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Chapter 918

~6 min read 1,104 words

"Good luck." Ruan Mei moved you out of the slice, vanishing just before Death arrived.

The emperor's mausoleum marked the end of her self-coronation. Unfortunately, someone had arrived before them. The moment of struggle froze at the instant hope was shattered, becoming the butterfly's most beautiful moment.

"What a nasty hobby." Black Tower glared hatefully at the candy-colored figure.

That solitary wave was the same research subject for two geniuses, who arrived at two equally correct but mutually exclusive theories—one claimed the universe isn't a wind‑up toy and the future is forever undecided; the other…

"The universe is a precision clock; now the moment when the geniuses stop struggling is approaching." Polka wiped her scalpel and slowly approached them.

But also note that later lines refer to "Bo'erka Kakamu". That's a full name: Polka Kakamu? Actually "Bo'erka Kakamu" likely "Polka Kakamu". We'll need to handle that later.

But just at that critical moment, a sudden change occurred.

"Finished? Burp, I haven't even rushed out of the universe yet!"

A shattered gondola crashed into the flower sea, and out of it fell a masked clown. A distant knight shouted in praise: "What a splendid feat! The simulated life intends to march toward reality!"

"I've said it over and over—I'm not a fictional creation!" Beside him, a fictional historian shouted.

「「……」」 Empty.

Polka·Kakamu fell into silence.

Xing couldn't tell whether this heavy, celestial‑like silence came from confusion or suppressed anger.

Suddenly, a giant iron man hundreds of meters tall shattered the sky of the simulated universe, one foot stomping and shaking the earth. The builder shouted through a huge megaphone, "False walls—this is the Amber King's trial against me!"

In countless corners, data surged like a storm: the Omen Vanguard's bell, the Mourning Performer's weeping, the incinerator worker's flamethrower heat wave—these were merely the universe's law‑abiding code, yet they all surged forth at this moment.

It was practically just a team‑building exercise.

—— (just a separator line). No content.

One‑Punch Man.

Is this a human‑sea tactic?

Inside the Hero Association, Yuanzǐ Wushi frowned as one Star God faction after another appeared—even someone completely insane could see the fraud. Could this be the trap that Luosigum set for Polka?

Also "Bo'erka" appears again; we already have Bo'erka.

But he didn't think Polka·Kakamu could be defeated by sheer numbers.

Seeing Black Tower and Xing being chased so miserably, the Backheart Venerable was baffled: "Isn't the simulated universe the turf of Black Tower, Luosigum, and their own? As an outside invader, Polka has no right to act arrogantly in someone else's domain!"

"No, I think it's mainly due to the special nature of Polka's Omniscience Domain." Tongdi analyzed calmly beside them: "Just now Xing and Black Tower were preparing to go to the Crystal Hotel to hide temporarily, but the moment they had that thought, the Crystal Hotel was destroyed by a heavenly disaster due to the coupling of probability events—like tossing a coin into the sky, one heads could be called luck, but a hundred thousand tosses all coming up heads… This also means that within Polka's Omniscience Domain, all probabilities will tilt toward her."

"Could this be related to the unfortunate event Black Tower encountered in her youth?" Flash Flair crossed his arms and speculated: "Black Tower once said it felt as if an invisible 'resistance' from the depths was stopping her from stepping out of the circle of knowledge, again and again cutting the ropes that led her outward to seek knowledge. Looking back, those bizarre events must all have been Polka's doing."

Thus include "Fúláishì". Also we might include "Flash" as descriptor but not a name.

"Probably, but at that time Black Tower, under her restraint, had no chance to step out of the knowledge circle, so Polka didn't deal a fatal blow. But now it's different—if she isn't killed outright, Black Tower's exit from the knowledge circle is only a matter of time."

—— separator.

The simulated universe has gone mad.

This chaos isn't caused by a code error, but by a scheme meticulously set up by the geniuses. Calling, copying, calling, copying… the universe's panorama released all its resources, trying to use madness to drive the approaching Omniscience Killer offstage. Everything seemed to shout, "You have no foothold here!"

"Is this the trap you prepared for me?" the candy‑colored assassin choked the storm's throat

Her every gesture, her lofty gaze and strides, everything within her sight turned the observation system into a rigid, solid iron plate, restoring order.

"Now, what else do you have to play?" Bo'erka relaxed her posture, facing Xing—although her sight cannot penetrate the facial cognition filter covering her features, her faint chuckle seemed to betray her mood: "In front of me, the order of poker cards has no randomness, the heads or tails of a coin are preset results. Whether it's a storm or waves, all chaos must turn in the direction I demand."

Suddenly, she burst into laughter.

"Hmph…hahaha…hehehehahaha?"

What's so funny about this? Her laughter was full of doubt, as if even she didn't know why she was laughing; this bizarre scene left Xing baffled.

Anxiety and fear were completely burned away by a sudden gust of joy.

Excitement, madness, and supreme pleasure seized her senses. A crisp, thunder-like sound rang out across the sky of the simulated universe—

"Ahaha!!!"

Xing laughed loudly, Black Tower laughed loudly, Bo'erka also burst into laughter; everyone present, all code, all things in the universe roared with laughter!!

Countless laughs overlapped, the laughter spreading like a virus infecting everyone present, a powerful thought taking hold of their minds and bodies—

Burst into loud laughter!!

—— separator.

Pirate King.

The crew of Blackbeard's Black Pirates gathered around several huge bonfires, holding a grand celebration. However, aside from the aroma of rum drifting in the air, what occupied everyone's mind and body was a pure, frenzied laughter.

Also "rum" is generic.

Ahahahahaha——!!

Diqi sat on the ground, holding half a broken barrel, his body shaking violently. He laughed until he doubled over, tears even uncontrollably streaming from the corners of his eyes. He didn't know why he was laughing so happily, but the urge to burst out laughing kept scratching at his heart, making him laugh so hard he could barely breathe.

Ahahahaha! Laugh… why am I so happy? Hahahaha!

"I— I don't know either, hahahaha!" Ba Jiese laughed, continuously pounding the ground, emitting deafening "thump‑thump" sounds; at that moment the entire Blackbeard Camp was in a chaotic mess like a bowl of porridge, and only when a few people laughed themselves out of breath did the smiles on their faces barely subside.

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