed with anger, but unfortunately she didn't get a reply from Xiao Lin, who, after pulling her into an embrace, quickly fell asleep snoring.

"Fafnir." Xiao Lin glanced at the evil dragon beside her, gripping the controller, focused on attacking the game dungeon: "Do you think ninjas can beat the sleep banana little monkey?"

"Hmm." Fafnir didn't turn his head: "Generally ninjas have high stats; I think there's no problem."

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"We don't need to replace the sleep banana little monkey with ninja stories; we just need to shout awake the confused masses, and the power of the meme virus will be greatly weakened. And when they no longer blindly chase the little monkey, we can easily destroy this dreamscape."

The Banana Master spat, somewhat displeased: "It seems that Rememberer Banana gave you some things you shouldn't have learned. In that case... I can only serve you all a 【final exam】."

"Then bring it on; I am always ready to accept your challenge."

Lan Po had just assumed a battle stance when the Banana Master immediately bolted, disappearing in the blink of an eye. This move left Lan Po somewhat at a loss: "Why flee right after declaring war? So underhanded!"

Dan Heng thought it better not to chase it, but to focus on the nearby sleep banana little monkeys; Lan Po also handed the spray paint to the two of them, they could first awaken them with karate 'physical', then use the spray paint to send them out of this dreamscape.

Having said that, Lan Po took the lead, charging into the monkey troop with a series of "pa-pa-pa" chops, knocking these little monkeys dizzy, many collapsing instantly.

Xing and Dan Heng followed closely behind; after sending all the little monkeys in this area away, the Banana Master could no longer restrain himself and reappeared.

However, this time it still didn't intend to clash head-on; instead it stood atop a distant building, looking down on the few of them: "Trend is where the public's desires lie; in a harmonious beautiful dream, it equals power."