Chapter 143: Boothill's street smarts, Venti: Is black powder barbecue dipped in hydrogen peroxide not necessarily bad to drink?

[A secret signal?]

Hearing Boothill's words,

Dan Heng asked.

[That's right.]

Boothill nodded.

[An item can indeed help the Memokeeper establish contact with you.........but Mr. Boothill.]

[I hope you can inform me of the existence of the backup plan in advance in the future.]

Dan Heng expressed dissatisfaction with Boothill's concealment of the plan.

[My apologies, just take it as my habit.]

[I have a few bad friends, if I reveal the plan, they will definitely come up with some tricks for me, no amount of backup plans is enough.....-..]

Furina: "Robbing the IPC?"

Furina: "Listening to Mr. Boothill's tone...... this seems to be a daily occurrence?"

Stelle: "Mm, sounds like something he would do."

Stelle: "But, I'm just curious, someone like you whose wanted poster is posted in the IPC."

Stelle: "Instead of running away, are you staying in place to be caught by them?"

Stelle: "After all, in the IPC's territory, could there be anyone who doesn't know you're a wanted criminal?"

Boothill: "Look at what you're saying."

Boothill: "I'm not stupid, can't I disguise myself?"

Boothill: "Also, those IPC dogs aren't that powerful."

Boothill: "They're not qualified to catch me!"

Paimon: "That... I want to ask, is robbing the IPC very profitable?"

Boothill: "Why?"

Boothill: "Are you also interested in robbing the IPC?"

Boothill: "Whether it's profitable or not, I don't really care, the main thing is to cause trouble for the IPC, that damn thing is refreshing!"

Hu Tao: "Oh, so it's just pure revenge on the IPC..."

Boothill: "Of course, the profit is actually quite considerable."

Boothill: "After all, it's the IPC, they don't have much, just lots of money!!"

Paimon: "So good, I also want to..."

Lumine: "Uh..... Paimon is not allowed to think about it!"

Lumine: "With our small stature, if we rob the IPC, we'd probably be suppressed on the spot!"

Lumine: "When the time comes, we'll be caught and thrown into prison, and we won't be able to get out!"

Lumine: "Also, we have no grudges against the IPC, how can we do such things!"

Boothill: "Hey, little girl, don't be so rigid."

Boothill: "To some extent, you robbing the IPC is equivalent to robbing the rich to help the poor!"

Boothill: "Do you understand robbing the rich to help the poor?"

Boothill: "This is a heroic act!!"

Xingqiu: "Oh? Robbing the IPC is equivalent to robbing the rich to help the poor?"

Xingqiu: "This is a bit interesting..."

March 7th: "I'm a bit curious about how you rob the IPC."

March 7th: "Speaking of which, the people in the IPC aren't just sitting around, right?"

Boothill: "This is where the technique comes in."

Boothill: "First, you have to carefully select the target, and then observe in advance."

Boothill: "Secondly, when the timing is right, the strike must be like thunder, fast, accurate, and steady!"

Boothill: "It must be done in one go, absolutely no dragging of feet!"

Boothill: "The most critical point is!"

Boothill: "You must run fast enough!!"

Stelle: "Got it, the points above aren't important, what's important is that you must run fast!"

Stelle: "If you satisfy this point, you can try to rob the IPC."

Silver Wolf: "Mm, you really know how to summarize."

The video continues.

[How are we going to enter the VIP room?]

Dan Heng looked at Boothill,

and asked.

[What kind of problem is this, leave it to street smarts.]

Boothill appeared confident.

[You are the lobby manager here, right?]

Boothill took Dan Heng,

and came before the hotel lobby manager.

[Exactly.]

[How may I assist you?]

The lobby manager bowed slightly,

appearing very polite.

[We are Nameless from the Astral Express, here to check in, and we haven't received any response!]

[That little girl at your front desk said she would help us contact the person in charge, but she disappeared!]

[The two of us have been staring blankly here for half a day, no water to drink, no food to eat, damn it, is this how the Family treats people?]

Boothill's tone was very aggressive,

showing an appearance of coming to settle accounts.

[Your street smarts is just finding fault?]

Dan Heng saw Boothill's appearance,

and complained in a low voice.

[This is called fighting for legitimate rights.]

Boothill's expression didn't change,

and he replied in a low voice.

[Two guests, please calm down, I know the ins and outs, the hotel needs to contact Mr. Sunday first.]

[How about this, I'll arrange two VIP room drink services, please rest and wait.]

In order to settle the matter,

the lobby manager invited the two into the VIP room.

[Look, isn't that done.]

Boothill smiled at Dan Heng.

[...]

[Don't call yourself a Nameless next time.]

Dan Heng was somewhat speechless.

[Whoa! Truly worthy of being the Star of the Festival, even the bar in reality is so grand.]

After walking around the VIP room,

Boothill couldn't help but feel emotional about the luxury here.

Subsequently, the two came to the bar counter.

[Two heroic gentlemen, good evening.]

Seeing the two,

the bartender greeted them.

[Mm... buddy, I reserved a bottle of Asdana White Oak here, can you help us find it?]

Boothill said to the bartender.

[Asdana White Oak?]

[The two of you must have remembered wrong, we don't have this wine here.]

The bartender shook his head,

indicating that there was no such wine at all.

[Impossible, think about it again?]

Boothill couldn't help but frown.

[If someone reserved such a precious wine, I would definitely remember.]

[After all, this wine sells for tens of thousands of Credits a bottle... if I broke or lost it, I couldn't afford to pay for it.]

The bartender's tone was very firm.

[Strange... could it be that the Memokeeper couldn't afford it?]

Boothill began to feel somewhat suspicious.

[What now?]

Dan Heng crossed his arms and asked back.

[Don't worry, let's have a few drinks first.]

[Maybe I came too fast, she hasn't caught up yet.]

[Let me see what kind of single malt juice you have...]

[Give me a glass of 40-year-old Sinnon Valley, neat, no ice.]

Boothill was calm and unhurried,

even having the leisure to order a drink.

[This is the most expensive one on the wine list.]

[You are truly an expert.]

The bartender heard the wine Boothill ordered,

and immediately gave a thumbs up.

[Hey, if it's free, why not drink it...]

Boothill muttered in a low voice.

[Would you like something?]

The bartender looked at Dan Heng,

and asked.

[Whatever, anything is fine.]

Dan Heng ordered "whatever".

[Then I'll bring you a glass of today's special, Glass Village, classic SoulGlad with explosive lemon juice, the taste is refreshing, and it also matches your cool temperament.]

[Please wait a moment.]

After the bartender recommended a drink to Dan Heng,

he went to mix the drinks.

Paimon: "Is this Mr. Boothill's street smarts?"

Paimon: "Mm... it really works!!"

Paimon: "Hehe, learned it, learned it, when I have a chance, I'll try street smarts too!"

Lumine: "Cough cough, this should also depend on the occasion, right?"

Lumine: "You can't try it randomly!"

Lumine: "Otherwise, you'll try and then die..."

March 7th: "This doesn't count as street smarts, right?"

March 7th: "At most, it's just the application of worldly wisdom..."

Stelle: "That's right, I didn't see any wisdom at all."

Stelle: "If you ask me, you might as well pull out your gun and point it at his head, that's more efficient."

Furina: "Just like pointing at Mr. Dan Heng earlier?"

Boothill: "Meow, damn it."

Boothill: "If I pointed my gun at him, could I have gotten in so smoothly?"

Boothill: "Isn't this like taking off your pants to fart?"

Dan Heng: "According to your statement, I think your hijacking of the train earlier was also taking off your pants to fart."

March 7th: "That's right!"

Boothill: "Cough cough, street smarts also have moments of misjudgment."

Boothill: "Very normal!"

Boothill: "Alright, let's not talk about this."

Boothill: "Hey, Miss Memokeeper, where is the wine I asked you to leave?"

Boothill: "Why isn't it here?"

Boothill: "Could it be... you really can't afford it?"

Stelle: "Pah, so shameless, asking someone to buy tens of thousands of Credits worth of wine for you to freeload."

Stelle: "And you're blaming them for not buying it for you!"

Collei: "Tens of thousands of Credits... just for a bottle of wine... thinking about it, it's so expensive..."

Venti: "Hehe, sounds like wine I could never afford."

Venti: "I wonder how long I'd have to work in the universe to afford this bottle of wine?"

Sparkle: "Just come to the tavern, whatever wine you want to drink, we have it."

Venti: "Whatever wine you want to drink??"

Venti: "Wow, sounds like heaven..."

Lumine: "Bad, I feel like if Teyvat really connected to the universe."

Lumine: "Venti might just become a Masked Fool."

Zhong Li: "Generally speaking, this drunkard poet is indeed quite suitable."

Sparkle: "What's wrong with being a Fool?"

Sparkle: "Being happy and looking for fun every day, how good is that~"

March 7th: "Hmph, who wants to be a Fool without a bottom line!!"

March 7th: "You guys do all kinds of bad things for fun, you're just a bunch of bad guys!"

Sparkle: "Oh my, you're slandering me."

Sparkle: "If we Fools were really bad guys, we would have been hunted down by the whole universe."

Sparkle: "But look, we can appear swaggeringly in the universe now!"

Sparkle: "As for doing bad things... what bad things have I done?"

Sparkle: "Wuwuwu, don't slander others casually."

Furina: "Uh... what Miss Sparkle said seems quite right."

Furina: "Besides her personality looking a bit nasty... she doesn't seem to have done anything bad in the true sense yet?"

Hu Tao: "Not bad things, at most it's just pranks to tease others, right?"

Hu Tao: "And, she is always helping others... in a strange way?"

Sparkle: "That's what I'm saying... I'm actually a good person too~"

March 7th: "Ah, this..."

March 7th: "Seems I can't refute it..."

Stelle: "Then what about your act of distributing bombs?"

Sparkle: "Hehe, haven't they exploded yet?"

Sparkle: "Wait until they all explode, then it won't be too late to call me a bad guy~"

Navia: "But do these bombs really exist?"

Sparkle: "Sparkle guarantees, these bombs really, really exist~"

Sparkle: "They can definitely blow Penacony to pieces~"

Sparkle: "Just wait and see, hee hee."

The video continues.