Chapter 418
Dr. Ratio: "Success and a diploma have no necessary connection."
Dr. Ratio: "These are two different things."
Dr. Ratio: "But from the perspective of a professor, I still hope you can master more knowledge, thereby increasing your hope of getting rid of mediocrity."
Stelle: "Professor, it's too tiring not to be mediocre, I just want to be!"
Dr. Ratio: "Heh... then as you wish."
The video continues.
[Don't worry, auditors won't have heavy academic work.]
[The teachers and students are all busy preparing for the celebration, just think of it as attending a party.]
Himeko dispels Stelle's concerns.
[Campus life without exams and homework—it's just heaven!]
March 7th is beaming with joy upon hearing this.
[It seems everyone can't wait, so it's settled.]
[I will submit the enrollment materials to Origami Academy, we'll set off once we're ready, make sure to have fun.]
Stelle: "What? No exams and homework?"
Stelle: "You should have said so earlier!"
Stelle: "You scared the life out of me!"
Stelle: "Tsk, Origami Academy, get ready to welcome your invincible senior!"
Dan Heng: "Correction, it's junior, not senior."
Dan Heng: "Because we are entering as freshmen."
Miss Qingque: "The trip to Amphoreus has turned into college life just like that?"
Guinaifen: "It's just social etiquette!"
Guinaifen: "Origami Academy specifically opened an academic seminar on Trailblazing, so it wouldn't look good if we didn't give them face!"
Guinaifen: "Is that the logic?"
Himeko: "That's right."
Himeko: "Since Origami Academy, as a top-tier institution known throughout the universe, has sent an invitation letter, we must indeed go to the appointment."
Welt: "No big problem, the previous two Trailblazing journeys are enough to keep the Express running for a while."
Paimon: "By the way, what is school life actually like?"
Paimon: "I haven't been to school yet."
Furina: "I haven't either."
Charlotte: "Lady Furina, you are the Hydro Archon, you don't need to go to school, right?"
Furina: "Cough cough, I'm just a bit curious about the feeling!"
Tighnari: "If you want to go to school, it's easy."
Tighnari: "Sumeru's Akademiya will let you experience what it's like to go to school."
Stelle: "Speaking of Sumeru, I seem to remember you guys in Teyvat said you were going to reinforce Sumeru before?"
Stelle: "It's been such a long time, how did it go?"
March 7th: "That's right, was Miss Nahida rescued?"
Paimon: "Uh... as for that... actually, she was rescued a long time ago."
Miss Qingque: "What about the process?"
Miss Qingque: "I didn't hear you guys talk about it?"
Lumine: "The process was actually quite simple."
Lumine: "Scaramouche forcibly ascended to godhood with the help of Dottore."
Lumine: "Wanting to make a move on Nahida in advance."
Lumine: "And then..."
Tighnari: "Mm, I witnessed a huge meteorite falling from the sky, smashing into the fake god known as the Shouki no Kami."
Tighnari: "The terrifying power swept in all directions, and the Shouki no Kami was smashed into powder on the spot."
Kaveh: "Fortunately, when that Shouki no Kami appeared, it was in a mountain range, otherwise if that meteorite had landed in Sumeru City, I wouldn't dare to imagine if Sumeru City would still be there!"
Boothill: "Ha??"
Boothill: "I said why that idiot Scaramouche stopped calling out, so he was smashed to death by a meteorite?"
Boothill: "What about that idiot Dottore?"
Alhaitham: "Dottore was annihilated by a brilliant bolt of lightning from the void, along with an inexplicable hurricane."
Alhaitham: "But it is said that Dottore has many segments."
Alhaitham: "I suspect he is not dead yet."
Nahida: "Don't worry, with the help of the Gnosis and the help of several kind gods,"
Nahida: "I have already erased all the segments of Dottore that suffered backlash."
Boothill: "Good heavens!"
Boothill: "In other words, that idiot Dottore is gone too?"
Lumine: "That's right."
Lumine: "Dottore's strength is actually quite good."
Lumine: "In our Teyvat, he can be considered to have the strength of a god."
Paimon: "Haha, but it's a pity, he provoked a few gods who are very good at pretending to be stupid on weekdays."
Paimon: "So he was severely dealt with."
Lumine: "They are indeed very good at pretending to be stupid."
Lumine: "I didn't know that these gods who usually slack off had such outrageous strength!"
Lumine: "Especially a certain god who loves to drink!"
Ei: "I don't love to drink, this shouldn't be talking about me."
Venti: "Ehe."
March 7th: "That's great, congratulations on getting rid of two big scourges!"
March 7th: "And successfully rescuing Miss Nahida!"
Paimon: "Everything went so smoothly it's unbelievable."
Paimon: "I never thought things would develop like this."
Lumine: "Heh heh, it's not because a few old guys couldn't sit still after watching the livestream. (Smirk.jpg)" ===== CHAPTER 906 =====
The video continues.
Taking advantage of Himeko and Welt preparing the enrollment materials, Stelle starts chatting.
[As the top institution of Penacony, Origami Academy's strict assessments and expensive tuition fees make countless candidates shrink back. Those who can enter are either famous wealthy merchants or talented geniuses.]
[Therefore, I heard that the campus atmosphere is also very Penacony-like, it really makes one curious.]
Dan Heng tells Stelle what he has heard about Origami Academy.
March 7th: "Thinking about it, that makes sense."
March 7th: "In a place like Penacony where every inch of land is worth gold, it would be strange if the tuition fees for a university built there weren't high."
March 7th: "But fortunately, we shouldn't have to spend money!"
Stelle: "Laugh to death, what if I spend money?"
Stelle: "I am a shareholder of Penacony!!"
Stelle: "Buying Origami Academy is also easy!"
Silver Wolf: "What a nouveau riche statement!"
Robin: "Origami Academy is currently jointly managed by multiple families, buying it is actually not that easy."
March 7th: "Oh my, don't listen to Stelle's nonsense!"
March 7th: "She wouldn't do such a thing!"
March 7th: "Buying a university is useless anyway."
Miss Qingque: "Who says it's useless?" ===== CHAPTER 907 =====
Miss Qingque: "If you buy the school, can't you be the principal?"
Paimon: "Wow!"
Paimon: "If Miss Stelle were the principal, could you let us enroll for free?"
Paimon: "Paimon also wants to experience what it's like to go to school at a top-tier institution known throughout the universe!"
Stelle: "Small matter, isn't that just a word from me?"
Furina: "Speaking of which, even if Miss Stelle doesn't buy the school, it wouldn't be difficult to be the principal, right?"
Furina: "You're already a shareholder of Penacony, you should have that much power."
Silver Wolf: "I can't even imagine how chaotic the school would become if this person were the principal."
Firefly: "Maybe, Stelle just happens to have the talent to be a principal?"
The video continues.
[Elective courses, clubs, campus parties... I want to experience them all!]
Stelle hears March 7th shouting excitedly from the side.
[Take me with you, actually, I haven't been to school either.]
Stelle moves closer to March 7th.
[Sigh, on the Express, the educational experiences of the two of us are a bit mysterious... oh no, there's also Pom-Pom.]
[Calm down, enjoy campus life.]
[Student Stelle, please take care of me!]
Stelle: "The Conductor shouldn't be included, right?"
Stelle: "It doesn't need to go to school either?"
Paimon: "Although Conductor Pom-Pom hasn't been to school, I see it seems to know a lot of things..."
Paimon: "Much more powerful than people who have been to school."
Welt: "Pom-Pom's existence might be very ancient."
Welt: "Accumulated over a long period of time, naturally it will also have very rich knowledge."
Pom-Pom: "Haha, you flatter me!"
Pom-Pom: "For many things, the Conductor only knows a little bit, Pom!"
March 7th: "So, the whole Express is just me and Stelle as illiterates?"
Stelle: "Wrong!"
Stelle: "I am an honorary researcher at Herta Space Station!"
Stelle: "I can cooperate with the genius Lady Herta on research projects!"
Stelle: "I have nothing to do with the word illiterate!"
Stelle: "Only you are an illiterate!"
Dan Heng: "If you say that, March is going to break down."
March 7th: "Ah ah!!"
March 7th: "Don't!!"
March 7th: "I am not an illiterate!!"
March 7th: "I must take this opportunity to get my own diploma!!"
The video continues.
After a while,
Himeko and Welt prepare the enrollment materials for the three of them.
So, the Express begins to jump to Penacony.
On the way, due to Stelle's sensitivity to Memetic substances,
she falls asleep again as expected.
Then, in a daze,
she hears a strange sound.
[Banana, banana, banana, banana——]
[What kind of ghost noise is that?]
This strange sound makes Stelle feel confused.
[Banana, banana, banana, banana——]
The sound rings out again,
but Stelle's consciousness is too exhausted at this moment,
so she falls into a deep sleep again.
Stelle: "Damn"
Stelle: "It's broken, I think I'm possessed again!"
Stelle: "What the hell was that noise just now??"
Paimon: "I heard it!"
Paimon: "It seems to be... banana, banana, banana?"
Lumine: "It is indeed banana..."
Lumine: "It was chanted in a strange melody."
Rappa: "Damn it! That is the evil sound of the evil party under the command of the Ape-Ninja, leading people into despair!"
Stelle: "???"
Stelle: "Sister, who are you again?"
Stelle: "What the hell is an Ape-Ninja?"
Boothill: "Whoa, damn it, Sister Rappa, you're here too?"
Boothill: "Well, there are all kinds of people in this group, so it's not surprising."
Hu Tao: "Eh? You know each other?"
Boothill: "I know her, this sister is also a member of our Galaxy Rangers."
Boothill: "Cough cough, it's just that her way of speaking might be a bit strange."
Boothill: "Don't mind it."
Rappa: "Your Highness Silver-Gun Asura, this is not strange, this is Ninja-speak!"
Furina: "Silver-Gun... Your Highness Asura???"
Boothill: "See, that's how strange it is."
Boothill: "Sigh, it might be hard to understand at first, but after listening to it more, you'll get used to it."
Boothill: "I said Sister Rappa, since you're here, why haven't I seen you speak?"
Rappa: "I have been tracking the traces of the evil party under the command of the Ape-Ninja."
Rappa: "I have to be fully focused, I really can't spare the energy to talk to everyone."
Rappa: "But now I understand, the target of this group of evil parties is actually Penacony!"
Miss Qingque: "Penacony??"
Miss Qingque: "Are you talking about Penacony?"
Silver Wolf: "Uh... do Galaxy Rangers speak with their own accents?"
Boothill: "Don't mind it, she's just like that, you'll get used to it."
The video continues.
The scene changes, Dan Heng, March 7th, and Stelle
have already arrived at Penacony.
[We're here.]
[Stelle, why do you fall asleep every time you jump?]
[I can't even wake you up.]
Looking at Stelle's dazed appearance, March 7th complains helplessly.
[Sigh, how can I fall asleep!]
Stelle shows a heartbroken expression.
[Forget it, don't be dazed in class later, otherwise you'll be sent to the Reef of Flowing Dreams in your sleep.] ===== CHAPTER 908 =====
End of Chapter
