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Chapter 598

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Sparkle: "I gave you time — go on and stop it, then."

Sparkle: "Isn't that perfectly fair~"

Stelle: "Fair my ass!"

Stelle: "What's ten minutes even good for?"

Sparkle: "Little gray-hair, this skiff is only so big."

Sparkle: "With so many of you, surely you can collect them all."

Ying: "Right, right!"

Ying: "Miss Stelle's side has way more people!"

Ying: "Who says we can't defuse this crisis before the bombs go off!!"

March 7th: "Speaking of which, I just have to complain about something!"

March 7th: "Aventurine, what did you mean by that thing you said in the group chat?"

March 7th: "What's this 'guess who survives' nonsense??"

Aventurine: "Haha, well, about that...."

Aventurine: "Occupational hazard, sorry about that."

Dr. Ratio: "That's gamblers for you."

Aventurine: "Professor, don't just single me out!"

Aventurine: "What did you mean by replying '1' and then leaving the group?"

Dr. Ratio: "I simply didn't want certain idiots in the group clouding my judgment."

Aventurine: "Which idiots are we talking about?"

Dr. Ratio: "What do you think?"

Aventurine: "Ahem... anyway, it's not me!"

Miss Yunli: "Pfft!"

Miss Yunli: "Hahaha, you two bickering are hilarious."

The video continues.

【Everything's arranged... let's start following the map.】

After slipping the phone back into her pocket,

Stelle opened the map Sparkle had given her.

【Sparkle's Wonderful Treasure Map】

【The great Sparkle has thoughtfully marked the locations of (five out of nine hundred and ninety-nine) imaginary neutron bombs for you — isn't she just so kind!】

【You ask where the rest are? Just wander around this luxury cruise liner a bit more~】

March 7th: "Thoughtfully marked the locations of five out of nine hundred and ninety-nine neutron bombs..."

March 7th: "She's so kind..."

March 7th: "Is this some kind of infernal joke?"

Sparkle: "What's wrong~"

Sparkle: "I even gave you a map!"

Sparkle: "Isn't that thoughtful enough, kind enough~"

Sparkle: "You know, I don't want to see Penacony blown to smithereens either..."

Sparkle: "Boo-hoo... that would surely be terrifying!"

Sparkle: "That's why the kind and wonderful Sparkle is helping you look for the bombs~"

Furina: "...."

Furina: "If you're really so kind, why are you still planting bombs?"

Sparkle: "Well, obviously... because it's fun~"

Sparkle: "Hehe, the next scene is bound to be full of fun!"

Sparkle: "Everyone, come enjoy it together!"

The video continues.

Stelle began following the markers on the map,

searching for the bombs' locations.

A moment later, Stelle found one.

It was a doll called Captain Shuishu,

and the moment it saw Stelle,

it started swaying its head and talking.

【Captain Shuishu Doll: At last you've arrived, Little Gray-Hair!】

【Captain Shuishu Doll: I'm the local constable, and right now I'm playing the role of a bomb!】

The Captain Shuishu doll briefly explained its current situation.

【Little Gray-Hair?】

【Worried about big or small at a time like this?】

Hearing the Captain Shuishu doll's words,

Stelle immediately furrowed her brow!

【I'm about to blow up and you're worried about that?】

March 7th: "Oh dear.... is that the so-called doll??"

March 7th: "Swaying its head like that, and it can actually talk?"

March 7th: "Also, Stelle, what time do you think it is!"

March 7th: "How can you still care about these little details?"

Stelle: "Wrong!"

Stelle: "This is no small detail!"

Stelle: "This is a very important big detail!"

Paimon: "I don't know why... I just feel like this doll looks really cute."

Paimon: "I have this strong feeling of wanting to own it!"

Lumine: "I think this doll should be called the Sparkle Doll."

Lumine: "It's clearly designed after Miss Sparkle, right?"

Furina: "Mmm... the way she sways her head is really addictive, really cute..."

Furina: "Ahem, that's not the point!"

Furina: "The point is, what is she saying?"

Hu Tao: "She says she's the Constable Doll, and right now she's playing a bomb."

Miss Yunli: "How do you play a bomb?"

Miss Yunli: "Is she actually a bomb or not?"

Miss Qingque: "Since she's just playing one, then she's not, right?"

Miss Sushang: "Making a bomb thing this complicated?"

Miss Sushang: "I feel like my head's about to explode!"

Sparkle: "Hehe, isn't adding a little fun segment nice?"

Sparkle: "My doll's interesting, right?"

Collei: "If she's not a bomb, then she's actually pretty interesting...."

The video continues.

【Alright, since you've found me, it's my turn to complete my mission.】

【Next, I will count down from five, then explode!】

【Five——】

【Four——】

【One!!】

The Constable Doll said it would count down from five,

but it skipped two numbers entirely.

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