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Chapter 608: Sparkle, Fire Sparkle, Little Sparkle

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The video continued.

After this Sparkle doll finished speaking,

several Bubble Hounds from the Dream Troupe actually popped out from who knows where!

They looked at Stelle,

and without a word, prepared to bite.

However, Stelle pulled out her baseball bat,

and defeated them all in no time.

【I was actually defeated by Fire Bro's vile minions...】

【But you will never succeed—because I am just a cute-looking doll, not some Imaginary neutron bomb!】

Stelle: "Damn!"

Stelle: "Sparkle's dogs really did pop out to bite me!"

Stelle: "Luckily, I was one step ahead and knocked them all down."

Stelle: "That was terrifying!"

March 7th: "A doll with dog bodyguards, surprisingly."

March 7th: "This is as rare as that speechless doll!"

Sparkle: "Hehe, congratulations, Little Gray Hair, for wasting some more time here!"

Hu Tao: "Doesn't seem to matter much, does it?"

Hu Tao: "After all, you previously said ten minutes, but that time has long passed."

Sparkle: "The final interpretation of 'ten minutes' rests entirely in the hands of Lord Sparkle~"

Sparkle: "If Lord Sparkle says it hasn't exceeded ten minutes, then it hasn't!"

The video continued.

This doll was undoubtedly not a bomb either.

After shouting a few sentences in unwillingness,

it fell silent.

Stelle didn't bother with it much,

and continued walking toward the bomb's true coordinates.

But after walking for a while,

she encountered another doll.

【Welcome to the Radiant Feldspar, esteemed Young Lady!】

【I am a dangerous bomb, and also an outlaw who scorns public order and good morals.】

【Wish you a wonderful day here.】

This Sparkle doll was named the Outlaw Doll.

【You don't look or sound very dangerous.】

Stelle felt this doll was quite well-mannered.

【Really? Damn it, if you feel things aren't exciting enough right now, I wouldn't mind showing you what true danger and madness look like.】

Boothill: "Damn it!"

Boothill: "What kind of Outlaw Doll is this, stealing even my catchphrase?"

Boothill: "What does this mean?"

Stelle: "Calm down, it probably thinks your speech is very well-mannered."

Stelle: "So it imitated you."

Boothill: "What the heck, I'd call that a poor imitation!"

March 7th: "This crazy doll is about to show true danger and madness!"

March 7th: "Will it suddenly explode?"

Paimon: "But... the bomb at the coordinates isn't it either?"

Lumine: "It feels like it'll be just like the previous doll, summoning people to gang up on Miss Stelle."

Lumine: "It won't be of much use."

The video continued.

【To be honest, the reason I became an outlaw isn't because I'm a damn bomb, but because I damn well possess an ancient, mad blasphemy curse unacceptable to human ethics.】

【Do you want to experience it?】

【I can recite it for you, but Lord Sparkle takes no responsibility for any consequences.】

Mo Na: "Oh?"

Mo Na: "Could it be that this doll has mastered some unspeakable forbidden spell?!"

Mo Na: "That's dangerous!"

Miss Qingque: "Forbidden spell??"

Miss Qingque: "Does such a thing really exist?"

Nahida: "On the continent of Teyvat, there are indeed some forbidden spells."

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