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Chapter 536

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Xing: "It depends on how many of these buttons Miss Huohuo has distributed."

Paimon: "I have a feeling it's not few..."

Miss Qingque: "Hahaha... maybe the Nuokangni Society will accidentally escape disaster because of it?"

Miss Qingque: "After all, if she distributed too many buttons, Miss Huohuo couldn't possibly go around pressing each one herself, right?"

Silver Wolf: "That's hard to say."

Fuyuna: "By the way, why is there a strange little pig following Miss Tuopa?"

Tuopa: "You mean Zhanzhan?"

Tuopa: "It's not a pig—it's a piggy bank."

Tuopa: "It's my good assistant."

Amber: "What's a piggy bank??"

Truth Doctor: "A piggy bank is a dimensional being."

Truth Doctor: "It possesses mysterious powers to traverse space."

Xing: "I've seen plenty of piggy banks, but none as clever and capable as Zhanzhan."

Sandgold: "Heh, Tuopa's piggy bank is an official employee of the company, earning a substantial salary."

Sandgold: "Even though it's just a piggy bank, it can produce perfectly accurate ledgers with zero errors."

Paimon: "This... is that really possible?!"

Paimon: "Oh no!!"

Paimon: "I feel... like I'm not even as good as a piggy bank?"

Xing: "Paimon, you're right about that."

Xing: "But it's not your fault—Tuopa's Zhanzhan is just too incredible!"

March 7th: "What a one-of-a-kind piggy bank! I wish I had one too!"

Silver Wolf: "Didn't you guys have an Aetherial Spirit piggy bank?"

Silver Wolf: "Wasn't its effect about the same?"

Xing: "You called it an Aetherial Spirit—that means it can only function within the Aether Front, right?"

Hu Tao: "Aether Front? What's that?"

Silver Wolf: "It's the most popular real-virtual combat game right now!"

Navia: "The name sounds fascinating—I'd love to try it!"

March 7th: "It's fun—it's a game where you capture various strange Aetherial Spirits and battle using them!"

Paimon: "Paimon understands!"

Paimon: "Too bad Teyvat doesn't have this game..."

Paimon: "Otherwise Paimon would definitely capture Tevinter and Ronglong the Dragon King and turn them into Aetherial Spirits!"

Xing: "???"

Xing: "Paimon, you've gotten way too full of yourself."

The video continues.

【Huh? What's this?】

Tuopa looked at the exquisitely designed buttons,

curious.

【Cough, cough!】

【For your safety, you'd better keep away from those things.】

The Hound Guard heard Tuopa's voice,

and immediately stood up to warn her.

【For my safety? Are these button-like things really that dangerous?】

Tuopa asked, puzzled.

【Not exactly... Let me put it this way: recently, some pranksters have been causing chaos in the Dream, handing out strange button devices to anyone they meet.】

【According to those who received them, the prankster said: 'Press this button, and the entire Nuokangni Society will be blown to the sky!'】

【Fortunately, no one believed him.】

【But as a precaution, the Hound Clan has retrieved all these buttons.】

The Hound Guard explained seriously.

【What exactly happens when you press it—has no one ever tried?】

Tuopa continued asking.

【Hmph... you probably don't understand Nuokangni well enough, do you?】

【All guests who come here share one trait: they're extremely attached to their lives.】

【In any case, the clan will deal with these items soon—please keep your distance.】

Xiangling: "I really admire how seriously Miss Huohuo is performing here."

Xiangling: "She's even acting convincingly."

Xing: "Her disguise is flawless!"

Xing: "If we hadn't clearly recorded her muttering in the video just now, we wouldn't have spotted the flaw!"

Potio: "Laughing so hard... everyone in Nuokangni is cowards."

Potio: "No one dares to press this toy button."

March 7th: "After all, anyone who comes to Nuokangni is either rich or noble—a successful person."

March 7th: "Someone like that isn't the type who values life the most?"

March 7th: "But... not a single one dares to press it. These people are truly overly fearful of death..."

Stelle: "Pfft, if it were me, I'd have pressed them all already."

Paimon: "But Young Lady Stelle, curiosity killed the cat!"

Stelle: "You're right—but I'm not a cat!"

Stelle: "Besides, I really don't believe such a tiny thing could blow Penacony sky-high!"

Furina: "According to Hu Tao's suggestion, it seems we need to press all the buttons?"

Furina: "A single button might not be enough?"

Hu Tao: "Probably so..."

Hu Tao: "Otherwise, Hu Tao wouldn't be worried."

The video continues.

【Hmph.... hmmm! Hmmp!】

As they passed the pastries on the table,

Zhang Zhang suddenly stopped.

【Hungry, Zhang Zhang?】

【Food from dreams. 4.7.... It probably won't taste bad?】

【Zhang Zhang, catch!】

Saying this, Topaz tossed a fry sundae to Zhang Zhang.

Zhang Zhang opened her wide mouth,

swallowed it whole,

then let out a satisfied burp.

【Looks pretty good, huh? I should've taken a bite first.】

Topaz watched Zhang Zhang enjoying her meal,

couldn't help smiling.

Furina: "Wow, Zhang Zhang is so adorable!"

Gui Na Fen: "Mm-hmm, definitely adorable!!"

Gui Na Fen: "Miss Sushang, let's go catch a Pumian as a pet too?"

Miss Sushang: "Huh??"

Miss Sushang: "Xiao Xiao Guizi, do you have any idea how hard it is to catch a Pumian?"

Miss Sushang: "The moment you make the slightest noise, the Pumian's already jumped into the tunnel and vanished!"

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