Chapter 333

【You two must be mistaken—we don't have this wine.】

The bartender shook his head,

indicating the wine simply didn't exist.

【Impossible, think again carefully?】

Bottio's brow furrowed involuntarily.

【If such an expensive wine had been reserved, I'd certainly remember.】

【After all, each bottle sells for tens of thousands of credit points... if I broke or lost one, I couldn't afford to compensate.】

The bartender's tone was utterly certain.

【Strange... could the Rememberer not afford it?】

Bottio began to feel puzzled.

【What do we do now?】

Brother Dan Heng crossed his arms and asked in return.

【No rush, let's have a few drinks first.】

【Maybe I arrived too soon—she hasn't caught up yet.】

【Let me see what single-malt juices you have...】

【Give me a Glen Hinnom 40-year-old, neat, no ice.】

Bottio remained calm and unhurried,

even had the leisure to order a drink.

【That's the most expensive item on the menu.】

【You're truly an expert.】

When the bartender heard Bottio's order,

he immediately gave a thumbs-up.

【Hey, free drinks? Why not drink them?】

Bottio muttered under his breath.

【What would you like?】

The bartender turned to Brother Dan Heng,

asking.

【Whatever, I'm fine with anything.】

Brother Dan Heng ordered whatever.

【Then I'll recommend the Glass Village Special today—classic Su Leda blended with explosive lemon juice, crisp and refreshing, fitting your cool demeanor.】

【Please wait a moment.】

After recommending a drink to Brother Dan Heng,

the bartender went to prepare it.

Paimon: "Is this Mr. Bottio's martial world wisdom?"

Paimon: "Hmm... it really works!!"

Paimon: "Hehe, learned it, learned it—I'll try martial world wisdom too when I get the chance!"

Lumine: "Cough, cough, shouldn't this depend on the situation?"

Lumine: "You can't just try it randomly!"

Lumine: "Otherwise you might try it and die..."

March 7th: "That hardly counts as martial world wisdom."

March 7th: "It's just applying social graces..."

Stelle: "Correct, I saw no wisdom at all."

Stelle: "In my opinion, you'd be better off pulling your gun and pointing it at his head—that'd be more efficient."

Fornina: "Like when you pointed it at Mr. Dan Heng before?"

Bottio: "Meow, he treasures his butt."

Bottio: "If I pointed a gun at him, could I have gotten in so smoothly?"

Bottio: "Isn't that just removing your pants to fart?"

Brother Dan Heng: "According to your logic, I think your earlier train hijacking was also a case of removing your pants to fart."

March 7th: "Exactly!"

Bottio: "Cough, cough, even martial world wisdom can misjudge sometimes."

Bottio: "It's perfectly normal!"

Bottio: "Alright, let's drop this topic."

Bottio: "Hey, Young Lady Rememberer, the wine I asked you to reserve?"

Bottio: "Why isn't it here?"

Bottio: "Could it be... you really can't afford it?"

Stelle: "Pfft, so shameless—making someone buy a wine worth tens of thousands of credit points for free."

Stelle: "And then blame them for not buying it for you!"

Colette: "Tens of thousands of credit points... just for one bottle... just thinking about it is so expensive..."

Venti: "Ehehe, sounds like a wine I could never afford."

Venti: "How many years would I have to work in the universe to afford this bottle?"

Hu Tao: "Just come straight to the tavern—you can have any drink you want."

Venti: "Any drink you want?!"

Venti: "Oh, that sounds almost like heaven..."

Ying: "Oh no, I feel like if Teyvat truly connected to the universe..."

Ying: "Venti might just turn straight into the Masked Fool."

Zhong Li: "By common reason, this drunken poet does indeed suit the role."

Hu Tao: "What's wrong with being the Fool?"

Hu Tao: "It's wonderful—finding joy every single day, isn't it~?"

March 7th: "Hmph! Who wants to be a Fool with no boundaries?!"

March 7th: "You all do nothing but evil for amusement—you're just a bunch of villains!"

Hu Tao: "Oh dear, that's slander!"

Hu Tao: "If we Fools were truly villains, we'd already be hunted across the entire universe."

Hu Tao: "But look—we're walking boldly through the universe right now!"

Hu Tao: "As for doing evil... what evil have I done?"

Hu Tao: "Wahhh, don't slander me so carelessly!"

Furina: "Hmm... Hu Tao Young Lady does have a point."

Furina: "Aside from her seemingly vile personality... she hasn't actually done anything truly evil, has she?"

Hu Tao: "It's not evil—just mischievous pranks, at most?"

Hu Tao: "Besides, she's always helping others in strange ways..."

Hu Tao: "Exactly! I'm actually a good person~"

March 7th: "Ah..."

March 7th: "I can't really argue with that..."

Stelle: "Then what about your bomb-dropping?"

Hu Tao: "Hehe, but they haven't exploded yet!"

Hu Tao: "Once they all go off, then you can call me a villain—until then, no!"

Navia: "But do these bombs even exist?"

Hu Tao: "Hu Tao my lord guarantees—these bombs are real, truly real!"

Hu Tao: "They'll blow Penacony right open!"

Hu Tao: "Just watch, hehe."

The video continues.