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Chapter 603

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Stelle: "I won't! I'm going to speak my mind!"

March 7th: "No way... Hanu, why does this doll of yours have so much drama?"

March 7th: "So every profession has its own kind, huh?"

March 7th: "It's a waste of talent that you don't become an actress!"

Miss Yunli: "Is it possible that she actually is an actress?"

Miss Yunli: "Forgot her earlier disguise?"

March 7th: "Ah, this..."

March 7th: "Oh right, Hanu does seem to be an actress..."

March 7th: "Then she really is... quite something, huh..."

Hu Tao: "Unbelievable — someone actually went to all that trouble, just for fun, and made so many dolls with distinct personalities and different professions!"

Hu Tao: "Really, with that much effort, wouldn't anything else be a better use of your time?"

Ying: "But her profession is The Fool, and she walks the Path of Elation."

Ying: "Isn't this exactly what she's supposed to do?"

Hanu: "Not bad, not bad — looks like you've got an initial grasp of The Fool's essence."

Hanu: "That's right, as an envoy of the God of Fun, if I don't go looking for fun, what else am I supposed to do?"

Hanu: "Am I supposed to wait for fun to come find me?"

Hanu: "How long would I have to wait for that?"

Paimon: "No strength to retort..."

The video continues.

【Are you the director?】

【Then what about Huang Quan's action scene escaping the family's encirclement?】

Stelle stared at the director doll before her,

and asked out of the blue.

【Huang Quan? Who's Huang Quan?】

【Since you've finished asking, and I've already answered...】

【Then, as the plot demands, I will now inform you of the fact that there are no bombs here at all, so you'll regret wasting half a day listening to me spout nonsense, and then we shall part ways.】

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【But don't be sad!】

【I've also prepared a fine gift for you — a dream bubble — recording a life-or-death race between me and a beautiful memory spirit!】

【If you haven't seen it yet, hurry off and find Dr. Edward.】

Miss Qingque: "Huang Quan's action scene escaping the family encirclement?"

Miss Qingque: "Stelle, I didn't expect you to still be hung up on this?"

Silver Wolf: "Looks like the Dreammaster and Huang Quan didn't fight, and that really disappoints you."

Stelle: "What?"

Stelle: "You guys aren't interested?"

Stelle: "That scene would've been totally explosive, right?"

Huang Quan: "...."

Huang Quan: "I can only say, this isn't a movie."

Huang Quan: "The scene might be nothing like what you imagined."

Hu Tao: "Miss Huang Quan swings her blade once, and the whole family's done for."

Hu Tao: "What's so thrilling about that?"

Hu Tao: "On the contrary, Mr. Boothill being cornered by the family, then calmly escaping from amidst an army — that process would be far more thrilling."

Hu Tao: "After all, at least both sides could put up an evenly matched fight!"

Boothill: "Well, I'll be... I can't for the life of me tell if that's a roundabout way of saying I'm weak, or that I'm a martial arts master."

Miss Qingque: "It's saying you're more professional at acting in fight scenes."

Stelle: "Speaking of which..."

Stelle: "Director Hua, do you really think it's okay to be this half-hearted with your doll?"

Stelle: "I ask you a question, and all you give me is 'who's Huang Quan' and that's it?"

Stelle: "Are you trying to fool some fool here?"

Hanu: "Ehehe, little gray-hair, you're not allowed to call yourself a fool~"

Hanu: "You're not silly, not silly at all... hehe, just kidding~"

Stelle: "Curses... this is bullying the gray-hair too far!!"

March 7th: "How about you dye your hair pink too?"

Stelle: "No way, that doesn't suit my vibe!"

Asta: "For some reason, the vibe keeps getting weirder and weirder."

Guinaifen: "Can't be helped — the dolls Miss Hanu made are just too abstract."

Guinaifen: "It's really hard to keep a straight face..."

The video continues.

After this director doll finished speaking,

it unexpectedly stood up, contrary to its usual behavior,

He bowed deeply to Stelle and blew her a kiss.

Then, under Stelle's dumbfounded stare, he hopped off the table,

and bounced away.

Stelle: "Holy crap, this doll is next-level!"

Stelle: "It can even stand up and run off?"

Stelle: "How is that even possible?"

March 7th: "What on earth is this weird, wacky doll?"

March 7th: "It's just as abstract as that pile of trash cans from the dream bubble earlier!!"

Sparkle: "Hehe, fun, right~"

Sparkle: "Do you like it?"

Paimon: "Mm-hmm, I like it!"

Paimon: "The doll is so cute, I really want one!"

Sparkle: "Hehe, easy easy."

Sparkle: "Contact me later, I'll give you one for free~"

Lumine: "Uh... there isn't an imaginary number neutron bomb hidden inside, is there?"

Lumine: "I don't dare accept it, I really don't dare!"

Amber: "Looking at these dolls, I honestly can't tell whether Miss Sparkle is just playing pranks, or really planning to blow up Penacony..."

Amber: "It's really... way too abstract, Zero."

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