Chapter 742: Early Blossom Sword Practice Record (16)

"Ah, of course, I really want to know what kind of scenery the 'brave warrior' of the 'Drumming Hot Intestines' will bring." Elise smiled slightly, holding her teacup and taking a light sip. "Of course, Nico, if you really have no appetite, then forget it."

As an angel race, she could also understand not being too accepting of such a scene.

"I... well, I just feel that the upcoming taste might be a bit strong, not really suitable for the tea party atmosphere." Nico's voice appeared directly in Elise's mind.

"But the upcoming fun is totally perfect for the tea party atmosphere!! Scott actually really believes that civilians will come to ask them for help, he's really entertaining!"

Guarding Teyvat's border isn't exactly a fun job; watching a lone wolf's 'performance' at a leisurely tea party, Elise couldn't be more excited. The only downside is that it's a pity little Klee isn't by her side, otherwise she really wanted to hug Klee and enjoy it together.

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""Alright, enough talk. Brothers, go! Let the painstakingly cooked medicinal soup of the people give us more strength! We absolutely cannot lose!""

""You guys don't overdo it! If you can't hold on, retreat quickly!" The fight was about to start, but March 7th still couldn't help kindly reminding."

""Don't worry about it!!!"

Scott dove into a civilian mech, and together with other company employees, full of vigor, they marched toward March 7th.

But they hadn't taken two steps... when one person began clutching his stomach, his complexion turning odd.

""Ugh... my stomach hurts... what's going on..."

""I... my stomach also hurts, could that bowl of medicinal soup really be problematic?"

Scott's teeth were about to shatter: "Despicable celestial vessel people!! Anyway, hold on a bit longer! First take down this little girl, then we'll talk!"

But before March 7th could even swing her sword, employees had already started sneaking away.

""I can't hold it anymore—I feel like yesterday's dinner is about to leave me!"

""Go... go to the restroom! Goodbye!"

Scott wanted to grab the fleeing employee, but he himself couldn't hold up either, clutching his stomach and collapsing to the ground: "Damn it, no running! Ahhh——!"

The employees around him all dropped their weapons: "Sorry! I can't hold it either, I really need to, need to, need to......"

""Alright, stop talking! Get out! Get out!"

The crowds of Jinren Xiang nearby, preparing to watch the excitement, had originally gathered close, but when they smelled a faintly awful odor coming from the center of the venue, they all began to retreat like a receding tide.

Watching the last employee slip away, Scott still gritted his teeth and struggled to get up from the ground, but at this moment, on the verge of breaking down, he was already delirious.

""It hurts so much... hallucinations are appearing before my eyes... uh uh ah ah ah......"

""The Astral Express is running outward......"

""Damn it! Damn the Astral Express! No departing!!"

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Absolute Zero.

Hiss……

Qianyu Youzhen drew in a sharp breath of cold air.

If it were him, this would no longer be something that could be resolved by just taking a half-month leave.

Likewise, as a workplace worker, rather than saying he couldn't imagine himself in Scott's place, it's more like he didn't dare to imagine himself in Scott's place.

""Goodness, how terrible... this is practically social death, right?" Yuecheng Liu silently put down the red bean bun in her hand; now she didn't even want to eat dinner."

Three times, exactly three times, Scott has already fallen flat in Jinren Xiang three times; it's hard to imagine his current mental state.

""Mr. Scott, aren't you going to surrender yet? Or... is he practicing some kind of endurance training, holding back from using the toilet?" Xingjian Ya observed curiously from the side."

""Uh, Section Chief... he probably just can't swallow this breath, right?" Watching Scott struggle, Youzhen also looked grim: "To be honest, I feel a bit sorry for this 'Lonely Wolf' Mr. Scott; his two sword duels with March 7th ended like this, and not once was it a proper match......"

Yuecheng Liu: "But the blame lies with him himself; he actually truly believed that March 7th and Yan Qing were unpopular in the celestial vessel. But even if March 7th is extremely unpopular, it's impossible to let him, who is even more unpopular, clean up after her, right?"

""As expected, mechs can't compare to swords; this result is quite correct." Watching Scott's mech finally collapse, Xingjian Ya nodded satisfiedly: "Tonight I also want to practice mech-slaying cultivation."

""Section Chief! Don't suddenly come to such a weird conclusion—obviously the mech can't beat a laxative! Besides, not to mention Scott, if March 7th took a laxative, she'd be in trouble too!"

""Oh... it seems the laxative is actually superior to swords and mechs, the toughest opponent." Xingjian Ya nodded thoughtfully: "... Then tonight we should change to cultivating against laxatives."

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Scott lay lifeless on the ground, the light in his eyes already gone.

He seemed to have seen through something, yet also seemed to have seen through nothing.

""I lost. I lost. March 7th, you're too despicable."

March 7th looked at him with a guilty face: "You should still go to the restroom......"

""No, there's no need to go anymore."

""……"

March 7th didn't know what to say for a moment, the scene enveloping in an indescribable odor.

""... What about the pig-calling segment?"

March 7th even felt a bit sorry for him: "He's like this already, just forget it."

Scott struggled to lift his neck: "March 7th... I still have one last thing to say."

""If you want to scold me, go ahead! I also think this move is a bit excessive......"

Scott: "... I acknowledge you."

March 7th widened her eyes in surprise: "Ah???"

""March 7th, you're the first person I've met who is as shameless, ruthless, and unscrupulous as I am. This time, you're even more shameless, ruthless, and unscrupulous! I lose, completely convinced."

Scott's trembling voice carried an unprecedented sincerity.

""Perhaps one day we'll become true friends. If you want to work at my company, I'll definitely write you a recommendation letter."

March 7th was unhappy: "After hearing your praise, I'm really angry. Star, can I beat him up again while he can't stand?"

""Go ahead, after all, I no longer have any strength to fight back."

A cold tear, finally carrying unbearable sadness, slipped from the man's eye corner.

""Forget it, I won't take advantage of your vulnerability." March 7th shook her head: "This time it's my fault; let's reschedule our duel."

Upon hearing that, Si Ke Te also gritted his teeth fiercely, slapping the floor beside him: "Brothers! Brothers! Is there any brother who can still move? Come quickly to save me!!"