Chapter 327

Stelle: "A chef?"

Stelle: "Listening to Mr. Seeing Jiaoqiu’s knowledge of cooking, he’s not just an ordinary chef, he’s a master chef!"

Stelle: "Chef Jiao, is there a chance to taste your cooking?"

Seeing Jiaoqiu: "Hehe, of course."

Seeing Jiaoqiu: "However, my dishes tend to be a bit heavy on the palate."

Seeing Jiaoqiu: "After eating them, you might get quite a bit of internal heat..."

Seeing Jiaoqiu: "But don't be afraid!"

Seeing Jiaoqiu: "I am a physician after all; it’s not hard for me to whip up some herbal tea to clear that heat for you."

March 7th: "Eating it gives you internal heat?"

March 7th: "Are you saying it’s very spicy?"

Paimon: "Uh... this reminds me of Xiangling’s spicy boiled fish."

Paimon: "It was so spicy my nose was running, but I couldn't stop eating it."

Hu Tao: "Speaking of which, Xiangling, you’re a chef too."

Hu Tao: "Why don't you know medicine?"

Xiangling: "Ah??"

Xiangling: "What kind of proper chef knows medicine?"

Seeing Jiaoqiu: "That’s right, a proper chef only knows how to cook."

Seeing Jiaoqiu: "Only an improper chef like me is both a physician and an aide."

Stelle: "It’s fine, as long as you get triple the salary!"

Seeing Jiaoqiu: "Triple the salary?"

Seeing Jiaoqiu: "Haha, you’ll have to go to a dream to get that!"

The video continues.

[Looking at your expressions, you clearly misunderstood me as a weak scholar who just likes to talk about martial arts.]

[Actually, I know nothing about killing techniques either~]

[After all, the medical Dao is a discipline of both life and death.]

Seeing Miss Yunli and Hearing Yanqing’s slightly skeptical gazes,

Seeing Jiaoqiu got fired up.

He had to prove that he knew how to kill enemies too!

[You can tell he’s really anxious.]

[An adult trying to regain face from children... sigh.]

General Feixiao: "Hahaha, Seeing Jiaoqiu, you have times when you’re looked down upon too?"

General Feixiao: "And by two kids, no less."

General Feixiao: "Isn't that embarrassing? Hahaha..."

Hearing Moze: "I told you long ago, with that frail look, talking about other people’s martial arts in public has zero credibility."

Hearing Moze: "If you run into someone with a bad temper, they’ll just punch you."

Seeing Jiaoqiu: "Eh? I’m talking to you two."

Seeing Jiaoqiu: "What are you gloating about?"

Seeing Jiaoqiu: "I, Seeing Jiaoqiu, may not know martial arts moves, but I understand martial arts philosophy!"

Seeing Jiaoqiu: "As the saying goes, master one principle and you master them all!"

Seeing Jiaoqiu: "The philosophy of practicing martial arts is, in a way, the same principle as cooking!"

Miss Yunli: "Give it a rest, you pink-haired, squinty-eyed fox."

Miss Yunli: "You’re a chef, you shouldn't be talking about martial arts philosophy."

Miss Yunli: "At the end of the day, aren't you just a theorist who hasn't practiced?"

Hearing Yanqing: "Miss Yunli is right; martial arts can't just have philosophy."

Hearing Yanqing: "Practice is the most important thing."

Hearing Yanqing: "Just like cooking; I might know the steps and methods, but the food I make definitely won't be as professional as Mr. Seeing Jiaoqiu’s!"

Stelle: "Hahaha, he’s been schooled by two kids again."

Stelle: "What a miserable chef."

Seeing Jiaoqiu: "Ah, this..."

Seeing Jiaoqiu: "Fine, what you say makes sense."

Seeing Jiaoqiu: "I don't know martial arts, so I won't talk about it."

Seeing Jiaoqiu: "But I do know killing techniques, that’s for real!"

March 7th: "But how does a chef kill people?"

March 7th: "Treating people like ingredients and dissecting them with a kitchen knife??"

March 7th: "Eww~"

March 7th: "That’s scary!"

Seeing Jiaoqiu: "...."

Seeing Jiaoqiu: "I use medicine to kill people!!"

Seeing Jiaoqiu: "Not cooking!"

Seeing Jiaoqiu: "Sigh... forget it, just pretend I never said anything, just think of me as a chef..."

General Feixiao: "Hahahaha..."

General Feixiao: "Seeing Jiaoqiu, it seems your identity as a chef is more prominent!"

The video continues.

[Do you recognize this bottle of medicine in my hand?]

To prove he knew killing techniques,

Seeing Jiaoqiu rummaged through his belongings,

and pulled out a bottle of medicine with a tightly sealed cap.

[Don't recognize it.]

The three looked at the bottle for a few seconds,

and all shook their heads,

indicating they didn't know it.

[This is called Stumble Powder!]

[It’s a decoction refined and concentrated from the exotic flower 'Aponogeton' from beyond the borders.]

Seeing Jiaoqiu pointed at the medicine in his hand,

and introduced it seriously to the three.

[Poison?]

Hearing Yanqing asked tentatively.

[Sigh, whether it’s a poison or a life-saving medicine depends on the physician’s intent.]

[Before performing bone-marrow cleansing or surgery on a patient, just one drop can make them feel no pain.]

[But...]

[If the dosage is higher and the concentration is stronger, it will slow down metabolism, cause blood to stop clotting, and even lead to the loss of all five senses—even for long-lived species who are immune to old diseases.]

[This thing can save lives, and it can kill; it’s much more useful than the swords in your hands.]

Stelle: "Holy crap!"

Stelle: "I believe you’re an aide now!"

Stelle: "What a poisonous strategist!"

March 7th: "Mr. Seeing Jiaoqiu, the killing technique you mentioned is just poisoning people??"

March 7th: "Isn't that a bit..."

Miss Yunli: "Pah! That’s a low-down trick!"

Miss Yunli: "A martial artist should rely on their own strength to win fair and square!"

Hearing Yanqing: "That’s right, Mr. Seeing Jiaoqiu, forgive Hearing Yanqing for being unable to agree with your killing technique."

Seeing Jiaoqiu: "Oh my, still so young!"

Seeing Jiaoqiu: "What is a killing technique?"

Seeing Jiaoqiu: "It’s a technique that can kill people!"

Seeing Jiaoqiu: "You must know, on the battlefield facing an enemy, it’s either you die or I live!"

Seeing Jiaoqiu: "At that moment, there is no so-called honor, nor right or wrong; all you can do is use your full strength to kill your enemy!"

Seeing Jiaoqiu: "As long as you can kill the enemy, any means necessary is worth it!"

Seeing Jiaoqiu: "Poisoning might seem like a low-class move, but it’s the most effective way to kill."

Seeing Jiaoqiu: "As long as the enemy can be poisoned in droves, our soldiers' casualty rate will be greatly reduced."

Seeing Jiaoqiu: "So, on a life-or-death battlefield, would you still think this is a low-class move?"

Stelle: "That makes perfect sense."

Stelle: "On the battlefield, killing the enemy comes first!"

Stelle: "No matter what schemes or tricks, as long as it kills the enemy, it’s a good strategy!"

Seeing Jiaoqiu: "Hmm, Miss Stelle thinks clearly!"

Miss Yunli: "Fine, what you say makes sense."

Miss Yunli: "I won't argue."

Miss Yunli: "Of course, provided you don't use these tricks in daily life!"

Seeing Jiaoqiu: "That goes without saying."

Seeing Jiaoqiu: "Such poisonous schemes are only used on enemies."

Seeing Jiaoqiu: "That is my bottom line as a physician!"

Paimon: "Hmm... hearing Mr. Seeing Jiaoqiu say that, I suddenly feel like poisoning isn't something I can't accept..."

Paimon: "Next time I fight a monster, should I try sprinkling a huge dose of poison on its food beforehand?"

Lumine: "Don't!! Absolutely not!"

Lumine: "Paimon, please don't go down the poisonous strategist path!"

Lumine: "With that little brain of yours, I’m afraid one day you’ll accidentally mistake the poison for salt and put it in our pot!!"

Lumine: "I’ll die with regrets if that happens!!"

Hu Tao: "Oh my, dear friend, don't be afraid!"

Hu Tao: "I’ll provide you with cremation and funeral services, I guarantee you’ll rest in peace! (Funny.jpg)"

Lumine: "....Hu Tao, thanks a lot for that... (Speechless.jpg)"

The video continues.

[Hearing Yanqing would still rather place victory on the edge of a blade, rather than... uh...]

Hearing Yanqing wanted to say this was a low-down tactic,

but that seemed impolite,

so he stopped mid-sentence.

[I really did misunderstand you.]

[You’re not a weak scholar, you’re a shameless scholar.]

Hearing Yanqing felt it was impolite,

but the outspoken Miss Yunli didn't have such reservations.

[Hey, hey, hey, why are you suddenly insulting people?]

[I was just popularizing medical knowledge for everyone, I’m not inciting you all to poison anyone.]

Silver Wolf: "You’re playing the 'saying one thing while meaning another' game too?"

Silver Wolf: "Look at your expression, it’s already betrayed your inner thoughts."

Seeing Jiaoqiu: "Cough, cough, I’m really not inciting anyone to poison people!"

Seeing Jiaoqiu: "I just want to make your thinking more flexible and open!"

Seeing Jiaoqiu: "Killing enemies... doesn't necessarily require the swords, spears, sticks, clubs, axes, or hooks in your hands."